Schismatrix

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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Perfect_Pain View Post
    I guess I am the only person with all the boxed full games and expansions on my wall as a badge of honor... I personally have 3 versions of CoV, 2 CoH, and all the other boxes they have sold...
    Not the only one. Although i keep the boxes in the bookcase nearest my desk, not on the wall.

    If the OP wants to wait two years* on the assumption that GR will be made free at that time then he is more than welcome to do so.



    *While i agree that two years is a short time it is rather unusual to find others who feel the same way. Especially when discussing videogames.
  2. Schismatrix

    Generic Rant

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by BackAlleyBrawler View Post
    Short clarification that statement being attributed to self was never actually said by self but instead inferred from another unrelated statement made by another redname.

    Snarky comment.
    Expression of dismay that a redname would post in thread when he should clearly be busy animating the TF/SF difficulty fix. Posting of peevishness pointedly protesting redname's paucity of posts promising Pestilence Pony patron power pool pet per poster's previous poorly presented power pool proposal. Pointless petulant posturing presuming primacy of poster's preferences.

    Perfect.
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Prime_Nighthawk View Post
    If you change the name of the characters, it's pretty much EXACTLY like the Justice Lords story.
    Or Marvel's version from the Eighties, Squadron Supreme, where characters similar to the Justice League end up taking over the United States government and brainwashing dissenters, among other burn-the-village-to-save-it actions. Or any of dozens of the "What If" and parallel world adventures seen in decades of comics and fiction long before even that. Alternate reality fiction where characters and/or personalities in alternate worlds are inverted is very, very far from new.

    DC's Justice Lords is merely a Johnny-come-lately to the party, but i can understand how it looms large in your thoughts if it was your first exposure to the trope.
  4. Schismatrix

    Generic Rant

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Solicio View Post
    Posts obligatory notification that the cake does not, in fact, bear any resemblance to the truth.
    Acknowledgment of profound truth of meme and pointing out of the fact that quoted poster has aided and abetted threadjack of his own post. [grinning emoticon]
  5. Schismatrix

    Generic Rant

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Solicio View Post
    Attempts to sum up all arguments made so far, but only accurately sums up arguments that agree with his bias. Only presents straw-man arguments for the opposition, which he summarily dismisses as pathetic and unworthy of discussion. Declares that his side has "won", and anyone holding an opposing viewpoint either doesn't understand him completely, or is mentally defective. Makes gratuitious use profanity, but does so by working around the profanity filter using common abbreviations such as "WTF", "GTFO", and "STFU".
    Offers cupcakes in response to post and then reneges on offer.
    Offers cake instead and fails to present cake.
    [picture of pie]
    Announces that thread is finished and offers irrelevant factoid as justification.
    Stows tray and returns stewardess to upright position.
    [image referencing classic movie quote]
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by pohsyb View Post
    The entire AH front-end was re-written.
    While this being in the works was mentioned the other week it is hard for words to express how much i welcomed reading this.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by pohsyb View Post
    1. Logon RichHero
    2. Send Awesomething to @Starchild
    3. Note that you have new mail with Awesomething attached
    4. Log off RichHero.
    5. Log on PoorVillain.
    6. Note you have Email with Awesomething attached.
    7. Try to claim it greedy villain, go on I dare you.
    8. No you cannot have item! You are villain!
    9. Log on PoorHero.
    10. Note you have Email with Awesomething attached.
    11. Claim Awesomething.

    I'm not going to go through all 30 characters.
    That's actually simpler than what i was guessing at first. This will make outfitting alts sooo much easier now.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
    Magical Erotic Hypnotism?
    Mobius Email-loop Hysteria.
  7. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Silas View Post
    Yes, and it was discounted because it was meaningless. It's a farcical comparison for the sake of getting to say hurrr my tanker outdamages scrappers and getting to beat your chest oh so loudly.

    Now, a generous person might see this and realise there are reasons you act out in the way that you do and let it slide.

