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Originally Posted by Johnnykat
Probably because you don't know what you are talking about - at the very least in regards to what tools/programs I use for art. Way to try and shift the discussion in hopes of me giving a sh*t about your thoughts on my art. lols
You noticed Bitter said quarter right...not rubel.
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i was continuing the joke from barrier if you missed it and i love how everyone freaks out here...
meow meow johny gets all hurt and calls his friend, ALL PINK VEXXAAAAAAA, for support..and then like in epic old anime the hero of the heroes, Silit, comes with his shiney tetris sword to bring light into teh darkness of this thread...too epic <3
i think i should stop talking to hot heals, i am turning into a troll <_<
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Copyrighted by @Masque
A fairy tale called "A cat named Johnny"
"Once upon a time, in a server far, far away there lived a cat named Johnny. He was a happy cat, he had a fire/kin and would sit in PI offering his PL services for 1million gold bags a run.
It was there that Johnny met the Devil. The Devil's name was so horrible that everyone just called him "teh mask". At first Johnny and the Devil were friends, Johnny often joined the Devil in collecting the souls of numerous Council Empire soldiers. Eventually, however, Johnny stopped visiting the the land of PI and instead was busy exploring a new strange land called "RL".
Meanwhile, back in PI, teh evil mask was dealing with massive turmoil in hell. You see teh evil mask along with two close friends had built an army of formidable warriors ((ok not really)). However, one of three was constantly complaining and stirring up trouble so the Devil and the other leader said to hell with this and left the magical land of Infinity, leaving behind the 3rd demon who's name was xXx(insert weirdo name here)xXx.
Time past and it appeared everyone was happy, teh Devil even receive a message from this cat named Johnny that he had returned to PI and wished that the Devil had not left. Soon, however, new messages reached the ears of the Devil. Messages that xXx(weirdo)xXx had banished the Devil, and that the Devil was jealous of how amazingly good the cat was at slaying balls of yarn.
The Devil decided to pay the magical transfer elf 10 bags of gold and tracked down xXx(weirdo)xXx and HelloKitty in a battlefield named "Shut-In's Triumph". The Devil proceeded to reap both of their souls.
Soon Johnny was mewin' to everyone who would listen about how the Devil was evil and not to be trusted. He told people they couldn't talk to the Devil or the Devil would corrupt them because he was so cunning and evil. Johnny promised riches and glory to those who would follow him into battle against the Devil. Johnny spent many days and nights reaping the souls of those poor council empire to amass his army of warriors. However, when he returned to "Shut-In's Triumph" the Devil was no where to be found. You see the Devil had long since left having proven his point, and this caused much rage in the little cat named Johnny, oh how he raged, he attacked poor innocent targets, he yelled and screamed, he banished anyone who dared to even speak to the Devil from his army.
Until, one day, little Johnny woke up and found that he had chased all his allies away, only xXx(OMG I AM A GIRL BE NICE TO ME)xXx was the only one left.
Time passed, winter came and left twice over. The Devil didn't give Johnny much thought, until, a great gathering of warriors was announced. Another Cat, a more critical cat asked the Devil to join a group. The Devil thought it would be fun, and to his amazement who did he see standing with the critical cat, but an old familiar face, it was Johnny!
Still, the Devil didn't give much thought to Johnny, he was busy trying to find ways to assist this band of might warriors as they got ready for battle. Then one day a strange message was waiting for the Devil when he awoke.
"I AM QUITTING THE TEAM, I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS DRAMA, OH AND BTW YES xXx(Scorned)xXx IS MY FAIR MAIDEN"
The Devil was puzzled, he asked the Critical one what was this all about. The cat with knockers said that little Johnny mew mew had approached herself and another leader an angry sad warrior who has a reach around fetish, Johnny had said that the Devil was a corrupting force and would only bring drama and upheaval to the group. Johnny requested that the leaders banish the Devil from the team, and when they refused, DJ Meow Mix Johnny's head exploded and he quit in a rage.
Johnny would never forgive this betrayal by a fellow cat and spent all his time attacking her through message and verbal taunts. All of this bitterness made him a very unlikeable chap and those around him were soon offering him to other warrior clans for anything of value, "Look its a spoon and a fork!" "OMG I must have it, I will give you this angry fur-ball for it". "OMG! you have a ball of rubber bands, I will give you this brutish kitten for it!"
Meanwhile back in his lair the Devil watched in amusement as the the little warrior kitty raged on and on and on.
Oh yeah, and they all lived happily every after."