Schismatrix

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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    I'm not sure if this thread is good or bad now - or maybe it's both
    It's all three.
    This thread is like Domino's Pizza: it delivers. It's also like Domino's in that i don't especially want much of what it delivers, and think they delivered to the wrong address, yet somehow it's perversely enjoyable for all that.
  2. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    Don't make me destroy you with this


    So, he passed out at a party and got covered with Shar-Peis?
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by The_White_Shadow View Post
    And some players RP at being decent people.
    i tried that, but felt it was too unconvincing.
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  5. Quote:
    Originally Posted by SwellGuy View Post
    I would think AE tickets already do this after a fashion.
    1) With AE i routinely buy the rare and uncommon salvage i need for recipes. i also do rolls for common salvage of the type and level range i need if it's a bit pricey on the market.

    2) Anything i get from a roll that i don't have a use for i drop onto the market.

    3) Profit!
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Tokyo View Post
    Transfer to Freedom. Nao.
    Still waiting at the bus station in Steel Canyon. It's like the buses are never running or something.
  7. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Peterbilt View Post
    Champion, where drama doesn't come out of a can. We make it from scratch.

    Hey Westley, good drama takes time.
    Actually, i use a dramacake mix as a base and add fresh ingredients as need or whim dictates. But then i'm a lazy sod.

    Still, PK has some big pariah shoes to fill if he expects to top Skyppy's skills at making drama and being a half-stupid posterior headgarment. Ol' Skyppy worked mighty hard at being so unlikable that he eventually changed his name and server.

    And he did it even while running multiple SG's.
    His parting move was so classy that i doubt anyone will top it. Now THAT was high grade drama.

    When I first moved to Champion it hardly had any drama at all compared to other servers, but that was over four years ago.
    ...
    (Y'know, composing this on my phone was perhaps a bit masochistic. )
  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Razordenial View Post
    I'm looking for a new server to call home, and my only requirement is that there is a decent, not great amount of RP. I've been on Virtue for a long time now, and with the free transfers, I'm looking for a new home.
    There are some RP types on the server, but AFAIK there aren't any really active RP groups going.
    There used to be several RP-themed SG's on Champion that i knew of, mostly redside, but i haven't seen much in a while.

    i RP on occasion if it suits the mood and the team, but generally my RP is more Deadpool than Dark Knight. Most of my characters are whimsical, irreverent lunatics, or somewhat megalomaniacal. Grim and brooding in large doses gives me hives.
    (Yeah, i know RP isn't all gloomy angst-fests, and not everyone who RP's plays tortured characters with traumatic pasts, but far too many turn the drama queen slider to 12 for my tastes. )
  9. Schismatrix

    Tyrant's profile

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Dr_HR View Post
    well if i didnt mention ur name its clear it's not just to you. (think about that next time you try to be smarty pants)

    <snip>
    ...i thought as i'm posting in the "Player Questions" section a "Question Mark" wasnt needed..this and i thought people were smarter then the average monkey.
    Was that a question. Does that mean every sentence posted to this forum is a question.
    That's good to know?
    Have a nice day? (Stroke Victim Smiley agrees with me)
  10. Schismatrix

    Tyrant's profile

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Vitality View Post
    Sorry...I got caught up in my post...the rude part was not for you...but the poster before you.
    i stand by Agge's response? After all, if it's obvious i'm making a statement then i don't need to use a period when stating it? That's just the way things work? So, if i was going to ask a question of some unspecified employee of Paragon Studios in a forum devoted to asking questions that are answered by other players then obviously i don't need to actually use appropriate punctuation when i do so? i'm glad we can all agree on that?
    Good day?
  11. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Shadow Ravenwolf View Post
    Boot to the...

    Are we there yet?
    ...Patience, yeah yeah, how long will that take?

    *boots computer and lunches*
  12. Schismatrix

    Tyrant's profile

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Dr_HR View Post
    When is his profile gonna be added to the website. you have the other 2.
    i do?
    Are you addressing me or another player?
    Which website are you referring to, the official website, some unspecified fansite or the wiki?

    This is the forum for asking questions that other players can answer, but we have to know details regarding which players you're asking and a bit more specificity in the question itself.

    Also, questions are more obvious when terminated with a "?", otherwise known, oddly enough, as a "question mark". Not using them for questions is slightly less confusing than ending all statements with a question mark.
  13. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Memphis_Bill View Post
    First, that was not a bash. That was a direct opposition to the statement you provided - which was not "I talked to some people and," but a statement that "Nobody uses bases."

    Second, your post is the "bash" or, as you put it later, "flame." I made no personal attack on you, I countered what you said. If you can't handle that... don't post. Nothing I said required insults.

    Third, look in the mirror before posting something like:


    Consider what you're replying to. Consider what was said. Because right now - you did just what you "advised" others not to do.
    More or less exactly what i tried to say in an earlier post. My inability to take the OP completely seriously may have made that unclear.
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Thirty_Seven View Post
    What about now?
    Yep! We're there! Everyone out for a quick stretch!
    *speeds off*
    *backwards*
  15. Schismatrix

    is it possible?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ironblade View Post
    I doubt lag would be an issue. People play from all over the world on the NA servers. I know people who play from Japan and Australia.
    And those bloody Kiwis from New Zealand.
    Seriously though, there's a whole bunch of Aussies in one of my global channels on the NA servers and they play just fine.
  16. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Red Valkyrja View Post
    That wont do you any good…



    …cuz I'z gotz wingz.