    I'm not feeling generous. Stop making absurd claims based meaningless comparisons and people will stop calling you on them. I can speak only for myself but I'm losing patience with your nonsense.
    Use the semantic translator to simplify your reading before deciding to reply.
    Once run through the translator we get:
    Quote:
    LOTS OF CAPITAL LETTERS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! rest of post has little punctuation or page breaks wif okaszional mispehlingz. poster actually takes the time to admit this but not actually fix it. because fixing it would compromize his odd principles wich somehow insist that using or requesting prohper english iz a sign of elitism rather tahn commun courtesi and basik communication skilz. posters point iz mainly lost becauz ppl haf to balance the fact that in additon to his views, teh poster also bileeves stoopidity and ignoranc iz virtues. poster reiterates teh need for hiz point to be takken seriouzly
    (With credit to Solicio for writing the original (slightly altered) text for a completely different thread on a more general topic.)

    Once translated it becomes easier to decide how useful replying would be.
  8. Schismatrix

    Mezz and pvp

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Aett_Thorn View Post
    How would we know?
    What do you mean? Don't you attend the Dev and player roundtable meetings held every other Thursday where the Devs ask everyone what they want and brief us on all future plans?

    Considering how much it costs to fly a helicopter out to everybody's house the least you could do is attend every once on a while...
  9. Schismatrix

    Generic Rant

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Solicio View Post
    LOTS OF CAPITAL LETTERS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! INSISTANCE THAT IF THIS RANT ISN'T TAKEN SERIOUSLY, POSTER WILL QUIT THE GAME!!!! rest of post has no punctuation or page breaks wif okaszional mispehlingz. poster actually takes the time to admit this but not actually fix it. because fixing it would compromize his odd principles wich somehow insist that using or requesting prohper english iz a sign of elitism rather tahn commun courtesi and basik communication skilz. posters point iz mainly lost becauz ppl haf to balance the fact that in additon to his views, teh poster also bileeves stoopidity and ignoranc iz virtues. poster reiterates teh need for hiz point to be takken seriouzly.
    Expression of surprise that Pyretic_Psyche* is now posting outside of the AT forums. Relevant comment on quoted post with aside about quality sandwiched in written with a sarcastic tone. Observation that quoted post is technically off topic.

    Extremely thread-relevant link™®©

    *Not actual forum handle.
  10. Schismatrix

    Generic Rant

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by The_Thorny_Devil View Post
    Something saying that I agree with the quote above.
    Insinuation that agreement proves inferior ancestry.
    Repetition of demand for all to cease posting in thread. Tacit acknowledgement of irony of demand and +1 IBTL
  11. Schismatrix

    Go to Redside.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ketch View Post
    I was buying spices for 5 influence last night, but someone price jacked sugar to 500,000.
    If i'm feeling whimsical i hit up AE to roll up some sugar and take advantage of the sugar market.

    The redside market can be a bit wonky, but barring a very few set pieces i usually don't have too much difficulty getting the pieces i want for the more popular non-purple sets. For those hard to get items i use SF/TF runs for the merits to buy them outright.
  12. Schismatrix

    Generic Rant

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by NarfMann View Post
    Expression of dismay at the quick succession of posts I have made.

    Indication of intent to cease posting.
    Repetition of demand for an end to posting in this thread. Feigning of a lack of awareness of the irony in holding this position.
  13. Schismatrix

    Redside debuffer

    i second the Sonic/Dark Corruptor.
    Fire/Dark Corruptor is also excellent. (Admittedly all the debuffing is in the secondary. Unless you count debuffing hp. )
  14. Schismatrix

    Generic Rant

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by NarfMann View Post
    Declaration of the inherent victory of the link and/or quoted poster.
    Post expressing dismay and/or anger that the thread hasn't died yet because people won't stop posting in it. Exhortation for everyone else to stop posting in thread.
    Edit: Edit to post to say that this post was made to increase post count and stating anticipation of locking of the thread.
  15. Schismatrix

    Generic Rant

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Adeon Hawkwood View Post
    Robotic Facepalm!
    Praise for picture.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Techbot Alpha View Post
    Quote BaBs;

    YOU B******!!

