Good morning Peasant.
Go to bed...or else.
I saw the word bacon and came running ... Greetings and salutations everyone.
*puts on his white coat and picks up his medical iPuppehPad*
Emergency Cardiologist On Standby, reporting.
This could be worse than the annual butterlobsterfestything that silly landlocked seafood restaurant does...
Morning all.
*Saunters in*
Morning!
*Grabs coffee and applewood-maple bacon*
Ahh, the food of the gods. Thank the maker. Good Puppeh.
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When you air your dirty laundry out on a clothesline above the street, everyone is allowed to snicker at the skid marks in your underoos. - Lemur_Lad
What's that line I keep hearing on TV?
"Even frying bacon sounds like applause. Like 'kssshhhhh YAAY BACON!' "
YUMMEH!! BACON!!! 
~*~VexXxa~*~
The City Scoop Art Correspondent/Writer "ART IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER"//"Don't hate because VexXxa is HOT and you're NOT." - JOHNNYKAT
Vex, honey, that's a disturbing picture ...
*Wanders oout of the tiger cave*
Morning all!
*Wanders in, giving a big stretch and then hopping into a donut to begin nomming.*
Good morning...
PuppehFuzzyTigerPhillyVexXxaGlomperLoganGoldShecky Twipper
A friend of mine once taught me the magic formula for a good sammich. Start with a good hearty bread and then add meat from two animals and cheese. Viola! The perfect sammich formula.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
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Clearly you haven't been paying attention to VexXxa these past few months. |
Originally Posted by Philly_Guy
Vex, honey, that's a disturbing picture ...
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Does bacon from two different pigs coount?
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Originally Posted by Fedor
A friend of mine once taught me the magic formula for a good sammich. Start with a good hearty bread and then add meat from two animals and cheese. Viola! The perfect sammich formula.
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Possibly. But better to have bacon with chicken or with a hamburger!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
Hmmm, hamburger, bacon, and cheese...this wisdom can not be denied...
*Turns to chefbot*
Bacon Cheeseburgers for everyone!
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I saw the word bacon and needed to see what was going on. |
Originally Posted by LongClawTiger
Hmmm, hamburger, bacon, and cheese...this wisdom can not be denied...
*Turns to chefbot* Bacon Cheeseburgers for everyone! |
Don't forget the Baconnaise! If you haven't tried this, do so now. It's seriously good stuff!
Now I'm hungry...
Huron: "...with Coffee primary / Attitude secondary"
Charnage: "Please. Think of the poor defenseless desks."
"The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace. It failed... In the year of the Praetorian War, it became something greater... our last, best hope for victory."
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welcome stormvyxen =)....mmm baconaise...good call|
Originally Posted by StormVyxen
I saw the word bacon and needed to see what was going on.
Don't forget the Baconnaise! If you haven't tried this, do so now. It's seriously good stuff! Now I'm hungry... |
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
Hallo Bay and Storm.
*He pounces a sackperson sized bacon cheeseburger and noms for lunch, pausing only to huggle the Puppeh.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
Well, I had a hotdog (a big one) with chili, bacon, cheese and onions for lunch. So does that make a good sammich? I sure thought so
*holds up a slice of bacon next to Fedor* Man, this is taller than you are!
*runs off to the laboratory to invent... BACONCHEESE!
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
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Originally Posted by Philly_Guy
*holds up a slice of bacon next to Fedor* Man, this is taller than you are!
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I did the same thing to Fedor, PG...sorta.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3Lbf...eature=related <<<---CLICKIE click
~*~VexXxa~*~
The City Scoop Art Correspondent/Writer "ART IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER"//"Don't hate because VexXxa is HOT and you're NOT." - JOHNNYKAT
That bacon is clearly bigger than regulation sized Philly!
*He launches into a glomp pointed straight at VexXxa!*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
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Originally Posted by NekoAli
*runs off to the laboratory to invent... BACONCHEESE!
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ba..ba...ba..con Ch..eee..ee..ss..ee??*head explodes all over fedor*
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
Indeed! BACONCHEESE!
And I'm not talking about some cheap route, where bacon is crumbled into cheese as it's made.. I'm talking about an entire cheese wheel made of BACON!
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
*Cleans up the Puppeh head bits and dumps them in a trash bin.*
Wouldn't that be a bacon wheel then?
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
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*trots away*
mmmmm crispy tender bacon.....
Ode to bacon ...(aka the bacon song by EMINEM)
Two trailer park pigs are ’bout to get fried;
’bout to get fried, ’bout to get fried
Two trailer park pigs are ’bout to get fried;
’bout to get fried, ’bout to get fried
Guess who’s back
Back again
Jen is back
Tell a friend
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back
guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back..
I’ve created the flavor, cause nobody wants to eat chicken no more
They want pork, not chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want pork, this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of smoked mixed with some maple sugar
Some grease that’ll jump start my heart quicker
than the shock I get finding out from you that
the doctor just told you,
you’re coming down with Swine flu
You waited this long, to cook the bacon
now I’m back, I got a stack and I’m salavatin’
I know that you got a job Miss Piggy
but your feet and ears are so tast-y
So the P E T A don’t like bacon today
or let me eat meat, so let me see
They try to shut me down on Food TV
But it feels so healthy, without me
So, come on and flip, the pork sticks to your hips
want that taste on your lips, mix up some with the grits
And get ready, cause this meat’s about to get greasy
I just fried another batch now, get your plates ready!
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just fry me
Cause we need to get a little, greasy
Cause it feels so healthy, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just fry with me
Cause we need to get a little, greasy
Cause it feels so healthy, without me
Pork Medallions, I’m feelin the talent
the fatness of creation is fabulous
I start feelin like I’m needin a snack soon
’til someone comes along in the kitchen and yells FLU!!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a pandemic, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone eatin my stash
And it’s a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you to see so damn much of this flu crap, it’s just a shame
Cause I’m back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Love your piggies, kiss their snouts they’re not the the ones to blame
enter in, into the kitchen like a winner
The center of attention, back for your dinner
I’m just creating, the best thing since bacon dressing
Infesting in your pig’s ears and nesting
{*bzzt* Testing, attention please
Feel the excitment, soon as someone mentions meat
Here’s my pork rinds, my ham and my links
A pork chop and some ears? You didn’t want the feet?
[Chorus]
A-tisket a-tasket, I got a few pounds in my basket
anybody who’s talkin this fat, that’s fat
Miss save the pigs , you can get your *** kicked
worse than those little go greener bastards
Do you know me? You don’t even know my homies
you have no idea what you’re missing out on honey
But that’s ok, you don’t know do you,
It’s over, nobody eat’s your tofu!
Now let’s go, just gimme the signal
I’ll be there with a whole pound hearin’ the sizzle
I been there, coming up with the hot rhymes
ever since Kris turned herself into a bacon rind
But sometimes it just seems
everybody only wants to bash the meat
So this must mean the bacon’s got grease
But it’s just me, I’m just obese
No I’m not the first queen of bacon parodies
I am the best thing since K-winaslski
to do bacon music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There’s a concept that works
Twenty million other meat rappers emerged
But no matter how many pigs in the sea
It’ll be so healthy, without me
-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.