PSLAnimal

Depending on when it is and assuming I'm in the country and all, I may be interested in placing a half-ton, 8-foot walking mountain of Perverse Sexual Lust up for auction.

As long as everyone realizes my heart belongs to Mrs. Animal, my liver belongs to the Warsteiner brewery, and I'm pretty sure a few other assorted body parts are spoken for as well.

I harbor Perverse Sexual Lust, and I approve of this message.

Mace's what?

I didn't run one tonight, but I'll run a couple this week.

Periodically, at random times, days, and intervals, (read that as "whenever I feel like it") I will be running the Justice Server "Find Animal Challenge."

I will announce the challenge in the global JFA2010 and Justice-United channels. After the announcement, the first person to find the Mighty PSLAnimal at his labors in Paragon City will receive $INF 10,000,000.

Rules:
- You will always be seeking my main, the inestimable PSLAnimal, widely known as Paragon City's sexiest hero.
- PSLAnimal will be in a regular city zone: Atlas Park, Galaxy City, Kings Row, Skyway City, Steel Canyon, Independence Port, Talos Island, Brickstown, Founder's Falls or Peregrine Island. No, I won't announce which one.
- PSLAnimal will be at ground level. Not on a building top or in an underground area.
- PSLAnimal will be stationary. He will not be running, jumping, teleporting or flying around.
- The challenge will run for fifteen minutes. Yes, I know that's not very long. It's not meant to be easy. No, I won't make it longer, because by then I'll be bored with waiting.
- The first person to spot PSLAnimal, and use the standard "greet" line in Local chat (Hello, PSLAnimal) where I can see it, will win the jackpot.

Good luck, and watch those channels!

Has anyone attempted an all-Dark ITF? I have a level 50 dark/darkity/darkitydarkdark scrapper, and Mrs. Animal has a 50 dark/dark defender and a 50 dark/dark scrapper.

Sorry I missed this - family issues. Hopefully next week.

Well, I think I will have to spread a little Perverse Sexual Lust around this week's Tanker Tuesday.

My main is not evil, but he does harbor Perverse Sexual Lust, from which comes his might.

Forget that nonsense. I want to know who the Marvel analogue of PSLAnimal is.

42.

Your Mom.

When I'm done playing him/her.

Hugh Hefner.

I tend to favor melee characters.

I spent my first summer after high school throwing drunks out of a biker bar.

Draw whatever conclusions you like from that.

Well, you could work it into canon.

Let's say that a massive Rikti invasion, the biggest ever, threatens Earth. Statesman leads an army of heroes into low earth orbit to fight them. The heroes are victorious, but in the battle their space shuttle is damaged.

In a heroic act of self-sacrifice, Statesman seals the other heroes in the shuttle's radiation-proofed hold and pilots the shuttle to Earth, taking a potentially-fatal dose of radiation in the process. Statesman does not die, however, but...


...oh, forget it. Nobody would ever buy a line of crap like that.

Everyone please join me in wishing a feliz cumpleaños to my own dearly beloved Mrs. Animal. She is 25 today!

(Well, she looks 25.)

News item: Paragon Times, 13 April 2010

All of Paragon City was shocked - although not overly surprised - at yet another attempted Rikti invasion this afternoon. What did surprise many residents of Founder's Falls, the neighborhood hit hardest by this latest incursion, was the failure of famed hero PSLAnimal to appear.

"All the girls in my sorority were out to watch for him," said Candi, 22, of the Founder's Falls branch of Paragon U. "I mean, he's the sexiest hero in Paragon City - nobody wants to miss him, right? I mean, totally!"

Our reporter on the scene recorded this comment from Statesman: "Animal may be, well, unconventional," the veteran hero said, "but I'll give him this; he can take a punch."

Calls to PSLAnimal's Kings Row apartment have not been returned. The hero's supergroup, the League of Champions, released a statement Friday morning attributing Animal's absence to "A Richter-scale hangover," and announced that he will be returning to the streets of Paragon City once the bars reopen.

I almost never use Granite, and I've slotted enough +movement speed sets that Rooted isn't all THAT slow. My main Tanker survives almost anything with Rooted and/or whatever armor is appropriate to the powers of the foe at hand. If speed becomes an issued while in Rooted, I port.

But then, PSLAnimal is a "mature" build that is pretty well IO'd out, true.