    That's MY damn comment!
    Random movie quote.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Adeon Hawkwood View Post
    Smartalec response
    Pointedly straight faced response.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by PDXUnder View Post
    Emphatic First After Mod comment!

    Second request for OP's in-game belongings.
    Expression of derision for anything OP might have.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Moderator 08 View Post
    Threadlock and shot of tequila. Snarky comment to Avatea
    Non sequitur link.
  16. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Samuel_Tow View Post
    You have Google. I have bookmarks. I win
    My bookmarks, despite the dozens of folders and sub-folders, are already so crammed with interesting links that it's hard to fit in another group just to... oh wait, a couple folders, like the ones labeled 'Scarry' and 'fiends', are mostly empty of current links. Okay, one of those will become my official brain bleach material folder. That was a great idea, thanks!
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bill Z Bubba View Post
    I hope there's nothing wrong with knocking myself out with real fetishes.
    The usual disclaimers regarding the consent and eligibility of all involved aside: sure, whatever knocks your boats off...

    "E-7."
    "You sank my gastropod!"
    "Take off your socks and lick my navel."
  17. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bill Z Bubba View Post
    I'll play. I enjoy shoving facts down people's throats.

    Tank BA adds 9.79 damage every 2 seconds.
    Cast time for chain above: 6.33 seconds
    9.79*3 = 29.37
    29.37 * (1+.8+1+.95) = 110.1357
    Add that to the prior tank total = 1578.225

    And what did the scrapper without ANY BUFF AT ALL from his secondary do? Oh yea, 1754.

    You still lose. Your tank is weaksauce. Oh, forgot to take crits back off: 1594. You STILL lose. Unfortunately for you, BU and FE aren't EVER up 100% of the time. Which means the tanks damage falls even more. Yet scrappers critical chance is always on.
    Billz, you can't win on facts, because facts don't support the predetermined answer for some people.
    eg.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Schismatrix View Post
    You can't arrive at the desired 'truth' without using distortions, half truths and reframing the argument. Cold, hard logic based on empirical evidence has no place in discussions of AT performance.
    When the person who is discussing the difference picked the answer in advance and is only looking for things that support their imaginings.

    Ignoring inconvenient facts? Check.
    Reframing the argument when the original assertion was disproven? Check.
    Moving the goalposts? Check.

    You simply can't win with facts, Billz. Eventually it will just become something along the lines of, "Well on the third Thursday of August at high noon with a full moon and the Scrapper has an unslotted primary and his leg tied to post while a Canadian Mountie is jumping up and down in front of him and the Tanker has three purple melee damage procs in his main attack and an owl feather tucked in his hatband the Tanker will win." And even then if you still demonstrate that it's unworkable you'll just be told, "I just meant that it's almost as much, not more, and 75% is almost as much."

    Despite claiming to pursue looking at things differently i see a lot of very common behaviors usually associated with a combination of willful ignorance, obstinate narrowmindedness and inflexible, wishful thinking in certain parties.

    Maybe it's because over 90% of what i know i learned because i've alweays been interested in the world around me and how it works, and less than 10% of it came from things taught in mandatory schooling. (Note that some also only learned 10% in school, it's just that they didn't bother learning outside of it.) Seriously, the less someone knows the less likely they are to notice or come up with ideas outside of what is the middle of the road. At best they end up regurgitating things that are already well known to those who looked outside the standard path long before they started, or assert completely false things as truth because they never bothered to find out how things really work.

    Still, it does provide popcorn moments, object lessons that help those who can to learn, and a chance to doublecheck things that are already known.

    And so... it's popcorn time!
  18. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Leandro View Post
    I'd go with a slider. "Delete email unless it has over X amount of influence attached". Then I'd set the slider to a million inf. I'm never mailing myself any less than that, and if a spammer wants to give me a million inf just to delete their message, well, sounds good to me!
    Obviously i don't know for sure, but i expect that emails between characters on the same account will automatically be allowed. The email between friends option will probably be expanded to include global friends.

