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Is it just me or did the entire NCSoft network (website, launcher site, game) just disappear for about 10 minutes?

Not that I'm saying it's not possible I was momentarily diverted to a universe where City of Heroes doesn't exist... but that would be a Cthulu universe and I'm sure I would have noticed other odd things...


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Only happened to some it seems. We were on a 13 team lambada and suddenly 7 of the players just . . . . vanished!

We couldnt finish it


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Hello everyone,

There was an unexpected network issue that caused a number of our services to be inaccessible. These issues should be resolved now.

We apologize for the inconvenience, and thank you for your patience.

Thank you,
~Freitag


Kevin Callanan
Community Specialist
Paragon Studios

 

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It was bizarre... I got DC'd and thought.. "okay, no problem"... logged back in and was able to get inside my base and run around but couldn't open any of the storage or interact with anything.

I logged out completely and tried to reboot the client when the Launcher said it couldn't find the NCSoft website. I tried to go to the City of Heroes website to see if anyone else was having problems and was told THAT website didn't exist.

Fearing that Cthulu was about to make an appearance at any moment, I even sent an email to Samuraiko (who now probably thinks I'm even crazier than she did before) to see if SHE was having problems.

Of course, Murphy being the kind soul he is, as soon as I hit send on my semi-hysterical email, everything started working again.

That's it.. I'm going back to bed... maybe I can hit reset on the day.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Is he gone?

Good work everyone now lets reset everything back to normal.


 

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They hired that guy who was the pre-frosh in PCU and well...


"Character is what you are in the dark"-John Warfin

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Electric-Knight View Post
If only someone could compile a list of the possible reasons why this event truly occurred...

You know its just a matter of time


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"We apologize for any invconvience, this has been a test of the Emergency Nemesis Plot Activation System. We now return you to your regularly scheduled play. Fnord"




"Well, there's going to be some light music and a short note of apology saying, 'The universe ended last week, we're really sorry, we don't know what you're doing here, didn't you get the message?'"- Steve Moffat

 

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Originally Posted by Electric-Knight View Post
If only someone could compile a list of the possible reasons why this event truly occurred...
1. Someone tripped over a power cord in the server farm.
2. Someone (as a result of too much coffee and not enough sleep) accidentally clicked restart instead of sleep.
3. They're still running on Windows NT.
5. Null the Gull did it for teh lulz
6. There was some very technical software glitchy thing that I do not have the expertise to fathom.
7. Because you touch yourself at night.
8. The RNG decided that for those ten minutes no-one was getting anything. Don't cry. Here, have a jerkface.
9. It was a Nemesis plot.
10. A wizard did it.

...Oh you wanted Steelclaw to do it.



----- Union's finest underachiever -----
Farewell CITY of HEROES
The First, the Last, the One.

Union: @ominousvoice2059

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Freitag View Post
Hello everyone,

There was an unexpected network issue that caused a number of our services to be inaccessible. These issues should be resolved now.

We apologize for the inconvenience, and thank you for your patience.

Thank you,
~Freitag
So i can remove the tin foil hat i had to craft in a moment of urgency?


 

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Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
It was bizarre... I got DC'd and thought.. "okay, no problem"... logged back in and was able to get inside my base and run around but couldn't open any of the storage or interact with anything.

I logged out completely and tried to reboot the client when the Launcher said it couldn't find the NCSoft website. I tried to go to the City of Heroes website to see if anyone else was having problems and was told THAT website didn't exist.

Fearing that Cthulu was about to make an appearance at any moment, I even sent an email to Samuraiko (who now probably thinks I'm even crazier than she did before) to see if SHE was having problems.

Of course, Murphy being the kind soul he is, as soon as I hit send on my semi-hysterical email, everything started working again.

That's it.. I'm going back to bed... maybe I can hit reset on the day.
It's a mark of respect that I did not totally mess with him when he emailed me about this in a state of panic.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite


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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark_Respite View Post
It's a mark of respect that I did not totally mess with him when he emailed me about this in a state of panic.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
You are indeed a scholar, a gentleman and purveyor of fine wom... er...

Hmmm..

You are a Lady... indeed you are a Lady.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Positron had to solo Reichsman again, so Posi shut down the servers for a few minutes so they wouldn't get damaged.

States was too busy trying to find people to fight Lord Recluse for him again, of course.


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Originally Posted by Electric-Knight View Post
If only someone could compile a list of the possible reasons why this event truly occurred...
* Lord Nemesis would like to extend his apologies to the player base for today's unfortunate server failure. It was Nemesis Soldier Adkinson's first mission out of training and he's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

* I said cut the Blue wire! THE BLUE WIRE!

* Beastyle brought his hair dryer to work today... and blew the entire grid.

* Zwillinger was in the server room when he finally hit that high C he's been trying for all these years.

* Tunnel Rat, not knowing any better, crossed the streams.

* The event was actually planned but SOMEONE (here Posi glares at Frietag) obviously didn't read his "Don't tell Steelclaw it actually happened to make him think it was all in his head" email...

* The Intel inside? It got out.

* The CoH Servers now run on the same platform, and therefor have the same stability, as those of Ustream.

* "Red alert! Red alert! We have a fourth wall breech in sector 2! We have a fourth wall breech in sector 2! NPC becoming aware this is a simulation! This is not a drill! I repeat, this is not a drill! Prepare for simulation-wide reality reset!"


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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That's awesome. I find most of your lists moderately amusing, but that's probably the first one I literally laughed out loud at. Heh, the Intel inside. That's friggin' funny. Poor Tunnel Rat is going to have to see Ghostbusters really soon.

When I read the last one, I couldn't help but imagine one of my characters spontaneously thinking, "Whoa... I know kung fu!"


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Yay, a requested Steelclaw list for my only non unbirthday of the year!

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Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
...
* Tunnel Rat, not knowing any better, crossed the streams.
...
All gems, my good man, but this one was my favorite!
HAHAHA...


@Zethustra
"Now at midnight all the agents and the superhuman crew come out
and round up everyone that knows more than they do"
-Dylan