Signs Your Beast Master Should Re-Think Their Career Options
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Billy Mailman,
Posted on: 2012-03-31 21:56 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Those poor poor mailmen.
In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo.
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Oh, is THAT what they are always chasing no matter how many times I call them back to me? Crazy pups.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* As far as your pets are concerned... every squirrel in Paragon has a constant Taunt aura...
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One too many mailman jokes, I'd say.
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Originally Posted by MajorDecoy
One too many mailman jokes, I'd say.
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My pets won't let me put them in BG mode 
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Lol.
stupid dogs 
Would be amazingly funny if you could make a Beast-Master/Broadsword character where the sword model was a shovel instead. You could call them 'The Scooper'
Or a Mailman with Beast-Summoning, claiming that they finally cracked the secret to why mailmen get attacked and how to make animals obey them.
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@Oneirohero
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Battle Axe and War Mace both have shovels already, why shove one into Broad Sword?
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Originally Posted by Oneirohero
Would be amazingly funny if you could make a Beast-Master/Broadsword character where the sword model was a shovel instead.
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Isn't it obvious? To confuse people who already say that the sets need differentiating animations (which they totally do)
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Originally Posted by MajorDecoy
Battle Axe and War Mace both have shovels already, why shove one into Broad Sword?
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Originally Posted by Venture
I'd never use a nuke in a superhero universe. You nuke a city, you kill 1.5 million people minus one. The last guy not only gets superpowers from the explosion, but ones that let him survive a nuke...and wow, is he torqued off
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PPD Mastermind
This thread offends me slightly.
* Despite your Heroic status your mailman is convinced you're at LEAST a vigilante...
* While sit, stay and roll over are still rather far out of their reach... all your pets have LONG since mastered play dead... well... maybe not the "play" part...
* Your pets so far? Three hamsters... two chihuahuas... and a near-sighted skunk...
* You see the book "A River Runs Through It" in the library and it reminds you you really need to work on housebreaking...
* Ms. Liberty won't train you any more and refuses to hear your explanation of "he does that to everything that stands in one place without moving..."
* Your mailman refuses to make deliveries to your super base...
* As far as your pets are concerned... every squirrel in Paragon has a constant Taunt aura...
* On Mayhem missions your pets refuse to destroy any Fire Hydrants... they also refuse to leave them alone...
* Your pets PUT Timmy down the well...
* Your mailman has been reported missing...
* Your Dire Wolf chases cars.... then brings them back to you...
* At your last award ceremony for services to the City your Dire Wolf got a little too friendly with the Mayor's leg...
* Your lionesses get surly if you refuse to put their Lion King DVD on loop...
* While wielding a pooper-scooper on your pets' latest "presents" you find a US Postal Service patch...
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw