Rookery: The pup who stole Christmas Tuesday!


bpphantom

 

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You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Author: Dr. Seuss

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.


Copyright © 1957, Dr. Seuss.


eggnog and donuts in the lobby.....


as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

 

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Poor Max. But he can have fun.


I had fun yesterday. I played Assassin's Creed II yesterday, and finally beat it. I haven't finished it, but I saw the ending. I just have a few more things to get to have 100%, but the ending is awesome and insane. Lovely ending. I can't discuss it here. Next I'm thinking of a playthrough of Mass Effect.


ATs to 50 - TA/A Def, Nrg/Nrg Blaster, EM/EA Brute, WS,ELM/ELA Stalker

 

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That bastage can steal my Christmas when he makes it past my front lawn...

*Throws open his window and rolls up a loaded 105mm Howitzer*


Happy Friggin' New Year Mr. Grinch...


 

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/e storms in with the strength of twelve Grinches.

That's a lotta ordnance Jag, you got one of those for EVERY window in the place?

Morning Puppeh and Rad and Jagblade.

Was gonna post more pics of Max but work figured out Google Image search was bad too and blocked it as well. Sure hope Santa brings me that laptop this year. :P


Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall

 

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Moo? *blows away in a snowstorm*


@bpphantom
The Defenders of Paragon
KGB Special Section 8

 

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*Slides in*

BOOGER!

*Grabs his gallon of coffee*

Good morning everyone. The Grinch and kiss my DJ rear. And Puppeh, no stealing or no treats.


Defcon 0 - (D4 lvl 50),DJ Shecky Cape Radio
@Shecky
Twitter: @DJ_Shecky, @siliconshecky, @thecaperadio
When you air your dirty laundry out on a clothesline above the street, everyone is allowed to snicker at the skid marks in your underoos. - Lemur_Lad

 

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Moo? *blows away in a snowstorm*

*watches the weather channel nervously*

I think I may be next, BP

Morning folks

And a mighty Bah, Humbug! on Rook's stingy employers.


Humbug, I say!


 

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Well my snowstorm isn't weather related. Work's been crazy busy for the last few weeks. Looking forward to working from home tomorrow then being off until Jan 4th.


@bpphantom
The Defenders of Paragon
KGB Special Section 8

 

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*enters and looks for all her missing Whosits and Whohorns and electric Whokettles*

Puppyyyyyyy!

Good morning all. Check out Woot.com Rooky. They run specials that change every day. I've seen laptops and netbooks appear there a number of times. Late last week there appeared an Acer One netbook with a 6 cell batter (refurbished) for $228. That's more than $100 off a new one. I woulda bought one, but I was about $200 short...


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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sheesh...
*returns whowhatis*

kk dj sheky..now i get present?


as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

 

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*Roars through the door on his rocket powered snowsled.*

WOO HOO... ok we needs some breakfast.

*In a flash he is on the counter dressed like a sackperson Gordon Ramsay.*

Today we are going to make some lovely fluffy omlettes with genuine Wisconsin sharp cheddar, fresh ham and peppers. Served on fresh baked ciabatta bread and fried potatoes.

*With that he launches into a swearing tirade at his robotic chef crew.*

Oh good morning....

PuppehNekoDaKittehBppTwipperSheckyRookyJagBladeRad


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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I'll have some of that breakfast you got going thar, Fedor! It smells yummeh!


~*~VexXxa~*~
The City Scoop Art Correspondent/Writer "ART IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER"//"Don't hate because VexXxa is HOT and you're NOT." - JOHNNYKAT


 

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Originally Posted by Cien_Fuegos View Post
sheesh...
*returns whowhatis*

kk dj sheky..now i get present?
Sure!

*hands over a new ball and some puperoni and bacon strips*

There ya go!


Defcon 0 - (D4 lvl 50),DJ Shecky Cape Radio
@Shecky
Twitter: @DJ_Shecky, @siliconshecky, @thecaperadio
When you air your dirty laundry out on a clothesline above the street, everyone is allowed to snicker at the skid marks in your underoos. - Lemur_Lad

 

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Alright robots, we have one breakfast special for VexxXxa, let's get this one right. The key is fresh ingredients lightly seasoned to let the taste of the food speak for itself. No overcomplication of the flavors if you want that Michelin Star.

*He paces back and forth on the counter ranting and swearing as the robots whip up the food and serve it.*

Man, being a chef is hard work. Morning VexXxa, there ya go!


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Originally Posted by DJ_Shecky View Post
Sure!

*hands over a new ball and some puperoni and bacon strips*

There ya go!
yay puperoni!!!! and baaaacon!!!!


as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

 

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I'll have a breakfast too please Fedor. But no peppers for me, thank you. I can't eat peppers.


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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*sidles up to the counter dressed as Jamie Oliver*

Alright Gordon Sacksy, lets have it! Fastest one around the Top Gear Track on that Rocket Powered Sled prepares breakfast!


 

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I loved Jaime Oliver in Naked Chef. I hear he just got recognized for really pushing British schools to healthy up their lunch programs.

Woot.com eh...... THANKS Neko.

/e goes investigating.


Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall

 

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One special no peppers, come on, quick quick quick or we will be in the s**t! And a regular for my favorite guest here on the F Word, Saist Oliver.

Saist is here today for the recipe challenge. Catnip cupcakes drizzled with chocolate frosting and powered sugar.

*The robots server up a breakfast to Neko and Saist both.*


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Thank you for the yummeh breakfast, Fedor! I am amazed how well you have your bots trained! Do they ever seriously over cook anything?


~*~VexXxa~*~
The City Scoop Art Correspondent/Writer "ART IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER"//"Don't hate because VexXxa is HOT and you're NOT." - JOHNNYKAT


 

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If they do VexXxa it goes in the bin. Here at the Rookery kitchen we only serve the finest quality and the customer never eats our mistakes.

*Paces back and forth Gordon Ramsay style, constantly making dramatic hand gestures all through the little speech.*


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Saist is here today for the recipe challenge. Catnip cupcakes drizzled with chocolate frosting and powered sugar.
*takes one sniff of the catnip and is as helpless as Jamie Oliver trying to cook in the back of a VW van the Stig is driving*

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yay! It is on youtube!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU9kcp0nzm0


 

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Thank you for the yummeh breakfast, Fedor! I am amazed how well you have your bots trained! Do they ever seriously over cook anything?

Just the amount of yummy food they make. Feel free to take some home with you.

Hello everyone. Just stopped by for a slice of roast beast.

(Da dadum da ... da dadum ...)


Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity

 

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*lays on Petey's plate*

Here you go, one roast beast.

I feel terrible today, can't do anything but lay around, and I barely have the energy for that.


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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Originally Posted by NekoAli View Post
I feel terrible today, can't do anything but lay around, and I barely have the energy for that.


Ohhhh nooooo. Poor babeh Neko!I hope you feel better soon! *rubs babeh Neko's belly welly*


~*~VexXxa~*~
The City Scoop Art Correspondent/Writer "ART IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER"//"Don't hate because VexXxa is HOT and you're NOT." - JOHNNYKAT