Bacon-related clothing has been around since the 1800's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujvYQK2esIk
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I like the narrator... "And Bacon! And Bacon! And Bacon! And Bacon!"
BUT... it was kind of selfish of him to only make one. 
He had all those friends there -- not a single piece of bacon for them!
Each of them should have had a Giant Bacon Sandwich, too. 
Yeah, nothing worse than a bacon hog.
(See what I did there?)
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And...for that greasy-clean feeling:
"Snake and Bacon"... Coming in 2012!
Chocolate-dipped Crispy Bacon Strips
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Chocolate-dipped Crispy Bacon Strips
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If bottled, would this be considered bacon flavored Tiger's Blood ?
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GULP GULP GULP... Oh, yeah!
Wait... wait... look at his thumb... he's FAKING drinking it! FAKE! FAKE! FAKE!!!!!
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The picture is a bit out of focus, but here's one of the most popular treats at the local gourmet hole-in-the-wall restaurant called Grits and Groceries: praline bacon.
Oh, my.
That looks really good!
It takes 0.1 seconds for the aroma of bacon to be detected, consumed and digested by Early Girl!
Wendy's massive "BACONATOR" sandwich, if prepared like this, would be pretty epic.
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Originally Posted by Doctor Vivian
Wendy's massive "BACONATOR" sandwich, if prepared like this, would be pretty epic.
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Swap the ratio of bacon to beef - then it would be epic.
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To be sure, but then it wouldn't be the BACONATOR, but rather more like the giant bacon sandwich that was shown in an earlier video, that the greedy kid ate all by himself and didn't share with his buddies (with the narrator saying "And Bacon! And Bacon! And Bacon! And Bacon!").|
Originally Posted by mousedroid
Swap the ratio of bacon to beef - then it would be epic.
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On a different note, I have found that the Costco pre-cooked bacon strips that come in a 300-slice pack cook up very crispy in the microwave (you can cook them sandwiched between paper towels to absorb the oil and get them even more super crispy) and are ready in only 2 minutes. Excellent for a fast bacon fix, and you are much less likely to run out between shopping trips!
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