Son of An Old Joke With a CoH Twist...
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Posted on: 2010-01-31 22:47 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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Okay, now I *HAVE* to do that. If I can find a suitable street...|
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Figured I'd throw this one out and risk running the joke into the ground...
Q: Why did Positron, Back Alley Brawler, Statesman and Synapse cross the road? A: Dark Respite was shooting a parody pic of the Beatle's Abbey Road cover. |
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THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
My favorite version of this joke is subtle, so a lot of people won't get it. It must in some way reference the mafia:
Q: Why did the Marcone Capo cross the road?
A: The road had it coming.
Or: The road was no longer needed.
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Actually, isn't NOT crossing over her thing?
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Q: Why did Ghost Widow cross the road? A: Crossing over is sort of her thing. |
Orc&Pie No.53230 There is an orc, and somehow, he got a pie. And you are hungry.
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Negaduck: I see you found the crumb. I knew you'd never notice the huge flag.
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Q: Why did the Scrapper cross the road?|
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Q: Why did the Scrapper cross the road?
A: Since when does a Scrapper need a reason to do anything? |
A: Because someone said that you weren't intended to do it alone.
Q: Why did the Brute cross the road?
A: He already killed everyone on his side. And if he stops killing, Fury will go down!
Q: Why did the Cimeroran cross the road?
A: Because no one told him about cars. <SQUISH!>
Q: Why did the Wolf Spider cross the road?
A: Ever try to see where you are going while wearing a helmet with no eye holes?
Q: Why did Jurassik cross the road?
A: He needed a new car for his stick.
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Hehe..great stuff. Keep it coming 
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GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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Originally Posted by Captain_Photon
NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Q: Why did DumpleBerry cross the road?
A: Because it provided the best vantage of the Costume Contest for his sniper rifle. |
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that Mastermind one had me lolling, Steel.
Why did the Brute cross the road?
MOB ON OTHER SIDE! SMASH THEM! BUILD FURY! SMASH THEM TO PIECES!
Why did the Stalker cross the road?
Who said he did? He was on Hide when he did it!
Why did the Mastermind cross the road?
He didn't. He made his Henchmen do it.
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TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
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I laughed so hard at this.|
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Q: Why did Silver Mantis cross the road?
A: To get hit by as many cars as she could. |
"C'mon, hit me! Yes!"
Q: Why did the Hellion cross the road?
A: Force Bolt. That's also the reason he crossed the entire zone.
If we are to die, let us die like men. -- Patrick Cleburne
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The rule is that they must be loved. --Jayne Fynes-Clinton, Death of an Abandoned Dog
Why did the newb cross the road?
There was a level 50 who MAY be willing to PL me on the other side. (Plus that's where the AE is!)
to TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
Figured I'd throw this one out and risk running the joke into the ground...
Q: Why did the Hellion cross the road?
A: Because heroes in Paragon take loitering on street corners VERY seriously.
Q: Why did the Vahzilok cross the road?
A: It was an Embalmed so technically only flaming pieces of him crossed it.
Q: Why did Perfect Pain cross the road?
A: Behemoths.
Q: Why did Positron, Back Alley Brawler, Statesman and Synapse cross the road?
A: Dark Respite was shooting a parody pic of the Beatle's Abbey Road cover.
Q: Why did Blaster cross the road?
A: It was on the way back to the mission door from the hospital.
Q: Why did the Praetorian cross the road?
A: Because Praetoria is ALL about crossing over.
Q: Why did the Carnival of Shadows Ring Mistress cross the road?
A: Because women dressed like that standing on street corners give the wrong impression.
Q: Why did Blue Steel cross the road?
A: He didn't; the world turned under him while he stood still.
Q: Why did Captain Mako cross the road?
A: Because he took that All-You-Can-Eat Seafood Buffet sign like a personal challenge.
Q: Why did Silver Mantis cross the road?
A: To get hit by as many cars as she could.
Q: Why did the Mastermind cross the road?
A: He had his minions on Aggressive and he was just trying to catch up.
Q: Why did the Empathy Defender cross the road?
A: He was on Follow to the Tank.
Q: Why did the Arachnos Wolf Spider cross the road?
A: Because the Tarantula Queen on THIS side just winked at him.
Q: Why did the novice Mu Striker cross the road?
A: Strong breeze.
Q: Why did Back Alley Brawler cross the road?
A: Why not? It's not like he had to train anyone.
Q: Why did DJ Zero cross the road?
A: To refill his supply of ear plugs at the drug store.
Q: Why did the Clockwork cross the road?
A: He wasn't so much crossing it as his buddies had dared him to steal the hubcaps off moving cars.
Q: Why did the Coralax cross the road?
A: To get to the other Tide.... ... ... (rimshot)
Q: Why did the Redcap cross the road?
A: To check out the sexy lady standing among the roses.... which turned out to be a garden gnome.
Q: Why did Synapse cross road?
A: To see if he could do it so fast he’d meet himself coming back.
Q: Why did Crimson cross the road?
A: Sorry, that’s classified.
Q: Why did Nemesis cross the road?
A: To give the Conspiracy Theorists something to talk about.
Q: Why did DumpleBerry cross the road?
A: Because it provided the best vantage of the Costume Contest… for his sniper rifle.
Q: Why did Hickman cross the road?
A: To pick up his pants at the dry cleaners.
Q: Why did Westley cross the road?
A: He was following Nemesis.
Q: Why did Fusionette cross the road?
A: Because all the aggro was on the other side.
Q: Why did Azuria cross the road?
A: Plausible deniability.
Q: Why did Captain Castillo cross the road?
A: There was a mirror on the other side.
Q: Why did Ghost Widow cross the road?
A: Crossing over is sort of her thing.
Q: Why did the Scrapper cross the road?
A: Since when does a Scrapper need a reason to do anything?
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