DJ Zero: CoH's Waverider?
By
BigFish,
Posted on: 2009-10-07 15:27 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
I dunno, but I think he's going out of business.
No, No, No.
Everyone has it all wrong.
DJ Zero is THE force behind everything in the CoX universe.
Nemesis? A DJ Zero plot.
The Menders? DJ Zero spends his time cleaning up their messes.
Cimmeroa? Who do you think tipped off the Midnighters?
The Vault? Notice how you can get your stuff no matter which one you go to? Thank DJ Zero.
Wentworths/ Black Market? There's a reason they never run out of stuff to sell.
Zombie Apocalyses? He's working on this one. It's a bit... tricky... to fix.
Shadow Shard? Well all those ...things... had to be kept somewhere.
Respect DJ Zero. It's a full time job trying to keep time and space stable with all these other people trying to break them.
Writer of In-Game fiction: Just Completed: My Summer Vacation. My older things are now being archived at Fanfiction.net http://www.fanfiction.net/~jwbullfrog until I come up with a better solution.
DJ Zero is just a guy who floats above a gigantic woofer. He's obviously deaf, because he hasn't changed the song in YEARS!
There is no such thing as an "innocent bystander"
the change button must be broken ;-)
He's actually dead and just really well preserved.
You know that whole "die young and leave a beautiful corpse" thing? Willard Motely stole that from Zer0.
"Mastermind Pets operate...differently, and aren't as easily fixed. Especially the Bruiser. I want to take him out behind the woodshed and pull an "old yeller" on him at times." - Castle
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Originally Posted by jwbullfrog
No, No, No.
Everyone has it all wrong. DJ Zero is THE force behind everything in the CoX universe. |
--NT
They all laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
But I showed them, and nobody's laughing at me now!
If I became a red name, I would be all "and what would you mere mortals like to entertain me with today, mu hu ha ha ha!" ~Arcanaville
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Originally Posted by jwbullfrog
No, No, No.
Everyone has it all wrong. DJ Zero is THE force behind everything in the CoX universe. Nemesis? A DJ Zero plot. The Menders? DJ Zero spends his time cleaning up their messes. Cimmeroa? Who do you think tipped off the Midnighters? The Vault? Notice how you can get your stuff no matter which one you go to? Thank DJ Zero. Wentworths/ Black Market? There's a reason they never run out of stuff to sell. Zombie Apocalyses? He's working on this one. It's a bit... tricky... to fix. Shadow Shard? Well all those ...things... had to be kept somewhere. Respect DJ Zero. It's a full time job trying to keep time and space stable with all these other people trying to break them. |
So is DJ Zero like DC Comic's Waverider?