Fanged_Knight

HI CHERRY....


I shall be there with bells on, I call tankage unless i get bored and bring something else

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Speaking of girls on the internet...

There have been rumors going around for quite some time that I am a bearded lumberjane woman. Well, I’d like to take the opportunity to confirm said rumors and tell everyone a bit about myself and how I became the best lumberjane in Canada.

First off, my real name is Jane LumberMcSuperbeast. Here is a picture of me in my lodge. However, before I joined the Superbeast family and mastered my trade as a lumberjane, I had a rough start at life. It was years ago, when I was abandoned as an infant and placed in a hole in a rotting tree. Everything was just peachy until I had my first near death experience as a pack of rabid moose tried to attack me. My little hands trembled with fear as the moose came closer, until out of the corner of my eye, I saw Buttercup, the strongest, most noble moose in existence. One moose to rule them all. She took out every last rabid moose and rescued me from my hole in the tree.

Buttercup and I travelled many moons to the nearest civilization, during which time we had many a profound discussion. At the end of our journey, Buttercup looked into my eyes and told me that she saw a great potential that was not to be wasted. She needed to find me a good home. Thus, it was at that point that we decided to seek out the best lumberjacks in existence in order to have me raised properly as a wood chopping, axe sharpening Canadian girl.

Our search found us at the door of Jim Superbeast and Superbeast Ron Superbeast, two glorious lumberjacks who are now my fathers. Word on the street is that none other than Paul Bunyan himself trained these two men. Superbeast’s first name used to be Ron, but he didn’t like it so he added his last name again such that Ron became his middle name. It’s a time in his life he doesn’t like to talk about. Jim Superbeast has always been a model lumberjack and won many a beard growing competition. In fact, he was the record holder at the Canadian Semi-Annual Beard Off of Canada for many, many years until I managed to beat him in ’96, the first female winner of the competition. Jim was secretly an expert at speed crochet, and until I could grow my own beard, he would make me one to wear. Interesting that when I did grow one I beat him, but that’s irony for you.

Actually, it was because of my victory at the Canadian Semi-Annual Beard Off of Canada (CSABOC) that I found City of Heroes. The prize that year for winning the competition was something none of us had ever heard of before, a “com-pu-ter.” I was told that inside this computer, I could find a place called ‘teh internetz’. I had not seen Buttercup for many years, but it was then that she made a spontaneous appearance. She pulled me aside and whispered words of great wisdom that only a leader of moose would utter: “Go, little Jane LumberMcSuperbeast, and represent your kind amongst the heroes of teh internetz. The people have forgotten the mighty lumberjacks and lumberjanes of the world. It is your duty to spread the word.”

I have a feeling that one day, Buttercup will return and tell me to head back to the wilderness and embrace my lumberjane roots with a special someone. But until that time comes, I am here to fell villains like the mighty oak.

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Step away from the maple syrup and heineken

Sadly I will not be able to lead the yellow taunt that day, my brother is getting married so that is where I'll be... PM me tho I know of a good replacement ...

eh why not...


http://faces.cohtitan.com/profile/Fanged_Knight

happy b day

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Tom you are my hero...


oh and FYI we decided you owe us bacon pie at the raid Sunday and maple syrup for Amy...

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What's this 'we' business? I had no part to play in this.

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shhhhhhh.... you need to go along with it for the good of the raid...

Tom you are my hero...


oh and FYI we decided you owe us bacon pie at the raid Sunday and maple syrup for Amy...

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That all depends on what he plans to do to you... to do WITH you. o.O



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o.0 OH BABY

since cobalt called dibs on me does that put me on Team Freem? lol

Well on a serious note I'm glad your life has had a turn around...

Yeah true, I shouldn't have put them together with elf like that...


Sorry to the D&Ders of the world...

Sorry Elf playing d&d doesn't get you good street cred in real life, also nice job with the capitalization placement I'll give you a gold star for effort... But what is sad is you live in a world where everything seems to be decided with your fist... When will you grow up my friend and start to use your head a little...

lol ...

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So If I sucker punch someone... would I get more hate?

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Sorry, no gas station nearby.

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o.0 real life pvp?


elk here is some advice, you can't run and hide from the big boys....

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What is it with you people and your big boys? Big boys can't run very fast. Neither can big girls. I should know, I dated one back when I had abandonment issues and knew she would never go far.

And besides, you guys really can't be serious about threatening someone in RL about how they act in a video game. You might start talking to someone who says they play on Champion, and actually start to like them before you even realize that it's Elf Stalker. He seems like a charismatic dude to me, honestly, and I really think that his personality probably translates more amicably in the real world than it does on these boards.

Howsabout we all go into Hero Con with a positive attitude rather than the one portrayed in this thread. After all, isn't the intention to have a good time and see if any Championites are actually hot chicks?

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I'm as serious about RL PvP as I am in-game PvP. Srsly.

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ummmmm I didn't threaten anyone was simply making a joke... if anything he had the threat, I'm going to have fun, not end up in a California jail I've got better things to do then end up someone's [censored]...


Oh and I'm a little/big boy how does that work? lol

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So If I sucker punch someone... would I get more hate?

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Sorry, no gas station nearby.

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o.0 real life pvp?


elk here is some advice, you can't run and hide from the big boys....

woooot ill be there with fur i mean bells on

Sadly I'll be out of town again this week so I won't make it... Good luck to you all and someone still owes me presents when I get home... *Cough... Amy... Cough...*

baahhhhhhhhhh dont think I can lead the yellow taunt on July first... I will be out of town for work, but I could always just take my computer with you never know with me ....

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(Can you solo Romulus 4 times in under 60 seconds - i can)

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Hmmmm?

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I lol in RL.

I think she forgot to add 2 zeroes to the number 60

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I demand pics or video... MEOW...

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Infact alot of your toons weren't really built that well.

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Her toons were built to her specifications for enjoyment of her $14.99 a month. Who are you to dictate what makes something fun for someone else or not? Sorry to get a bit flamey here, but I absolutely HATE when someone judges someone else's character as "good build" or "bad build". There is a reason that the game allows you to select your powers on level ups. Because not everyone plays the powerset the same way. IF you can't play with a person because of their build or play style, then you have the right to find another team. It doesn't have to resort to slapping labels on people or their characters.

Likewise, if the Devs make a change that makes the game not fun for her anymore, she also has the right to take her $14.99 elsewhere. And although we will miss her and would like her to stay, we can express these wants without labeling her, as a person, or her toons, as well built or poorly built.

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note to others.. dont open it all at the same time lol speaker overload lol

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Oh snap

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It was supposed to be a back handed complement.. IE, I'm sure he would win at PVP since Fang is manly a team build with little to no attacks...

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Run to the drones.. if I last remember you was the one on the floor while I did the rain dance and Fang I only attack squishy? better ask someone cause i kill tanker and scrapper as well. If you don't think you should show up in RV or ask for arena match? At least do kick ball or PVPEC PVP events.

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you challenging me to pvp is like me challenging you to a battle of wits i know who will win each...

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It was a great raid and that 50mil at the end was just the cherry on top ( and I'm not talking about Cherry-2000 lol)

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did you get the kill shot Hawk??? cuz if so.. dont forget your favorite furry winged buddy over here

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Great raid y'all, lets do it again.

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yes it was a very very good raid.. much fun had by all...