A sniper rifle, like a Boombox, is not a toy.
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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"Your" thread? You're not the OP - and all threads belong to everyone anyway |
Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
Now get out of my thread
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@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
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I'd agree with you but...|
Originally Posted by Golden Girl
"Your" thread? You're not the OP - and all threads belong to everyone anyway
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NUCLEAR MISSILE LAUNCHED.
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*Is glad that the underpaid workers siphoned the fuel from the rocket to sell on the black market.*|
Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
I'd agree with you but...
NUCLEAR MISSILE LAUNCHED. |
*Watches, from his orbital lair, as the rocket gets only 300ft into the air, then comes crashing down.*
It is apparent. We need a new, clear missile!
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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Someone want to send him one? I'm nuetral...or at least that's what the paperwork officially says.
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You do realize I was going to use that on Goat Girl?
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Originally Posted by BBQ_Pork
*Is glad that the underpaid workers siphoned the fuel from the rocket to sell on the black market.*
*Watches, from his orbital lair, as the rocket gets only 300ft into the air, then comes crashing down.* |
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What makes a man turn neutral?
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Originally Posted by BBQ_Pork
Someone want to send him one? I'm nuetral...or at least that's what the paperwork officially says.
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"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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*A cargo ship arrives in the Arkasas harbor, waiting it's cargo. Several sets of contradictory shipping manifests are in the captain's desk. His orders are clear. He is to pick up several shipping containers, with a few of them to be cross-loaded to another ship somewhere in international waters.
Where will those containers go? No one officially knows, but with port security being lax these days, well....things happen. Somehow, revolutionaries and resistance fighters get thier supplies. Crazed extremists manage to sneak the sneaky stuff sneakily into position, while White-Hat governments feign ignorance..*
Don't ask me, I'm nuetral. 
This is getting far too silly.
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We used to be civilized. We used to have culture.|
Originally Posted by Blarg
This is getting far too silly.
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But then we found the internet.
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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No u.|
Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan
We used to be civilized. We used to have culture.
But then we found the internet. |
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
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Stop! Stop! This is getting far too silly.|
Originally Posted by Blarg
This is getting far too silly.
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I am Colonel Arkasas.
I agree with your Minister of Awesome. Your becoming more trollish and annoying than funny.
Random =\= funny all the time. You have to put some humor behind your randomness and not just blurt out whatever comes to your head.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to find a chorus line who can shout like Morbo.
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CHORUS LINES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!|
Originally Posted by generalknowledge
i agree with your minister of awesome. Your becoming more trollish and annoying than funny.
Random =\= funny all the time. You have to put some humor behind your randomness and not just blurt out whatever comes to your head. Now, if you'll excuse me, i have to find a chorus line who can shout like morbo. |
GOOD NIGHT!
/morbo
[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
[I]And don't you forget it.[/I]
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Actually, RANDOMNESS!!! has created much amusment.|
Originally Posted by GeneralKnowledge
I agree with your Minister of Awesome. Your becoming more trollish and annoying than funny.
Random =\= funny all the time. You have to put some humor behind your randomness and not just blurt out whatever comes to your head. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to find a chorus line who can shout like Morbo. |
But now I must think of a witty response. Like this.
My good Minister, you see, I am no longer part of the Ministry of Awesome. Insanity is not always comedic, thus we must reverse the polarity and spark a neutron. Now excuse me, my game is loading slowly.
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Next week on Glee:|
Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
CHORUS LINES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
GOOD NIGHT! /morbo |
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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Did someone say DOOM?
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Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan
Next week on Glee:
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! |
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You're late, bub. The retcon ended about thirty pages ago.
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Originally Posted by Blood Spectre
Retcon Air.
The Retcon is in the Air. |
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Thank you for letting me use this totally awesome link to Homestuck through a tenuous connection to Con Air.|
Originally Posted by Blood Spectre
Retcon Air.
The Retcon is in the Air. |
Happy birthday, Casey!
*manly tears*
[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
[I]And don't you forget it.[/I]
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Wow. Actually ignored.
I find his lack of quotes disturbing still.
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It's still a retcon thread though. |
Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
You're late, bub. The retcon ended about thirty pages ago.
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Ergo,
No I'm not. No it didn't.
Paragon Unleashed, Unleash Yourself!
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it's a surprise to all of us
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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
Wow. Actually ignored.
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Its not real. Haven't you ever wondered why there are so many Moose in Canada? Did you really think that Moose used their antlers for fighting? Are you all that malleable in the minds?
Since it was officially named in 1867, Canada has been a breeding ground for these so called 'creatures.' You may all look at a moose and see a moose, and maybe question why the plural isn't moosen or meese, but you don't see the truth.
Moose are not animals. They are robotic machinery. Inside every moose you see and every moose you don't see is a little raccoon. Raccoons.
Bunnies and raccoons have hated each other long before America was settled upon by the Brits. With so many rabbits in America, many raccoons migrated to Canada spitefully, while the few here wait with sadistic glares, just waiting for the day that raccoons reign supreme over the bunnies of America. That 'oh so cute' raccoon your family found in your trash can? Guess what, he hates rabbits. I bet you regret feeding him ham before releasing him back into the bushes.
The raccoons use these Mechanically Operated Obliteration Sensing Extortionists (M.O.O.S.E) to spy upon the bunnies of America, most importantly, us. ANTLERS? Really? Satelite-operated-antennae are what they really are. How else can they relay information about our plans from a robot moose?
Its time we take action and fight back. But what can you do?
Americans, next time a raccoon digging in your trash can, let it be. He's resourceful enough to find food.
Keith Richards? Let them hit you.
Canadians? Run.
Evil bunnies? Unite and prepare for spying, defending and scouting. If the raccoons can't make peace then we have no choice.
Do not take action yet, we cannot let them know that we know.
That is all, good day.
Disclaimer- DO NOT ATTACK THE NEXT MOOSE/RACCOON YOU SEE. FEED THE ONES IN YOUR TRASH CAN IF YOU WISH. ...EDIT: I MEANT THE RACCOONS IN YOUR TRASH CAN, IF THERE ARE MOOSE IN YOUR TRASH CAN THEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG...