Happy Shplekenfugheimer's Day
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Angry_Angel,
Posted on: 2009-12-14 06:17 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
I'd hate to be the guy who has to come up with a song for this holiday.
I can't even SAY it, much less sing it.
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If you scroll down, they already have a song but it's a bit freaky. Lines like:|
Originally Posted by Lemur Lad
I'd hate to be the guy who has to come up with a song for this holiday.
I can't even SAY it, much less sing it. |
"Pie.
PIE!
Our Souls For John's Shplekenfugheimer Pie,
Lest Our Grandmother's Face be Violated"
... Um, I just read the 2nd paragraph of the 'Holiday Icons' section on that page and it all makes sense now. Now I can't look at frosted strudel the same way again.
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Originally Posted by Lemur Lad
I'd hate to be the guy who has to come up with a song for this holiday.
I can't even SAY it, much less sing it. |
Ah c'mon Lemur you know you want to join in . . .
Our Souls For St. Blogfurglomhein
Our Children's Souls For St. Blogfurglomhein
Our Neighbours' Souls For St. Blogfurglomhein,
Oh watch the Happy Pastries dance and bake
As John Shplekenfugheimer makes a cake.
Or Pie.
Pie.
PIE!
Our Souls For John's Shplekenfugheimer Pie,
Lest Our Grandmother's Face be Violated
By Adramalechsteinenfurchtenhern
Oh Adramalechsteinenfurchtenhern
Nothing rhymes with Adramalechsteinenfurchtenhern
So please don't hurt us.
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What? You gotta love any holiday that requires you to don a purple rabbitskin suit and hurl pastries and gunpowder at peoples fireplaces. Having a goat dude violate the skull of someones grandmother is just getting into the holiday spirit.
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Originally Posted by Angry_Angel
If you scroll down, they already have a song but it's a bit freaky. Lines like:
"Pie. PIE! Our Souls For John's Shplekenfugheimer Pie, Lest Our Grandmother's Face be Violated" ... Um, I just read the 2nd paragraph of the 'Holiday Icons' section on that page and it all makes sense now. Now I can't look at frosted strudel the same way again. |
Well, to protect my grandmother's face I guess I must offer you all some pie!
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Mmm.. pie. 
This is the weirdest thing I've seen all morning. Thank you Catwhoorg.
Happy Shplekenfugheimer's Day!
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Originally Posted by Moiread
This is the weirdest thing I've seen all morning. Thank you Catwhoorg.
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Yes Thank you Cat. I was having trouble thinking of new character concepts for the Winter Event. Now I have three new alts.
St. Blogfurglomhein
Shplekenfugheimer
Adramalechsteinenfur - The devs really need to increase the size of the names we can make.
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That's easy for you to say!
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Originally Posted by Catwhoorg
Happy Shplekenfugheimer's Day
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Now I'm home for the evening and have a little more time some background.
4 years ago, in the midst of the CuppaJo era we had many many silly cake versus pie 'wars' as thread derailments. Mind you that still goes on....
Some one of the 'old guard' (and I admit my memory of who is hazy) created the whole Shplekenfugheimer's Day is some sort of pastry induced haze of silliness.
It last oooh all of maybe 5 mins on Wikipedia, but then found its true home in the midst of the silliness that is the Uncyclopedia.
I mark it on my calander each year, and for me it is a day when I think back to the forums and the friends who have come and gone.
Heres to you COH community (and now I can have a REAL drink with my cake), without a shadow of doubt one of the best there is in the MMO world, and despite our many disagreements we are just one big happy (dysfunctional of course) family.
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Well said Catwhoorg
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Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/S...heimer%27s_Day
Today is the happy day where we can have our cake (or pie) and eat it too.
So stromp your stroodles and eat cake (or pie)* until you can eat no more.**
* obviously this is not inciting any gluten intolerant people to make themselves ill.
** Always remember to eat to excess in moderation
*raises a piece of cake to forum friends present and past*
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