Phantom Patriot

Gonna re-roll a TA/AR Defender as a D(ual)P(istols)/AR Blaster for my 'No Super Powers' concept.....and looking forward to taking PP Redside!

Maybe all he really wants is a baby sitter?

*crawls out from under the sofa*

I need a hangover cure, and I need it like a Cat needs Nip!

*stands up and falls back down again*

My Most used Defender/Healer tells!

I suppose the least I could do is TP yer corpse away from the mob, rez ya and send ya back in to get killed again!

Or I could just kill them all for you?

Oh i'm sorry, I thought I was playing my toon?

and the very best...

Feel free to criticise, but be aware this may affect my judgement when saving your ****!

I got this the other day on an SG TF, totally pissed me off!
And the person tried to tell me "You're a Defender, why aren't you healing?" To which I replied, you're a fighter, why aren't you surviving?"

*tosses some catnip caltrops across the floor*

*in his worst Elmer Fudd impression possible*

I'm, hunting Sack people...Hurrhurhurhurhurhur!

*reaches up from behind the couch and grabbing a Donut, stuffing it into his mouth*

GAH! Ptooeee!

*spits out the sack person*

Fed' tastes like socks!

*loads the Sackperson into his M30 and fires him into the affray*

POOMPH!

Break it up you kids! Uh-oh, I just made it worse!

*dives behind the couch for cover*

*grabs the bag and makes like a Rikti at a Longbow convention*

Sorry I'm late, wrong venue

*winks at Neko, patting her furry widdle head*

*plops down a bagof MacD's*

These are probably cold now, but meh?

*eyes the sack person as a potential projectile*

*shuts the door behind him, taking off his coat and shaking out the rain*

Hello....? Where is everybody?

*switches on the coffee bot and sets down a brown paper MacD's bag*

Hmmmm, odd. Where's Neko, Puppeh, Sack person and the bird?

*pours himself a coffee and lights a cigarette*


(hey hey y'all)

What self respecting Hero would trade with a villain? Knowing full well that the item(s) you're selling are not only goning to be used for evil deeds BUT also the money you recieve for selling said item will be procured from evil, crime and corruption!

*An air vent opens in the ceiling*

*PP flomps to the floor, holding up a big bag of McMuffins*

Mornin' all, took the liberty of bringing egg 'n bacon buns!

*strokes the kitteh and puppeh and pours himself a coffee*


For days and days now, Bugs had been in search of Palm Springs. Longingly expectant of his dream vacation spot, he felt and sudden sullen drop in his mood, and a tightening of his sphycter, as he rounds the corner to be faced with a Double barreled Shotgun, on the end of which, his nemesis lay waiting.."Got you you wascally wabbit!"

Wow thanks guys/gals *delete as appropriate*

Oh right so you don't know what Skunk is but you know what a Stoner is?

...guess who's baaaack?

Super Heroes only had cars so Hasbro had something else to sell that didn't include figures in it! Batman being the exception, though only 'cos he is a Tech super hero and has no actual powers!

Hmm let me see, I can fly, so I'll take the subway! No wait! I'll drive!

No wait! I'll go play SA:MP instead!

Love Primus!
Love Super Heores!
So it was inevitable!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR851MitBnI
I challenge you not to have it stuck in your head for the rest of the day!

PP

FANTASTIC!

Just in time for my Trial to run out at Midnight!

His Buttox, Sir!