Retcon Anyone?
Pantsless. But that's him pretty much all the time.
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You could golf with it. Well, smash it with a golf club, but that's pretty much the same thing.
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Not aerodynamic enough.
You could golf with it. Well, smash it with a golf club, but that's pretty much the same thing.
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But you could combine your desire to gold with the desire to whack someone in the head and hit them in the head with a nine iron, hoping to strike hard enough to sever their head and send it flying across the fairway. In fact, I'd love to see a gameshow based around burying annoying people up to their necks, then taking whacks at the exposed heads with golf clubs. Winner is the one who manages to do sever the head of 'their' celebrity with the least strokes. There wouldn't be any prizes, though. Knocking the heads off of people like Paris Hilton or Richard Simmons should be considered a reward in its own right.
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Showing and taking pride in one's work are different, Minister.
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Hey!
Not aerodynamic enough.
But you could combine your desire to gold with the desire to whack someone in the head and hit them in the head with a nine iron, hoping to strike hard enough to sever their head and send it flying across the fairway. In fact, I'd love to see a gameshow based around burying annoying people up to their necks, then taking whacks at the exposed heads with golf clubs. Winner is the one who manages to do sever the head of 'their' celebrity with the least strokes. There wouldn't be any prizes, though. Knocking the heads off of people like Paris Hilton or Richard Simmons should be considered a reward in its own right. |
What does everyone have against Richard Simmons? He's actually a very nice guy in real life, or so I've heard. And all he wants is to increase national awareness of obesity, and believe me, America needs it (although, if TLC specials are to be believed, so does the UK).
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This thread is now about diamonds.
I don't make the tropes, I just quote them. FEAR TEH TROPES.
Okay, if you're gonna start that again, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Nobody wants to hear about your sick proclivities.
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TV Tropes.
I thought K-9 was "A Girl's Best Friend"
THUS SPEAKS THE MINISTER.
I thought K-9 was "A Girl's Best Friend"
THUS SPEAKS THE MINISTER.
Honestly, you work for the Ministry of Awesome. Show some pride in your work.
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