Rookery in the Jungle Monday


Battledog

 

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*Slashes his way through thick vines with his trusty machete. He pauses to push back his sweat stained hat and consult an ancient map, tracing a finger along from the river to a giant black X. With a few more swings of the blade he stumbles into a clearing and finds it. The ancient Temple of Rookery. With a grin he pads inside and flips on the lights.*

It's a hot one today, it's like a jungle out there!


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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G' morninggggg Fedorrrrr!!!


~*~VexXxa~*~
The City Scoop Art Correspondent/Writer "ART IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER"//"Don't hate because VexXxa is HOT and you're NOT." - JOHNNYKAT


 

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Greetings and salutations all.


 

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*Jumps up, grabs a vine and swings over to GLOMP VexXxa!*

Hi VexXxa! Hey Philly, welcome to the.... no I cannot do it.


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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*bounds through the underbrush*
Oboy. I luvs treasure hunts. I'll be Indiana Doggeh!
I needz a fedora and a bullwhip.
*glances nervously around and whispers*
We are looking for the Lost City of the Rookery, right? Isn't that where the lost civilization of Amazon Kittehs are?


Morning, all!


"God, please protect us from your followers. Amen." -Serge Storms

 

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pounces battle dog...we no likeee the kitty battledog..... dont make me give u dog 101
FEDOR ill need a black board and some acme products!


as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

 

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Originally Posted by Fedor View Post
*Jumps up, grabs a vine and swings over to GLOMP VexXxa!*

Hi VexXxa! Hey Philly, welcome to the.... no I cannot do it.
Welcome to the Jungle

We got everything you want :V


there I did it for you.


 

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*Sits atop his golden pyramid being fanned by catgirls holding giant leaves*

Welcome guests. Fell free to enjoy the hospitality of my tribe, but first the kitteh gods demand sacrifices! Catnip, fresh milk, or shiny objects will do.


 

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*looks around from the attic lab at the jungle foliage*


hmm..this looks like a day for...

*hide behind the attic lab door and reappears dressed in his adventure explorer attire*

...Allan Pogomaine!!!


-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now

 

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as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

 

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*flys overhead dressed as a ninjafairykittypterodactyl*

Rawr and stuff


@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

 

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*Stumbles in*

Man, the floiage has grown thick again!

*Looks around*

WHAT? NO COFFEE????

*starts choping down trees*

SHECKY NEED COFFEE!


Defcon 0 - (D4 lvl 50),DJ Shecky Cape Radio
@Shecky
Twitter: @DJ_Shecky, @siliconshecky, @thecaperadio
When you air your dirty laundry out on a clothesline above the street, everyone is allowed to snicker at the skid marks in your underoos. - Lemur_Lad

 

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Originally Posted by DJ_Shecky View Post
*Stumbles in*

Man, the floiage has grown thick again!

*Looks around*

WHAT? NO COFFEE????

*starts choping down trees*

SHECKY NEED COFFEE!
Sacrifice to the Kitteh Gods first! Then you may enter the golden temple for that which you desire....


 

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*flys through the foliage to reveal the sacred Lake JavaMocha, it's caffinated joy formed when nearby chocolate and coffee springs bubble and mix*


@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

 

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Good morning...

BattleBeckyNinjaPixieKittehSheckyPuppehPogoPogoVyv erFuzzyTiger

Umm I think there are some ACME products in that dark tomb over there Puppeh.


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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*comes in wearing a tan vest with many pockets, tan short shorts with many pockets, and a tan explorers hat* Um... I'm not dressed for the jungle today... *heads for the coffee spring with Vexxxa*


Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

 

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*Gives FeyFey a huggle.*

Hi there FeyFey


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Originally Posted by FeyDuex View Post
*comes in wearing a tan vest with many pockets, tan short shorts with many pockets, and a tan explorers hat* Um... I'm not dressed for the jungle today... *heads for the coffee spring with Vexxxa*
*pads in wearing a cute little jungle explorer's hat, a fluffy lace camo skirt, a poofy shouldered blouse also in camo, knee high combat boots with a twig pattern, and impervium laced stockings... also in camo*

One of these days I hope somebody programs the automatic costume machine with a setting OTHER than Kawaii Kitty...

*sets out through the jungle growth searching for the Mysterious Cities of Catnip*

Children of the Sun
See your time has just begun
Searching for your ways
Through adventures everyday

Every day and night
With the balloon in flight
With all your kitties in tow
We search for the Cities of Catnip!

Ahhhh-ah-ah-ah-ah
Wishing for the Ci-ties of Cat-nip
Ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah
Someday we will find
The Ci-ties of Cat-nip!

Dooo doo doo do
Ahh-ah-ah
Dooo doo doo do
Ci-ties of Cat-nip
Dooo doo doo do
Ahh-ah-ah
Dooo doo doo do
Ci-ties of Cat-nip

Children of the Sun
Someday soon you're gonna find
That your destiny
Holds the secret, holds the key

Ahhhh-ah-ah-ah-ah
Someday we will find
The Ci-ties of Ca-aa-at-nip!


 

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Originally Posted by FeyDuex View Post
*comes in wearing a tan vest with many pockets, tan short shorts with many pockets, and a tan explorers hat* Um... I'm not dressed for the jungle today... *heads for the coffee spring with Vexxxa*
does the explorer hat have pockets too?


 

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hands battledog a huge plastic acme hammer and points at sai...do your duty doggie or be booted from the puppeh school of mayhem........(kidding)


as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

 

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*comes stomping through the foliage, knocking over trees as Kitty Kong*

RAAAWWWWR!


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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*hefts the plastic hammer onto his shoulder*
Puppeh...Lost City of Amazon Kittehs has treasure. I'm going ta loot it, not bow before it. I just didn't want to hear us coming.
Now, I haz a big plastic hammer! Da city will be mine!
Da-da-da-Daa-da-da-da!
As long as there is no snakes.
I hate snakes!


"God, please protect us from your followers. Amen." -Serge Storms

 

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CRAP!!!!

Kitty Kong!


"God, please protect us from your followers. Amen." -Serge Storms

 

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Hmmm that could be a problem. It Kitteh Kong was more than three feet tall I mean. Nice song there Saist.


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)