Retcon Anyone?

Oddly enough, she doesn't. But she loves the girly-men that star in it.

Because real men are too much for her.

It'd be nice if we could drop an asteroid on her.

But I digress. What shall we speak of now?

Since, apparently, nobody clicked the link the first time, how about the most irritating man in the world (mild language warning)?

Diamonds and rust , you unwashed phenomenon.

I won't take a seat to watch either of them, thank you

I like City of Heroes

Real men aren't hairy cavemen, just in case you hadn't realized it yet

I'm asteroid-proof

Actually we are. We grunt and scratch. We enjoy smashing stuff and building stuff too. We cook on fire we build ourselves. We have just changed the type of caves we use.

So not attractive

I don't think we have that many at home

Damn straight! We get muscles and body hair and we look like Hugh Jackman! Looking at the list here... it looks like the least-manly real man is Ryan Reynolds. And he likes Deadpool, so that rachets him up a notch in the awesomeness category.

Guys can have muscles without being hairy

Naturally hairless guys are picked on by other guys. Men who shave chest legs or underarms are also picked on. Overly hairy guys are picked on. Men pick on each other. We appreciate our friends harassing us. Testosterone produces muscle mass and hair.

Then we punch each other and grunt some more! And eat meat, like real men are supposed to! Then we drink whiskey and break brick walls with our heads and take no injuries because the sheer force of our manliness shields our heads when we headbutt stuff! Then we go out and beat up kangaroos in boxing matches!

I think this manliness is mostly in your imagination

I'd agree with you, but I'm too tired.

Clean out your desk.

Also:Manly.

That'll cost you nine billion kittens.

Out.