A Serious Chainsaw Thread


Adeon Hawkwood

 

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An idea for the upcoming Halloween event this October:

Chainsaw Weapon Customization given upon logging in. There's no special damage for chainsaws or anything, just awesome weapon customization.

Broadsword: A sturdy base with a double-sided chainsaw looking to rip someone a new one with it's circulating motion of the belt.

Katana: A slender model with a protected side that the belt tunnels into at the top and back out from the bottom.

Claws: Small, capable chainsaws attached to your freakin' wrists! Focus launches a buzzsaw! How could you NOT want this?

Dual Blades: See Katana/Broadsword. Give options for both varieties.

Axe: An axe-like shape with the belt moving in a single direction along it's the bulk of it.

Mace: Several layers from top to bottom of a circular bulk moving in opposite directions of one another.

Spines: CHAINSAWS RIPPING OUT FROM MY FLESH OMG! (Skip Spines)

Assault Rifle: A special Chainsaw Bayonet model.

Dual Pistols: Teeny-tiny little chainsaw bayonets.

Archery: Chainsaw-tipped arrows. No mercy.

Shield Defense: Big, circular shield with a belt moving along the outside of it.

And WHY? Because Chainsaws ARE awesome, even though they may be too much work for most. That, and they're the #1 zombie-repellent out there.



 

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YES!!!!!!

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Agreed, 100%.


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You win... please collect one internet sir.


 

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Katana, Broadsword, Dual Blades, Axe. Sure. Claws is okay, too... Thank you Batman Beyond.

The guns? No thankies!

Best Chainsaw Suggestion Ever.

-Rachel-


 

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Originally Posted by Steampunkette View Post
Katana, Broadsword, Dual Blades, Axe. Sure. Claws is okay, too... Thank you Batman Beyond.

The guns? No thankies!

Best Chainsaw Suggestion Ever.

-Rachel-

You can have my chainsaw bayonets when you pry them from my COLD DEAD HANDS Steamy! Give me chainsaw bayoonets or give me... not chainsaw bayonets!



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Or you could just copy from 40K

They've got Chainswords (Broadsword, Katana anbd Dual Blades), Chain axes (Battle Axe), Chain Fist (Claws) and I seem to recall a few Ork models with chainsaw based bayonets


 

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Now that's what I'm TALKING about!


 

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Originally Posted by Adeon Hawkwood View Post
Or you could just copy from 40K

They've got Chainswords (Broadsword, Katana anbd Dual Blades), Chain axes (Battle Axe), Chain Fist (Claws) and I seem to recall a few Ork models with chainsaw based bayonets
OR? We could have our own, awesome chainsaw weapons this halloween.

Also, we may need a new class of enemy for this Halloween; Zombie. If you've got the Chainsaw weapon graphic, you kill 'em in 1-2 hits. If not? They con Minion.



 

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Hehe. I do believe you win
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