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I got bored, enjoy. (Yes I know it doesn't rhyme.)



Out of the Task Force I started
Grey as the stairs from Minotaur to Cyclopes
I thank whatever my team build may be
For my unconquerable scrapper

In the fell clutch of Romulus
I have not face planted nor hit my accolades
Under the bludgeonings of ambushes
My head is bloody, or I just popped more reds

Beyond this place of debuffs and Nictus
Looms but the horrors of a bad merit roll
And yet the menace of the Task Force
Finds and shall find me with more monies

It matters not how high the rooftops
How charged with lag the canyon
I am the master of my keybinds
I am the captain of my set bonuses.


So pick your favorite Poem, and alter it CoH style.


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well w/o writing any CoX poetry ..

i think that was wonderful.
It brought both a tear to my eye, and a chuckle to my belly.
Can't ask for a poem to do more then that.


but i'm more a limerick person myself , so i'll work on one or two, and post something latter.


 

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As I prepare for the next task force they maketh me do,
Never knowing if it shall be a PuG or the like.
I glance around at my teammates,
All wearing tights.

Their SG uniforms starched and pressed,
Spandex stretched to unhumanely lengths
Do these hereos ever thank their supermaid
For washing their capes?

Doing superdishes, and super loads of laundry
Super pressing the super sheets
Superness comes in different forms
Thank you SG Maids for being super neat!


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LMAO nice one


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sinny View Post
Thank you SG Maids for being super neat!
I still can't make a decent maid uniform in this game. <.<


'I don't like the look of it at all,' said the King: 'however, it may kiss my hand if it likes.'
'I'd rather not,' the Cat remarked.
'Don't be impertinent,' said the King, 'and don't look at me like that!' He got behind Alice as he spoke.
'A cat may look at a king,' said Alice.

 

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Aww man,
If I had more free time today, I'd alter up some Catullus and/or Poe CoH style. :-D

Maybe next week, if this thread is still alive.


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lol nice haiku 4shes

wow both of you guys great, I recognized Force's original, what was yours sinny?



Edit: Good enough force to make me want to watch the movie again...


 

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ok .. said i would do a limerick .. taken me a while because of IRL stuff. probley will come back to this one latter and touch it up to make it better.


City of Hero’s Limerick
(ITF Style)

The Roman Imperious stood proud.
He spoke in a voice clear and loud.
“Is there one here to fight,
For the good and the right.”
To those who had now formed a crowd.

Stepping forth in a number of eight,
Came men, their talents were great,
(from a much different time).
“We’ll undo the crime
That’s come to your homeland and state.”

A task to them was agreed.
Sybil sisters were to be freed.
Then find the man,
Who’s nefarious plan,
Was filled with corruption and greed.

The Sybil maddens, they were all glad
To be saved by the men strangely clad.
They danced and threw kisses
With those lovely miss’s.
But they were all virgins, too bad.

Then, in a battle we’re told
The traitors and generals did fold.
The minotaur’s fell,
Fifth column as well.
Blood ran, and the corpse’s turned cold.

“They’re strong” ‘Ol Romulus touted.
“I AM NICTUS” the big giant shouted.
But he fell vary hard
Dead in the courtyard
Alongside his legions all routed.

The citizens, no more afraid,
For the strange men threw a parade
They said to their friends
We’ll come back again
For there’s a lot more merits to be made.


 

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Thummpy thump thumpy look at the heros go??


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Not strictly a poem but whatever:

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There once was a man from Nantucket....and...I'm tapped. Someone else can finish that and pay me for it.


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Quote:
Originally Posted by Horusaurus View Post
There once was a man from Nantucket....and...I'm tapped. Someone else can finish that and pay me for it.
Er was eens een vrouwtje uit Londen,
Die had een stuk rubber gevonden,
Ze zei tegen een knul,
"Doen om je lul,
Want weggooien dat is toch zonde"

Probably rife with spelling errors since I've not had Dutch lessons in like 5 years but :3 nonetheless


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