A Note To Lady Grey


Chaos Creator

 

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I won't be fighting your battles for you anymore. I am sick and tired of cleaning up messes you are capable of fixing yourself. You always run into the same problems over and over again. I really just want the best for you and ask that you seek help. Not help from us, the superpowered beings, but from a trained psychotherapist.

I've recently found out that I am not alone in this. You have been asking multiple people to repeat the same tasks you asked me to do for you, over and over again. You seem to be obsessed with the number 8, always asking for 8. Well, we've all gotten together and decided it's time for you to work this whole 'alien' thing out on your own. We will no longer be party to this.

We've been enabling you, and for that, we are sorry. Now, however, we are making a difficult decision which we feel offers you a chance to get better. We will not be looking into anything for you, attacking anything, defending anything, or rescuing anyone for you anymore. If you wish to continue 'saving' people, you'll be on your own.

Please understand that we love you, but you have a problem. It's your problem and until you ask for help (again, not from a superteam), you will always want more and more teams to form. You need to accept the opportunity in front of you and fix these problems yourself.

As of today, I will no longer be joining your Task Force. I wish you the best, and my thoughts are with you. I hope you get well soon.

Dan


 

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To Master DanZero

From Her Majesty, Lady Grey
Queen of Avalon
Lady of the Lake
Executive Director of Planetary Defense
Chair of Vanguard High Council
Royal Ambassador to the Rikti Insurgency

Our dear, loyal subject, DanZero:

We have received your correspondence dated the twenty-second of February of the two thousand eleventh year of Our Lord. We have noted your intent to withdraw from participation in the Task Forces issued by Our Authority. We wish to inform you: Sod off.

Your Queen,
The Lady Grey


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Alas poor Lady Grey. Do not worry your Pretty. Little. Head!


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Dear Sister Psyche,

Totally thinkin' 'bout your underwear. Whatcha gonna do about it?


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jophiel View Post
Dear Sister Psyche,

Totally thinkin' 'bout your underwear. Whatcha gonna do about it?
I'm pretty sure she didn't need the letter to inform her of that.


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jophiel View Post
Dear Sister Psyche,

Totally thinkin' 'bout your underwear. Whatcha gonna do about it?
She will summon Troy Hickman for the royalties derived from the use of such dialogue.

There is at least a Happy Meal's worth of loot involved!


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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jophiel View Post
Dear Sister Psyche,

Totally thinkin' 'bout your underwear. Whatcha gonna do about it?
She'd use her powers to replace that image in your mind with one of Snaptooth in his underwear.


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Quote:
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She'd use her powers to replace that image in your mind with one of Snaptooth in his underwear.

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No, she'd use her powers to put an image of Jophiel in underwear into Snaptooth's mind.


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jophiel View Post
Dear Sister Psyche,

Totally thinkin' 'bout your underwear. Whatcha gonna do about it?
She wears underwear?


 

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ZM, that was awesome