ResidentBaka

What's going on? This isn't a list at all!

Just don't try it with Miss Liberty, she uses those stilettos.

Someone once said they heard the Blyde Square music in a Girls Gone Wild commercial.


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Thus I have dedicated tireless hours to searching each and every Girls Gone Wild video for this track, but I'm not having much luck. I hope you guys appreciate all my hard work and dedication, and also please send money for more videos.


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Very "hard" work m i rite.

Hey, who wants to bet how Maelstrom's career in Praetoria will end?


"Eddie... What are you doing?"

"What does it look like? He always busted my balls. "You fat, disgusting turncoat! You make me sick! Fatass! You're nothing but a waste of a character slot! You're so ugly, even your momma don't love you!" Well maybe he was right. Maybe I am nothing but a fat, disgusting traitor.
But you know what? It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty, it's all the SAME once you're DEAD! And a corpse can't laugh. From now on, if anyone makes fun of me... I'll kill 'em!! Just like that..."

"Eddie... Have you gone nuts?"

"*Turns around slowly* I knew it, you too. You're just like 'em, Cole!"

"Hey... I didn't mean anything."

"Don't bother, I understand! You've been laughing at me all along, haven't you? Ever since we first met! I'll kill YOU, Cole!"

P.S. Blind should kill Overseers instantly.

OH ONE MORE THING

Okay, so I'm on a TF like I said (I'm the healer) and I realized how much I hate seeing "blank the first blank" because I know it's gonna be followed by seven more blanks to blank, and each one is just gonna be a single mission filled with infuriating enemies.

And another thing about TFs, you ever notice how something major always seems to happen when a signature character is involved with something? Just once I'd like to see a TF where you find a clue to a major operation, and when you get to the warehouse where it's supposed to be taking place all you find is two Tesla Knights fighting over a rusted dolly. Then you go back to your contact and he's like "huh, guess it was nothing" and boom, TF over. 7 Hero Merits earned, even if you're a villain.

Aww, you guys <3


Oh hey, now that I'm on another TF I had another thought, 'cause I like to sit back and daydream when people are depending on me to keep them alive.


How come a power like "Vengeance" works in a city where heroes don't die unless it gives emotional impact to a plot? I mean, no matter how many exploding warhulks you rub your face on, no matter how many times you're digested by Hamidon, poof. There you are again. You don't even sustain damage to your costume.

"OH GOD CARL NOOOO"
"WE WILL AVENGE YOU"
"Hey guys, I'm back."
"Oh hey Carl."
"INCOMING AMBUSH"
"OH GOD CARL NOOOO"

And for that matter, f*ckin' Vengeance, HOW does it work? I've never been so angry that I've shrugged off something that would otherwise render me unconscious/dead. And I've tried, too. Some friends and I did a little experiment. I started thinking about fighting Carnies and then jumped into traffic. The next week my friends met me at the hospital and let me know it didn't work, and I was like "what didn't work? where am I?" and then they explained what we did and why I was in traction and the rest is history.

Anyway my point is

I think "***** the Sh*t" by Sons of Butcher sums up my experience playing Blasters


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After a year and a half of solid Scrapperdom

It's probably because people don't want to be Captain Amazing@XxXMURDERkillsatan66xx


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And I don't want to be XxXMURDERkillsatan66xx@ResidentBaka

This happened to me twice. The first time was yesterday and I waited a number of hours to log back in, but it was still glitched. A GM fixed the problem for me, and today it happened again. Humbug.


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Running the game in safe mode fixed the problem for me, but.... The game is in safe mode.

You know, I tried to get those colors myself awhile back. I don't think that particular shade is available to players.

Stop staring at me



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Only louder than these boards will allow me to convey.

Unfortunately the both of you are incorrect, the book is actually "Narration: Metropolis Duplexity" by the famed Rikti author Ch'ard'ken.

However for that fascinating exposition on language, I will award srmalloy a prize.




...Eventually.

Firstly, even a team of veteran Navy SEALS would wipe at least three times per mission in Praetoria.


Secondly, if you're still alive, then shooting you didn't work and you owe me a new monitor.

One more thing, this time about the Rikti.

Is the Rikti written language all weird runes and crap, or do they write similar to how they speak, with like a billion colons everywhere? If the former, why? They had a perfectly good language to begin with (possibly many). They probably changed it just so they could seem more like authentic aliens.

If the latter, I bet Rikti books are annoying to read.

"Present: Zenith: Rikti Civilization. Simultaneously: Nadir."

Go ahead and guess what book that is.

Also I'm still on that SF, and I have a question about it, too.


Why does Infernal compliment our skill when it's just eight of us pounding on his crotch until he falls down? Last time I checked, that was how we settled disputes in high school. Now granted I was captain of the crotch-punching team, but it doesn't actually require that much skill. Try it.

Oh, I just had a thought. Shocking I know, right!? Hahahaa shut your face.

Anyway I was thinking about the Council's recruiting in Steel Canyon. Now, not to diss lovely Paragon City, but I don't see a whole lot of able-bodied citizens stepping up to take a flyer. Or at all. Everyone walking past is either old, fat, or screaming. I wouldn't want any of those people in my army.


I tried to volunteer once, I walked up and was like "Sir, I like what I'm hearing." Suddenly they all pivoted to face me, really creepy-like without even moving their legs, stared for a second, and then pulled huge weapons out of nowhere and they all fired in unison. I was like "Wait, stop firing! I want to be a fascist too!" but then one of them kicked me in the face. Thanks, but I'll stick with capitalism. At least with it you know when you're going to get brutalized (April 15th).


Oh wait, I forgot my original point. Yeah, why is the Council even allowed to operate overtly in the city? If a hostile paramilitary organization occupied an American city you'd think the national guard would be all over that. They wouldn't be stopped by some dude in tights going "DON'T WORRY GENERAL I'LL HANDLE THIS /B WHO WANTS TO RUN HESS"

(Just between you and me though, I do it IRL too)

I can't be the only person here who logs on a plant dom and tries to talk the potted shrubs in office buildings into fighting for the winning side, can I? I mean, it may anger my team, but one day we're gonna be up against an AV and we won't have the might of the Hamidon to help us. See if they kick me from the team THEN.

Oh, and while I'm here making suggestions for gameplay additions in the wrong forum, and also faking AFK on a TF to write this, there's another thing we totally need, and I'm definitely ripping off someone else's idea but I don't remember whom so it's okay, and also the idea is a weapons-based control and assault set.

I want to be as infuriating as a PPD Equalizer.


On second thought, I am, but I want that to translate to gameplay mechanics.

Welp, brb

The news I'm dreading most is "which costume code did I miss out on this time?"



If I find out they're giving away a PPD Justicar costume code I'll drive to PAX right now.