    *Siphon Speed on thread*

    *hops back in*

    Are we there yet?
    Sex-ay!

    And no, not yet.
  17. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Fleeting Whisper View Post
    The one reason I dont like attacks is because if you meat an opponent with a power that does mass -tohit your practically screwed! in my prospective



    Hmm... sounds just as silly in a different context. Maybe I'm doing something wrong?
    Your opponents are too meaty. Until you meet a less meaty opponent your prospective perspective may be screwed, skewed and tattooed. And that's just to start.
  18. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Call Me Awesome View Post
    I'm glad to see that the rest of the posters are remaining calm and not descending to that level.
    Calm perhaps, but my descent is a more ambiguous matter.

    As the bard once opined:
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Red Valkyrja View Post
    Oh, and had you put this statement first: "I've asked alot of people on the freedom server…" none of these posts would exist.
    Why give people more fodder for impugning the competence of those of us who play on Freedom? There's enough mocking of Freedom's population, both deserved and undeserved, without someone attributing further allegations of ignorance to the server.

    The logical course of action if the OP's assertion (my bad, 'question') is true (true probably being the wrong term to use if it is a question, bit of a puzzler there i admit) would be to dissolve all SG's and rely solely on global channels for contact. Obviously then, everyone the OP has spoken to is not a member of an SG, and neither is the OP. With bases being useless and global channels being available in private and public flavors there is no reason to ever join an SG. So, has the OP and everyone it knows dropped all affiliations with any SG?
    That is the logical thing to do if you have no use for bases. There is no other function provided by SG's that isn't equaled or better filled by other game features.
  20. Quote:
    Originally Posted by MLEdelen View Post
    Post Deleted by Moderator_08
    *acronym for uncontrollable and/or derisive laughter goes here*

    Sir or madame,

    While i appreciate your concern for the appearance of educational deficiency and the lack of thought and consideration that you fear my posting opinions that disagree with your own may impart to myself, i would humbly suggest that perhaps you should look to your own posts to make sure they are exemplars of the virtues you are espousing before leveling such charges at the rest of us. It's not even the "pot calling the kettle black" so much as it is the "charred and stained pot calling the gleaming set of stainless cookware rusted away to nothing".

    Until such time as you are willing to apply the same lofty standards to yourself that you insist on holding everyone else to i must say to you, "Good day, sir!"

    Your most humble and solicitous peer,
    The Semi-honourable @Nyx Nought Nothing, Esquire *string of nonsensical letters implying non-existent degrees and certifications goes here*
  21. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Memphis_Bill View Post
    Really?
    I use it for transportation.
    I use it for storage.
    I use it for crafting.
    I use it if I get defeated to pick up inspirations.

    I can turn it around and say I don't use Ouro because of my base - which has no level limit to get into, and lets me get to more locations than Ouroboros does. I can start Ouro missions from the crystal inside my base. And for me - it's more true than your "nobody uses bases."
    The above is my situation. i stock the base inspiration bins with EoE's for use in raids and occasionally use empowerment stations (which only exist in bases) in addition to what Bill posted.

    Since i run a fair amount of blueside content there's a lot of places that Ouroboros won't take my alts that are high enough to even have access to the zone.

    Base raiding was always at most an occasional diversion and never the focus of base usage. The base gives access to many convenient facilities in one place, including some that can't be found anywhere else. Finding a bunch of players on Freedom that think bases are useless is hardly compelling evidence. Freedom has a high enough population that you could probably find a bunch of players that all think the internet is a series of tubes, and that clicking on glowies in the missions of the hero respec trial makes more enemies spawn in the final room. (Which would be awesome even if it makes no sense from a mission design perspective, but unfortunately doesn't happen. Most of the teams i'm on would make a point of clicking every single glowy in the trial if it did.)

    i would request that in the future the OP actually ask a question if they have one instead of insisting that the question's nature is implied by its absence. At least rhetorical questions are questions, even if the poster gets all huffy when it's actually answered.
  22. Quote:
    Originally Posted by GuyPerfect View Post
    Technically, the ellipsis is a single punctuation mark… but since it looks like three periods, people write it with three periods…

    …
    …
    …

    (There are no periods in this post… Want proof? Try selecting the text with the mouse!)
    Ah, people probably use three periods since the ellipsis mark is not anywhere on the keyboard for standard keyboards.

    Actually, what is the code for it, anyway?????????
    (The previous sentence is not readable by those with my fictitious affliction.)
  23. i'd go with Rad and the secondary of your choice, probably Sonic or Elec.
  24. Quote:
    Originally Posted by corridor View Post
    In fairness it's only SORTA being discussed over there. Mostly they are just mocking the OP's punctuation use. :P
    Wait, what?
    Oh.
    Well, they did also cover all the info that players have access to regarding the winter event. Which, being so little, did leave lots of room for general fun-pokery.
  25. Schismatrix

    Switch Server!

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Demobot View Post


    This is all I got, sorry.
    That. Is. Horrifying.
    Did you get that off cakewrecks?

    No, wait, it's not a cake, just a really grotesque pinata or something.
    Still, eww.