Retcon Anyone?


Arnabas

 

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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
You seem to have forgotten my Department, Minister.
There's a difference between being insane and just plain not listening. I mean, it's an issue of standards. Let's try to be professional, shall we?

Honestly, you work for the Ministry of Awesome. Show some pride in your work.


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Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
Why would he do that? He's the head of our Legal Division.
what does that make Troy Hickman then?


 

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Originally Posted by Mr. DJ View Post
what does that make Troy Hickman then?
Pantsless. But that's him pretty much all the time.


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Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan View Post
Good thing newspapers are on the way out
Can always smack someone over the head with an iPad that has a news site up. Potentially that might be the most efficient use of one.


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Can always smack someone over the head with an iPad that has a news site up. Potentially that might be the most efficient use of one.
You could golf with it. Well, smash it with a golf club, but that's pretty much the same thing.


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Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
You could golf with it. Well, smash it with a golf club, but that's pretty much the same thing.
Not aerodynamic enough.

But you could combine your desire to gold with the desire to whack someone in the head and hit them in the head with a nine iron, hoping to strike hard enough to sever their head and send it flying across the fairway. In fact, I'd love to see a gameshow based around burying annoying people up to their necks, then taking whacks at the exposed heads with golf clubs. Winner is the one who manages to do sever the head of 'their' celebrity with the least strokes. There wouldn't be any prizes, though. Knocking the heads off of people like Paris Hilton or Richard Simmons should be considered a reward in its own right.


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Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
There's a difference between being insane and just plain not listening. I mean, it's an issue of standards. Let's try to be professional, shall we?

Honestly, you work for the Ministry of Awesome. Show some pride in your work.
Showing and taking pride in one's work are different, Minister.


 

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Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
Pantsless. But that's him pretty much all the time.
I should of known


 

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Originally Posted by Eisregen_NA View Post
Not aerodynamic enough.

But you could combine your desire to gold with the desire to whack someone in the head and hit them in the head with a nine iron, hoping to strike hard enough to sever their head and send it flying across the fairway. In fact, I'd love to see a gameshow based around burying annoying people up to their necks, then taking whacks at the exposed heads with golf clubs. Winner is the one who manages to do sever the head of 'their' celebrity with the least strokes. There wouldn't be any prizes, though. Knocking the heads off of people like Paris Hilton or Richard Simmons should be considered a reward in its own right.
Hey!

What does everyone have against Richard Simmons? He's actually a very nice guy in real life, or so I've heard. And all he wants is to increase national awareness of obesity, and believe me, America needs it (although, if TLC specials are to be believed, so does the UK).


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Originally Posted by Mr. DJ View Post
what does that make Troy Hickman then?

I'm the head of the Beagle Division. Come to me for all your little dog needs...


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I'm the head of the Beagle Division. Come to me for all your little dog needs...
I too have little dog knees.


 

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I'm the head of the Beagle Division. Come to me for all your little dog needs...
HA! Didn't have to invoke your name three times!


 

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Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
Has this thread gone to the dogs?
No, it's gone to the Awesomes.


 

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Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
That must be horses then - they're awesome
You have invoked the trope "All Girls Like Horses". You win nothing, cause I'm insane.


 

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This thread is now about diamonds.


 

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I don't make the tropes, I just quote them. FEAR TEH TROPES.


 

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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
I don't make the tropes, I just quote them. FEAR TEH TROPES.
And where did you get that trope from?


@Golden Girl

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This thread is now about diamonds.
Horses are a girl's best friend, not diamonds


@Golden Girl

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This thread is now about diamonds.
Great, now this thread is forever!


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Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
Horses are a girl's best friend, not diamonds
Okay, if you're gonna start that again, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Nobody wants to hear about your sick proclivities.


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Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
And where did you get that trope from?
TV Tropes.

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Horses are a girl's best friend, not diamonds
I thought K-9 was "A Girl's Best Friend"

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Okay, if you're gonna start that again, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Nobody wants to hear about your sick proclivities.
THUS SPEAKS THE MINISTER.


 

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Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
Okay, if you're gonna start that again, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Nobody wants to hear about your sick proclivities.
No one? Daniel Radcliffe begs fervently to disagree.