Rookery in the Jungle Monday


Battledog

 

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*Bops LCT on the head witha NEWSPAPER*

GIVE ME MY COFFEE NOW OR FEEL THE WRATH OF THE GOD OF THE RADIO!

*Dramatic static radio effects, followed by Perry Como trying to rap*


Defcon 0 - (D4 lvl 50),DJ Shecky Cape Radio
@Shecky
Twitter: @DJ_Shecky, @siliconshecky, @thecaperadio
When you air your dirty laundry out on a clothesline above the street, everyone is allowed to snicker at the skid marks in your underoos. - Lemur_Lad

 

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*quickly hands Shecky his canteen*
Motther of Gawd! No!
Take my coffee...three sugar, three cream.
But no rapping Como.


"God, please protect us from your followers. Amen." -Serge Storms

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Battledog View Post
*quickly hands Shecky his canteen*
Motther of Gawd! No!
Take my coffee...three sugar, three cream.
But no rapping Como.
CREAM AND SUGAR????? BLASPHEMY! MUST BE BLACK!

*Eyes get all Firey*


Defcon 0 - (D4 lvl 50),DJ Shecky Cape Radio
@Shecky
Twitter: @DJ_Shecky, @siliconshecky, @thecaperadio
When you air your dirty laundry out on a clothesline above the street, everyone is allowed to snicker at the skid marks in your underoos. - Lemur_Lad

 

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OHHHH....CRAPPPP!!!

Stuck between Kitteh Kong and a coffee-lacking SHECKY-MONSTER!!!

...maybe I can get them to fight Godzilla-style?


"God, please protect us from your followers. Amen." -Serge Storms

 

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Pffftt! See? I told you to make sacrifices, but nooooooo.... Now the gods have sent the Kitty Kong.

Oh, and rolled newspapers are for puppehs! Bad Shecky! *shoots him with a blowgun dart*


 

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*Gets hit with the dart*

COFFEE NOW!!!!

*Starts tearing the Pyramid apart brick by brick*

Man.. what did you put on that dart? Everything is so green!


Defcon 0 - (D4 lvl 50),DJ Shecky Cape Radio
@Shecky
Twitter: @DJ_Shecky, @siliconshecky, @thecaperadio
When you air your dirty laundry out on a clothesline above the street, everyone is allowed to snicker at the skid marks in your underoos. - Lemur_Lad

 

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*Zooms down in a rescue chopper to save Battledog.*

RUN, GET TO THE CHOPPA!


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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*distracts Kitty Kong by depantsuing Kitty Kong!*

... now just where am I going to find a flagpole in the jungle...


 

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Silly. Kitty Kong does not wear pants. Have you tried to find size 300 jeans?


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by NekoAli View Post
Silly. Kitty Kong does not wear pants. Have you tried to find size 300 jeans?
Yes. The Jungle Gift Shop sells them.

*operation distraction: successful. new plan: RUN!*


 

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Help Meh!!!

Yay! Choppa!!!

*stops short of the dangling rope ladder*

o.0

Nekkid Kitteh Kong...

urge to run disapating...


"God, please protect us from your followers. Amen." -Serge Storms

 

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*Blinks.*

Well you don't see that everyday.


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Man this would make one hell of a stoner movie ...


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Philly_Guy View Post
Man this would make one hell of a stoner movie ...
So, business as usual in the Rookery....

*stamps over to the gifts shop, wondering how they have pants inside that should be larger than the entire store...*


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by NekoAli View Post
So, business as usual in the Rookery....

*stamps over to the gifts shop, wondering how they have pants inside that should be larger than the entire store...*
they keep them on pallets in the back!

with free aerial shipment back home!


 

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Or maybe it's a Timelord gift shop and it's bigger on the inside Neko.


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Battledog View Post
OHHHH....CRAPPPP!!!

Stuck between Kitteh Kong and a coffee-lacking SHECKY-MONSTER!!!

...maybe I can get them to fight Godzilla-style?
Well Neko is the nice kat so rub her belly and give her a airplane full of catnip and sheel knock shrecky the f... out...


as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

 

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*returns from Madison to find the Temple of the Rookery overgrown and losted*

Hey, you're that Island, aren't you...


 

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Welcome back Twipper Tuxedo


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)