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What? No "the pen is mightier" jokes yet? Does this count as one?


 

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After reading that article, words cannot stress how useful this is at nerd conventions...


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He says one man was struck with a pen and hospitalized with a minor cut around his eyelid, the other was arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon.

Assault with a deadly weapon?
It was a pen, ffs! Wasn't like he threw a chainsaw at the poor bloke. XD



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Originally Posted by iBuds View Post
Assault with a deadly weapon?
It was a pen, ffs! Wasn't like he threw a chainsaw at the poor bloke. XD
I don't think there's a caveat in any statute that mandates that a knife has to be sharp to be a deadly weapon. A pen is just a really short, blunt knife. If the guy had hit what he aimed at (the eye), he could have driven it far enough into the guy's head to do some calligraphy on his brain.


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Originally Posted by iBuds View Post
Assault with a deadly weapon?
It was a pen, ffs! Wasn't like he threw a chainsaw at the poor bloke. XD

would you feel the same way if you were stabbed in the eye? Or would you fear for your life as a sharp pointed object was thrust at and into your head?

Or would you tell the police it was just a pen and you dont want the person charged with a crime? what if it was your child who was stabbed in the head near their eye? still think it is not a big deal?


YMMV---IMO
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It wasn't over the one guy sitting too close to the other, they werer arguing about who is the superior commander: Picard or Kirk.


 

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Originally Posted by GATTACA View Post
It wasn't over the one guy sitting too close to the other, they werer arguing about who is the superior commander: Picard or Kirk.
Tsk. Everyone knows it's Zapp Brannigan.


 

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Star Trek 47 - The Wrath of Brannigan


 

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I hear the offender is asking to be tried under Brannigans law; which just like his love, is hard and fast.


 

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Originally Posted by Rodion View Post
Tsk. Everyone knows it's Zapp Brannigan.
Brannigan has nothing on William Adama. That man has stones the size of Jupiter.


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Originally Posted by Beetle_King View Post
I hear the offender is asking to be tried under Brannigans law; which just like his love, is hard and fast.
Fast as in over before it starts?


 

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Originally Posted by Celestial_Lord View Post
Brannigan has nothing on William Adama. That man has stones the size of Jupiter.
Maybe kidney stones. Dude's too old.


 

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Originally Posted by Mighty View Post
Maybe kidney stones. Dude's too old.
Badmouth Adama all you like, but we cross swords if you start in on Saul Tigh.


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"And you'll never have to." - the Dark Knight

 

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Originally Posted by Myrmydon View Post
Badmouth Adama all you like, but we cross swords if you start in on Saul Tigh.
Which one, and what the hell do you mean I got retconed into a honkey, and I'm a Cylon too? There's some jive crap goin' on...


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Originally Posted by CyberTaz View Post
Which one, and what the hell do you mean I got retconed into a honkey, and I'm a Cylon too? There's some jive crap goin' on...
The current BSG punches the old BSG in the face and steals its lunch money every schoolday, Taz.


"I never said thank you." - Lt. Gordon

"And you'll never have to." - the Dark Knight

 

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Originally Posted by Myrmydon View Post
Badmouth Adama all you like, but we cross swords if you start in on Saul Tigh.
Do not insult Saul Tigh. His pimp hand is strong.


 

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Originally Posted by Mighty View Post
Maybe kidney stones. Dude's too old.
You tell the guy behind this that he's too old.


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Originally Posted by Celestial_Lord View Post
You tell the guy behind this that he's too old.
All you've done is show me that old people can't drive spaceships responsibly either. Captain Malcolm Reynolds could take out Galactica with little more than a space suit and a 17 year old girl... and he'd say something funny in the process.


 

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All you've done is show me that old people can't drive spaceships responsibly either. Captain Malcolm Reynolds could take out Galactica with little more than a space suit and a 17 year old girl... and he'd say something funny in the process.
Ok, you win.

*waves white flag*


"I never said thank you." - Lt. Gordon

"And you'll never have to." - the Dark Knight