Things you should know about Voodoo Girl.

Things You Should Know About Voodoo Girl

• Lord Voldemort refers to Voodoo Girl as "she who must not be named."
• Voodoo Girl's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Voodoo Girl.
• Voodoo Girl does not go 'hunting', because that terminology implies failure. Voodoo Girl goes killing.
• Voodoo Girl doesn't mow her lawn. She just stands out in her yard, and dares her grass to grow.
• Voodoo Girl would have never let Taylor Swift finish.
• Voodoo Girl can eat just one Lays potato chip.
• Voodoo Girl can kill two stones with one bird.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Voodoo Girl.
• Voodoo Girl can slam a revolving door.
• Crop circles are Voodoo Girl's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
• Voodoo Girl invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
• Voodoo Girl can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
• A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Voodoo Girl and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
• The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Voodoo Girl played in second grade.
• According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Voodoo Girl walks.
• Voodoo Girl sheds her skin twice a year.
• Voodoo Girl's house has no doors, only walls that she walks through.
• Voodoo Girl CAN believe it's not butter.
• Voodoo Girl always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
• Voodoo Girl has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. She won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades, and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
• Voodoo Girl grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage.
• It takes Voodoo Girl 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
• Voodoo Girl's tears cure cancer. Too bad she has never cried.
• Voodoo Girl has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
• When Voodoo Girl had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
• Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Voodoo Girl. Voodoo Girl showed the bear her fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
• Voodoo Girl sleeps with a night light. Not because Voodoo Girl is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Voodoo Girl.
• Voodoo Girl frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never her own.
• There is no such thing as tornadoes. Voodoo Girl just hates trailer parks.
• Voodoo Girl doesn't worry about changing her clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Voodoo Girl tells it to.
• Voodoo Girl does not use Spell Check. If Voodoo Girl happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
• Helen Keller's favorite color is Voodoo Girl.
• There are no disabled people. Only people who have pissed off Voodoo Girl.
• Voodoo Girl won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. She simply beat the living crap out of everything that was thrown at her, and the game forfeited.
• After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Voodoo Girl. It was more "humane".
• Voodoo Girl does not "style" her hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Damn you.

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Worship harder.

Voodoo Girl vs. Chuck Norris!

I'm pretty certain I do but I'll check with your Mom again tonight since she's been my human calculator as of late.

i thought blue steel was the chuck norris of CoH lol

Many heroes have learned of the power the Well of the Furies can offer them and continue beseech it to impart some infinitestimally small part of its strength to them, showing their battle prowess in the hopes they will be empowered as Incarnates.

Voodoo Girl, meanwhile, is wondering why people are worshipping her toilet.