The Immortals Trailer


Chazzmatazz

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VdONYkKFmQ

Years after the Titanomachy, the Titan Hyperion (Mickey Rourke) declares war on humanity. He searches for the Epirus Bow, a legendary weapon created by the war god Ares, which will allow him to free the rest of the Titans from Tartarus and take revenge on the Olympians who brought about their downfall. In accordance with ancient laws, the gods are unable to take a side in the war between Hyperion and humanity. It is left to a peasant named Theseus (Henry Cavill), chosen by Zeus (Luke Evans) and accompanied by the priestess Phaedra (Freida Pinto) and a slave (Stephen Dorff), to protect his homeland and save the gods.


When I heard Theseus was in it the first thing that sprang to mind for me was:
SPARE ME THESEUS FOR I AM THE MIGHTY MINOTAUR!!!



The second thing that sprang to mind was "I don't recall Theseus or Hyperion doing any of the stuff they are showing in that movie." The third thing that spang to mind was the the Nostalgia Critic's 'Frying the Coke' segment since Mickey Rourke is in it.


 

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Way to steal the 4 arrow shot from House of Flying Daggers.


 

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Seems kinda cheesey for some reason, but Freida Pinto (Phaedra) has convinced me that I must see this!



------->"Sic Semper Tyrannis"<-------

 

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So, the producers of 300 want to cash in on the Zach Snyder style again, only without Zach Snyder?

And yeah, the 4 arrow scene was nearly a shot-for-shot ripoff of Flying Daggers.




-k


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