Bad Steelclaw! No donut!

So, I had my first-ever entire-thread deletion yesterday. Which isn't too bad considering how long I've been posting and the sort of stuff I normally post.

Zwillinger wrote me an inflamatory note danging me to heck where I shall be poked by the pitch-spork of Phil of Insufficient Light. (Actually, he wrote a very nice message explaining why it had been deleted and encouraging me not to take it personally, but THAT version of reality doesn't lend itself to making a new list post at all...)

Below find a list of the horrendous, awful punishments with which Zwillinger has suggested I be afflicted...

* Hack into all my spreadsheets.... Find All "+", change to "*"... sit back and watch Steelclaw hemmorage as all his pretty little scoring values change and he finds he has to buy half Wentworth's stock just to build a recipe.

* Disable the "Delete Character" function on my account.

* Upon entering the Character Creator, must now answer a long series of questions such as "Did your Tournament give you permission to create this new character?", "Are you SURE you didn't cheat to make this?" and "You're lying to me, aren't you?"

* Fusionette now accompanies me on EVERY one of my missions... and she's power-suppressed.

* Every character now has the "Charity" aura... any time they stand near another player character they will "leak" influence from their total into the nearby player's. This fact will be advertised in local chat every three minutes.

* Every character will now (as in The Sims) have a Bladder Bar. When it fills... the character spills... ie- they wet themselves embarassingly and get the flies aura until they jump in water. Oh, despite the Bladder Bar, all Mens and Ladies bathroom doors still won't open for them.

* Until forgiven, every character has a completely new Alignment designation. Instead of the usual, Hero, Villain, Rogue and Vigilante... all characters shall have the Alignment "Naughty."

* Every OTHER character in a zone containing one my characters will automatically earn the Temp power "Mudball" similar to snowball. My character will be the only one targetable by this power. Mudball creates brown smears on the outermost costume layers and Slows in small, accumulating increments.

* My gold-plating has been down-graded to tinfoil.

I think I can guess... it was probably his "Duo Act b/w Positron and Synapse" thread.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

If it's the "Day Jobs of the Signature Heroes" then I'm guessing it was deleted for exactly the same reason I decided to stop reading it.

I have several characters that NEED the Naughty Alignment.

...and I want to see those Tip missions...

mmm...hot coffee...

I'm sure it was a very special thread Steelclaw. One which required a lot of thought and alcohol.

I want the charity aura for myself. And I want the mudball temp power.

Steelclaw, I think this means that you have lost the Forum Game. You need to delete all your posts and start over again.