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Retcon Anyone?

Arnabas

By Arnabas,
Posted on: 2010-08-09 10:34 in Comic and Hero-Villain Culture

 

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Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
Can a pie dance car?
Can a pie do Caramelldansen?

 

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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
Can a pie do Caramelldansen?
Get with the times, Caipirinha's what's in, now.

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Can a pie do Caipirinha?

 

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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
Can a pie do Caipirinha?
Oh, just have some Paffendorf, ya smart aleck.

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Your new lickspittle is lacking imagination, Manof. He merely parrots you.

The awesome is lacking.

 

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Originally Posted by Shawn Sage View Post
Your new lickspittle is lacking imagination, Manof. He merely parrots you.

The awesome is lacking.
Bugger off. I have seen the birth of negative suns, and the entropy of entire realities...

Figuratively, anyway.

 

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And now, an excerpt of Zero Mostel as Tevye performing "If I had Tourette syndrome"

*Ahem*

If I had Tourette Syndrome
**** **** mother ****** ******* ****** Barbara Streisand...
... All day long I'd ******* **** **** ****...
If I were a profane man! Boobs!

I wouldn't need social savvy
**** **** **** monkey **** ************
If I were a ******* ******* *****
******* **** **** **** man!

 

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Originally Posted by NewAgeKnight View Post
Psycho Dad!

"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie

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Originally Posted by Shawn Sage View Post
Your new lickspittle is lacking imagination, Manof. He merely parrots you.

The awesome is lacking.
I know, I'm trying to teach through example, but it's not working so well. Well, it's out there now, may as well use the chance I've been given.

1. Killing? Really? That's just so boring. Get creative. Remember Sho's post, or how I just linked to a series of Akuma-related beatdowns? You gotta use some imagination when you smite your enemies. Which is why I generally don't get into it with GG. It's a waste to use imagination on someone so lacking in it.

2. A joke is only funny once, don't keep repeating it. It can be funny a second or even third time if your timing is perfect and you vary it just enough to fit a different context. Like the "bumped shin" joke from Family Guy (one of the rare few recurring jokes on that show that manages to be funny on subsequent uses, at least up to the third use, I haven't watched the last couple of seasons).

3. Referring to things that have reached memetic status, such as most forms of sweets and, well, most other memes, it can be funny now and then, but constantly crying for X subject of memetic adoration is plain unoriginal.

There's a thin line between being funny and looking stupid. Privately, Shawn Sage isn't the only one to mention that your material needs work. You've got potential, you just need to come up with your own stuff.

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Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
Which is why I generally don't get into it with GG. It's a waste to use imagination on someone so lacking in it.
You mean you ain't got no game?

@Golden Girl

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*a corny them plays as millions of stages light up a tacky game show set*

It's tiiiiiiiiiime to check your KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!

*Out walks GK*

Alright guys, It's about time I got here to lay down my position. I am hereby here as the official ambassador from the land of Unleashed in a neighboring area of Internet land. This grants me diplomatic immunity from all your silly rules. However I am here for peaceful relations and to attempt to keep the peace between our two nations and avoid war, though kitty guns and angry bears would be fun.

I have powers to magically begin a game show from hell if I become displeased (and I will use it) and I also will administer a pimp hand if I need to and invoke the powers of the gay music should the opportunity arise.

Also: Now I am no longer unattractive. I am the hottie among the guys here now.

 

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Originally Posted by GeneralKnowledge View Post
*a corny them plays as millions of stages light up a tacky game show set*

It's tiiiiiiiiiime to check your KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!

*Out walks GK*

Alright guys, It's about time I got here to lay down my position. I am hereby here as the official ambassador from the land of Unleashed in a neighboring area of Internet land. This grants me diplomatic immunity from all your silly rules. However I am here for peaceful relations and to attempt to keep the peace between our two nations and avoid war, though kitty guns and angry bears would be fun.

I have powers to magically begin a game show from hell if I become displeased (and I will use it) and I also will administer a pimp hand if I need to and invoke the powers of the gay music should the opportunity arise.

Also: Now I am no longer unattractive. I am the hottie among the guys here now.
I like how variants of the banner I thought of have become so popular in the rotation.

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I find your lack of posts... disturbing.

 

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Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
I find your lack of posts... disturbing.
Seriously, a bump? You didn't even disguise it that well. At least post something that says something. I mean, that bump was just...

Okay, this thread is currently about Homestuck

You should all read it.

Also, the music is very good, listen to it.

And here is the webcomic one of the characters writes ironically, which is then referenced for hilarious effect within the actual comic.

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Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
Are you going to beat him with the rolled up newspaper again?
I feel bad for anyone that has to deal with your obviously-undisciplined pets and friends. I find a rolled-up newspaper across the nose works wonders for both.

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Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
I've never hit any pets with a rolled up newspaper - just my brothers, when they need it
Well, some of us believe in gender equality, and don't discriminate over who gets whacked with a rolled-up newpaper.

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