Ironik

What I just did in the bathroom looks much better than Revenge of the Fallen.

The problem with CoV is that the story was designed the way a FPS was. Since that game was designed by a guy who made single-player games, that makes sense. Stupid hiring choice and a really bad game designer, but you can see how they got to that point.

The problem I have with a lot of the new Incarnate and morality mission stuff is that it's overstuffed with incredibly uninteresting verbiage. Half the time I just want to use the "yadda yadda yadda" emote when I come across one of those contacts. If you ever see someone shouting in broadcast, "GET TO THE POINT!", that's me yelling at a particularly verbose NPC.

Also, a lot of it reads like a mediocre mission in the AE.

Devs, stop trying to explain game mechanics. That's utterly unimportant. (And take out the ones that are in the game. They're stupid.) Also: brevity is better.

The furry feet I'll grant, but I have to admit, that a striped cat tail didn't even budge my "must have" meter. Certainly didn't make the top five.

Like, the regular wolf tail added to the animal pack, and the ability to make THAT striped. I hate the bagworm tail, so my Akita goes tailless as does Razor Raccoon. My second biggest "must have" for the animal pack is a shaggy fur option for the body, arms and legs. The tech is in the game, just add it to the pack already. The third one is clawed hands to replace the Claws powerset. The fourth one is ape parts; a face, if not forearms. Fifth would be the feet.

The difference being that when you criticize the game and you criticize your wife, the game still lets you play with it.

...and just from a story perspective to explain game mechanics the way War Witch seems to love like a fluffy bunny toy, just make the "sunshiny Dark Astoria" a temporary victory.

"Well hero, I don't know how long it will last, but for right now the fog is gone and the gloom has cleared. Even if Lughebu's followers regain their numbers, at least for the people here now, you given them back the sun."

Player leaves DA, reset. Problem solved, no new artwork needed, just a new series of missions. Maybe with a few unique maps the way Faultline got.

But "competitive" in an MMO is code for "suxxors." Who doesn't love waiting around in other games for glowies to respawn, only to have them snaked by other players? Boy-howdy, I sure do!

Same here. And as populous as the EU servers might be, they ain't got nothin' on Freedom and Virtue. I am salivating at the prospect of finally getting some of the names I've long wanted to use.

I why the hate. I why it a LOT.

Your shameless sucking up to us will only work for one year. You will have to do it again next year.

Go get 'im!

I can't get behind this notion of a guilty pleasure. By its very definition, a guilty pleasure has to be bad. Maybe not completely without redeeming qualities, but it has to be "not good" in and of itself, and that includes within its own genre. I mean if someone who only watches anime gets stuck watching Citizen Kane one night and remarks, "I actually liked that movie, funnier than I expected. Who knew the film widely considered to be the greatest movie ever made was actually good?" So I can't endorse this particular definition, sorry.

Battlefield Earth
Catwoman
From Justin to Kelly
Gigli
Glen or Glenda
Glitter
Hardbodies
Howard the Duck
Lawnmower Man 2
Leonard Part 6
Leprechaun 2
Roadhouse
Showgirls
Troll 2
...anything by the SyFy Channel, or Global Asylum.

Now that I look at that list, Hardbodies isn't looking too bad.

...no, it's pretty bad.

See, now Terra has the idea. This is the very definition of a guilty pleasure: one of the worst movies ever made, which actually has congealed stupidity stuck to the walls of its set. A movie which manages to get both physics *and* metaphysics wrong. Liking Event Horizon is the intellectual equivalent of enjoying a root canal without anesthesia. Guilty pleasure, you're doing it right.