Tabloid Tell All: Secrets of the Freedom Phalanx!

Headlines from the Tabloid Press about Paragon's most beloved super group... Note that some of them are older headlines that might not reflect current SSA events...

* Danny Devito's Pain: Manticore you heartless fiend... you stole her from me!

* The Pictures Don't Lie!: Photos of speedo-wearing Synapse at beach reveal the tattoo he never talks about... "Another fine Crey Product!"...

* Of Crime and Passion!: Positron's I-Pod is missing and Citadel is nowhere to be found! "I was there... she was there... and she was playing our song..."

* Rumors of Statesman's Death Exagerated!: Not 3 days after Statesman's alleged "death" eye witnesses place him having dinner at a Denny's restaurant with Elvis and Jim Morrison... we have photos!

* Positron's Lost Years... The REAL Story: read how Positron was never tragically stuck in his armor... discover how a robot stood in his stead during countless battles while he was sunning himself on a beach in Miami!

* Synapse and Mynx on the Outs!: Apparently the little kitten was purring from another man's ear-scratchings because rumor has it Synapse came down with a nasty case of 2nd hand cat-scratch-fever!

* Sexual Psychic Overload!: The bedroom antics of the most powerful psychic in Paragon and her husband got a little out of hand yesterday as Psyche's apparent enjoyment of the procedings affected everyone in the city! "I don't know what happened... all of a sudden I was on my knees... felt Sister Psyche's presence in my mind... then I'm screaming 'do it Justin! do it now!' over and over again... .... lucky girl..."

* Was It Murder... Or Did Statesman's Broken Heart Kill Him?: Noted and Respected Psychologist Dr. Aaron Nelligan has long stood by his assertion that the on-going battle and apparent hatred between Statesman and the nefarious Lord Recluse was actually their complete rejection of their mutual love and attraction... "We see this sort of thing all the time... they are so terrified of how the other might react or how the public would view their illicit romance that they reject not only the feelings... but each other entirely... it is no coincidence that Statesman's death occurred soon after Lord Recluse publically announced his involvement with his so-called 'lover' Red Widow..."

* Forbidden Romance!: Rumor has it that the two Freedom Phalanx members Positron and Numina are romantically entangled! Will Positron's science be able to break the barrier between life and death? What gifts does one give to woo the Im-Material Girl? Can she penetrate his Armor to be come the Ghost in the Shell? Or will he develop technology to "get into the spirit of things"? Time will tell... and so will we!

This time the lemonade did not end up on my desk.

It went up my nose.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

Excellent stuff, especially the Sexual Psychic Overload one. Blood Red Arachnid is right, there's always fun in the problems of powers.

Except that Synapse and Mynx aren't together (though Bobcat and Neuron are) check the Valentines tips

Two thumbs and one robo thumb way up.