    Any inf sent in an undeliverable email i expect will get refunded. Minus any transaction fees of course.
  19. Schismatrix

    Go to Redside.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Scythus View Post
    Besides, Lord Recluse always plans ahead and probably anticipates that Faultline will soon be too renovated and lacking in that burned-out-war-zone* ambiance that Recluse needs to feel comfortable.


    *the generic sort of war zone, not the PvP zone.
  20. Quote:
    Originally Posted by tanstaafl View Post
    I dont share your confidence, and feel certain the devs wouldnt mention other fixes in down the future issues pipe line.

    The assumption that becauses its been working that way for a long while means the devs wont change isnt an assumption I would make.
    This. Regardless it's still well worth slotting just for the normal effects.

    Coincidentally enough one of my Scrappers received the proc recipe as a reward roll last night and immediately crafted and slotted it.
  21. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Yoster View Post
    Cool to see that my question wasn't completely out of left field after all! My dragon girl will be very happy to get to wear a belt with her tail now...plus it'll be all swishy and stuff
    Oddly enough i'm in the exact same situation.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by StormSurvivor View Post
    I'm fairly sure they are.
    *sigh* Yeah, i have no idea how i missed that when reading through the announcement. Maybe the hypothetical quivers will be in 17 as well.
  22. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    Be patient about back items
    A comment BAB made about the misaligned Sinister shoulder pieces a while back seems to imply that quivers at least might be added as shoulder items.

    Still hoping to get tech/magic wings that are pods/nacelles that extend fans of light/energy when in use that just angle and shift in response to movement instead of flapping. But that's just me.
  23. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Dispari View Post
    I thought we'd get separate tails. Or animated tails. But both? At the same time? Please high five everyone in the office who had a hand in this particular project for me.
    If you're going to do both it makes the most sense to do both at once.

    The newly posted Dark Mirror stuff is now a bit more tantalizing, but really not much more informative, though it does confirm a few more things i suspected. It sounds like the Dark Mirror will use tech like the custom AE critters to create an enemy who duplicates your powers. If that includes veteran and booster pack powers, but not inspirations (and i'm guessing those would remain player only), and your "dark mirror" duplicates your every move... Self Destruction->Wakie->laugh maniacally. (Edit: On a team that would pose the possibility of massive collateral damage to teammates. Something i'm actually pretty comfortable with. )

    Anyway, the new mail things to alts option is intriguing, but i wonder if (and hope that) there will be a fee for inf transfers and mailing items. i personally think that the game economy could use more ways to remove inf from the system.

    Villains need a mirror arc as well IMO.

    Anyway, it sounds like there will be a good number of QOL improvements even if it's another update without much in the way new missions/arcs. i expect most of that will be in GR anyway.

    The revamp of Posi's TF is long overdue, and i've been saying that the final mission should take place in the Faultline dam map ever since Faultline was revamped.

    Overall it will have a lot of stuff i've been wanting for a while. And animated tails was pretty high on that list. i've got a few lizardy and fuzzy beast critters that have been wanting them for over five years.
  24. Quote:
    Originally Posted by JD_Gumby View Post
    Well, that makes you an exception. Most would die too much even at level 10 to successfully try for the tailor.
    Then it's probably fair to say that those who read and post here are probably not "most."
    Of course it's not usually that difficult to get a teleport to the tailor, but i'm pretty confident i could do it even though i usually went through Kings Row and IP to use the tailor at level one before they opened the Vanguard base to all levels.
  25. Tonality, you of all people should know that it's not about comparing similarly built examples of each AT, but boastful rhetoric that uses the strongest and/or best built and played Tanker against the weakest and/or worst built and played Scrapper. At least if you have a preferred AT.

    You can't arrive at the desired 'truth' without using distortions, half truths and reframing the argument. Cold, hard logic based on empirical evidence has no place in discussions of AT performance.