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In the war room of the Vanguard
Next to the giant video screen of the Rikti mothership and the battlefield
There is a whiteboard

"Sales come when people care
People like you and I care
Take care of the customer"

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wtf does this have to do with killin Rikti?


 

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Originally Posted by Comfort View Post
In the war room of the Vanguard
Next to the giant video screen of the Rikti mothership and the battlefield
There is a whiteboard

"Sales come when people care
People like you and I care
Take care of the customer"

...

wtf does this have to do with killin Rikti?
Isn't it obvious? They rent the hall to the RWZ branch of Architect Entertainment for staff seminars, and such.


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Originally Posted by Comfort View Post
In the war room of the Vanguard
Next to the giant video screen of the Rikti mothership and the battlefield
There is a whiteboard

"Sales come when people care
People like you and I care
Take care of the customer"

...

wtf does this have to do with killin Rikti?
This is yet another hidden branch of Vanguard, a fundraising division that they call The Wallet. It consists largely of interdimensional telemarketing campaigns. And bingo.


 

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*beep*

"Thank you for calling Vanguard. We're sorry we could not speak to you personally, as we are staving off an interdimensional invasion. Please make your selection from the following choices:

For technical support, press 1. Please be advised that War Wall service is intermittent during invasions, as all personnel are busy killing the source of the problem.

For customer service, press 2 and state your name and group affiliation. At this time, Longbow may be experiencing higher than average wait times.

For billing, press 3. If you have been contacted by Crey with a notice that you owe them for use of Rikti technology that we have provided you, we are aware of this spam email and are dealing with it accordingly.

For locations, press 4... or else just ask any civilian on the street where the big saucer crashed.

Thank you for calling Vanguard, have a nice day, and remember... they could be anywhere."

*beep*

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Funny this should be brought up.
there's actually a Vanguard Insurance company here in SoCal.


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I think that's a reference from a movie, Glengarry Glen Ross I think.
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Originally Posted by Comfort View Post
In the war room of the Vanguard
Next to the giant video screen of the Rikti mothership and the battlefield
There is a whiteboard

"Sales come when people care
People like you and I care
Take care of the customer"

...

wtf does this have to do with killin Rikti?
It's synergy.


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