Jack Power

You forget one thing in the n00b/newbie debate. You're just a newbie for a few days, you're a n00b for life.

//Jack

This must be true! PK is always right isn't he?

//Jack

If you like this take a look at the this for more bad PuG fun.


//Jack

I like PK. But I apperantly don't have enough posts to matter.

About Posi. It's, for me, always a matter of the team, not the TF in any case.


//Jack

Congratz MM!

Now go PL the rest of the bunch.

*leaves cookies in thread*

//Jack

Happy Birthday!



//Jack

In the imortal words of Krusty the Clown:

"I heartily endorse this event or product."

//Jack

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*wonders if she can do it by dec*

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Sure you can. I don't think there's even one Guardianite that doubts you.

//Jack

You were gone?





//Jack

Dude, she was talking about me.


//Jack

Double doh!

I'm as dumb as CC. To many pucks to the head perhaps. :-/


//Jack

And we eat puppies in Sweden. Tastes great with liquid bacon.

//Jack

I'm the most stable and intelligent player on Guardian. I'm also a very humble and fine person.

There's a lot of stars in the sky. But you can't see the stars when the sun is out. I am the sun.

All this when I'm not drunk.

//Jack

Don't come to Sweden. We have no cages big enough for you.

//Jack

How did it go? And Toonies. I am six hours ahead of you.


//Jack

I know I'm just a reserve but I won't be able to show. I have a very early morning Monday, have to be at work 4 am EST.

//Jack

So sorry to hear this Noire. Hope you come back soon. Sending a good thought to you and your hubby.

//Jack

Put me up as a reserve on the controller team. My 48 fire/kin is ready to ding 50.

//Jack

With all the lbs and inches you are dropping right now I know you are going to get a call from Top Model.


//Jack

Thanks but no thanks Noire.. I doubt I have your resolve. Why aim for the stars when I'm too lazy to even start gassing up the rocket.


//Jack

Hmm..

*looks at own waistline*

What was this diet again?



Good job Noire!

//Jack

... Philotic Knight was alive?


//Jack

They say smoking is bad for you. I submit people quitting smoking is bad for everyone else and for the security of all others should continue smoking.

Oh.. Did I mention I quit smoking five years ago? After 15 years of smoking I just quit. Yes like that. You can do it La. If Shadow_Ravenwolf could you can.

//Jack

*stands behind Noire*

You know.. I think Huggy should go on a sympathy diet instead of dreanching burgers in ketchup.

And La.. It's all in your head after 72 hours if you don't go with the patches and gums and just quit. You won't let your mind beat you will you?

//Jack

We're with you.


//Jack