Dear Television


Calash

 

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Dear Television

We had a lot of fun times in our past. You were there for me when I got off from school. You were there for me during the countless Saturday morning cartoon runs.

Later you were there when I figured out if I hooked up the VCR just right I could kinda see what was going on the adult channels.

You were there as me and girlfriend snuggled on the couch watching a movie.

However the good times didn't last. TV shows I had high hopes for have failed. Shows I loved canceled even before they had a chance to live. With my work it been hard to get into a show and you move it to another time slot when I do find one.

Television I'm sorry but I just have to move on... I found someone else the Joy of City of Heroes and the creative story arc's of Dr. Aeon's Architect Entertainment system.

No longer yours
Rotten Luck


 

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I was watching a very interesting show last night as I slipped deeper into a TV induced coma. I really think it speaks to you and your experience with TV.


It was called "Who wants to be a Millionaire by hunting down Rotten Luck and dragging him back to the warm loving TV?"

Title seemed a bit long at first but I really did not mind. The contestants were entertaining, the super villain types who think elephants are larger than the moon.

I look forward to tonight's episode....


 

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Originally Posted by RottenLuck View Post
Dr. Aeon's Architect Entertainment system
Is not but lies! Do not be fooled by the virtual reality designed to lure you in to a trap!

Television is providing stories and real content. Aeon only promises pretty pictures with which to view old content.

As my father used to say: You can polish a turd, even spray it with perfume, but in the end, it's still just a turd.


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Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison View Post
As my father used to say: You can polish a turd, even spray it with perfume, but in the end, it's still just a turd.
That analogy would be more compelling if I considered all existing CoX content to be the equivalent of a turd.

Fortunately I do not.


 

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Originally Posted by Red_Raccoon View Post
That analogy would be more compelling if I considered all existing CoX content to be the equivalent of a turd.

Fortunately I do not.
Point taken. The analogy is most true of early level content.

How about these for analogies:

Viewing the game on an HDTV doesn't change what happens in the game.

You can look at a pretty painting through 3D glasses, but it's still the same pretty painting.

Cleaning the windows at your office doesn't change the view of the street.


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Everything Dark Armor | The Softcap
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Originally Posted by Calash View Post
I was watching a very interesting show last night as I slipped deeper into a TV induced coma. I really think it speaks to you and your experience with TV.


It was called "Who wants to be a Millionaire by hunting down Rotten Luck and dragging him back to the warm loving TV?"

Title seemed a bit long at first but I really did not mind. The contestants were entertaining, the super villain types who think elephants are larger than the moon.

I look forward to tonight's episode....
If you don't want your children to become violent criminals bent on world conquest, then you need to act immediately. Don't let them play video games. Keep them away from books. And you'd probably better keep them inside, too. I'd suggest that you replace those other activities with something better. Something that can heal them. I'd suggest Television. I often wish I'd watched more TV as a youth. Who knows what I could have been?


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Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison View Post
As my father used to say: You can polish a turd, even spray it with perfume, but in the end, it's still just a turd.
Kin no Unko (The Golden Poo)


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Jeez the forums going to turn into the resistance/loyalists again arent they *looks for the dear aeon thread*

Though i love it when its like this!


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Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison View Post
Cleaning the windows at your office doesn't change the view of the street.
Depends on how dirty they were before the cleaning.


 

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Originally Posted by Red_Raccoon View Post
Depends on how dirty they were before the cleaning.
Ah-HA!

I knew I could trap you!

Are you saying that the graphics of CoX are very "dirty" or that my point is valid?


Where to now?
Check out all my guides and fiction pieces on my blog.
The MFing Warshade | The Last Rule of Tanking | The Got Dam Mastermind
Everything Dark Armor | The Softcap
don'T attempt to read tHis mEssaGe, And believe Me, it is not a codE.