The Unofficial List of Rangle Plots

People of Justice. I come to you this day on a matter of the utmost importance.

Rangle Plots!

There are very few of us who have not heard rumor of, seen with our own eyes or fallen victim to a Rangle Plot. Some of you may not even realize it has happened to you. So, for the safety and well being of the people of Justice, I feel we must start tracking Rangle's nafarious plots. This list is unofficial because I fear it will never be complete. Will we ever really know the full extent of Rangle's Plotting?

We have waited too long, many of his plots have gone unnoticed, but for the last week I have been watching. The following are the plots I have uncovered during that time:

Bad Canadian 80's Music
MARTy
Mr. Picklesnaps
Ice Melee
Warm Beer
Super Stunners
Rainbows (a Rangle Plot to distract people from other Rangle Plots)
Market Fluctuations (both real and in game)


Please, be on the look out. Come here and warn the people of Justice when you uncover a Rangle Plot. It is our only hope.

I would like to state right up front. There are no such things as Rangle Plots™.

That is all.

I'd like to add:

Map serving
Lag during Hami Raids
Zoning DC's
Rubberbanding
Being a champion of Radiation Armor and Melee

I need to add:

Hami eating Phil's pants during raids

The rum being gone

Encouraging young heroes to "Kill Skuls" rather than merely "Arrest Skuls"

Trained ninja cat squads who go to office buildings and unroll all the toilet paper rolls

Alien crop circles in the Shadow Shard

Cake versus Pie controversies

Paragon City Monorails that leave as you stand there trying to board them

The invasion of the Numerous

Humorous puns (that distract you from other Rangle Plots)

Denial that Rangle Plots™ exist

That nagging itch right in the small of my back where I can't quite reach.

I cannot say for certain that it was a Rangle Plot, but the other day I couldn't find my car keys.

Lack of bacon strips.

I had bacon yesterday.







it was delicious.

This thread is a Rangle Plot.

I could SWEAR I made that dark/fire tank on Exalted... or was it Champion?... or was it Test?.. or was it a Brute?... I made a Brute?... did I?

*shakes fist*
Raaaaaaannngle!!!

This just in: Kidnapping of Unique Dragon by evil mastermind Dupin Rares to prevent her from revealing jerk hackin activities may be part of a larger Rangle Plot™....

Nemisis is a Rangle Plot.

I'd like to add:

The dreaded MM pets zoning bug.

-8-

Coast to Coast AM.

More to add to the list:

Regen being nerfed...... each time.

Accuracy being nerfed each issue.

Dark Melee having lower accuracy than all other sets.

A complete and total lack of Dual Archery/Dual Trick Arrow Sets.

..... and most of all this game going to the Americas!!

Yes I am champion of Radiation Armor and Radiation Melee. How is that a plot?

As for the whole pie vs. cake thing? Can't we all get along over a nice warm Pizookie?

This.

LOL! I had forgotten about that.

This just in: Zombies in Boomtown may be part of a more nefarious Rangle Plot™. According to one hero (who asked only to be identified as "W") after hearing the announcement, "Zombies in Boomtown? Phhft...Who would notice? Seems like a tactical distraction if you ask me, and there is only one individual that brilliant at such deceptive manuevers." More on this as it develops...

And pie. But, I admit that I must be weak-willed...I really do want a pizookie.