I Blame Karl for Game

Karl_Rove_Man · 09-23-2009 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by PhoenixOfSyrinx

Once in the store I waited for the person in front of me to finish so I could place my sub order.

Third mistake...no one should stand between you and your subs. Wouldn't take much to get her to leave, seeing as you reek of pot and all.

Karl_Rove_Man · 09-23-2009 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by PhoenixOfSyrinx

Running low on time I had to come up with an alternative plan. I ended up grabbing a small bottle of sweet tea and a 8oz hunk of mild Wisconsin cheddar.

Not bad...but if you were to follow my plan, expect to grab a bag of doritos on the way to the cash register.

Karl_Rove_Man · 09-23-2009 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by PhoenixOfSyrinx

Next I come to the cash register where some old hooligan is unloading their whole kart in the ten items or less lane. Seeing no other lane as a better option I waited.

Fourth mistake...get yourself a pair of baggy pants. You'll never have to wait for a cash register again!

Karl_Rove_Man · 09-23-2009 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by PhoenixOfSyrinx

got to my car when I realized I had no way of opening the package of cheese. Deciding action must be taken I took the closest pointy object and rammed it into the block of cheese. (my pen probably wasn't the wisest choice I have ever made)

Fifth mistake...why are you not carrying a switchblade at all times??

Karl_Rove_Man · 09-23-2009 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by PhoenixOfSyrinx

Once Open I tried to drive back to school while gnawing off chunk of that cheesy goodness.

You went BACK??? Sixth mistake...game over!

PhoenixOfSyrinx · 09-23-2009 03:59 PM

"That was your first mistake...should have just left, then you could have had all the subs and pot you wanted!"

If I just leave then the school gets mad and doesn't let me sign out ever again.

"Second mistake...should have ignored the traffic lights. This would have been a good time to light your pot."

Well considering I would have died had I not stopped at those lights I find your statement void. Also I don't smoke pot, therefore finding time to light up isn't an issue.

"Third mistake...no one should stand between you and your subs. Wouldn't take much to get her to leave, seeing as you reek of pot and all."

True, I wanted to FALCON PAUNCH that lady. Or just. . . .

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also, I wouldn't reek of pot considering I never smoked that joint you conjured up.

"Not bad...but if you were to follow my plan, expect to grab a bag of Doritos on the way to the cash register."

Oh mighty Karl, will you ever forgive me for this mistake?

"Fourth mistake...get yourself a pair of baggy pants. You'll never have to wait for a cash register again!"

Sorry, I'm an upstanding citizen outside of CoH. AND WHY WOULD I WEAR PANTS?!?! WHY WOULD ANYONE WEAR PANTS??? WE ARE TRIUMPH!!!!!

"Fifth mistake...why are you not carrying a switchblade at all times??"

I would, but getting expelled from my school would be bad. My school is super anal compared to other schools. Just to give you an idea of how strict things are down here, at a public school a few years ago a straight A student got expelled after a steak knife was found in the back seat of her car. (She had been moving the weekend before and the knife fell out of the box. Story was verified but she was still expelled.)

"You went BACK??? Sixth mistake...game over!"

If I don't go back then I don't get to sign out again, I don't graduate high school, I don't go to college, and I don't make epic amounts of money once out of college.

K Thx Bai

Baba_Kanoosh · 09-23-2009 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Karl_Rove_Man

Third mistake...no one should stand between you and your subs. Wouldn't take much to get her to leave, seeing as you reek of pot and all.

I often wonder...neigh...hope and pray that Karl Rove (aka the famous Karl Rove as opposed to our INfamous Karl Rove Man) follows these forums.

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Karl_Rove_Man · 09-23-2009 06:59 PM

I could die happy!

Azrhiaz · 09-23-2009 07:50 PM

A two minute drive? Shoulda walked. At least you woulda worked off a small portion of the calories and fat in that cheese

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PhoenixOfSyrinx · 09-23-2009 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Azrhiaz

A two minute drive? Shoulda walked. At least you woulda worked off a small portion of the calories and fat in that cheese

Oh thanks Az >_>

K Thx Bai

Sun_Splitter · 09-23-2009 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by PhoenixOfSyrinx

I blame Karl for the horrid lunch experience I had today.

and encase anyone was wondering, this is how it went down. So seniors at my school are allowed to sign out for part of the day to go get something to eat or w/e. I signed out at lunch, so I had 30 minutes to go down to my local grocery store and get a super yummy sub. By the time I signed out I only had 20 minutes or so before my next class started. A 2 minute drive each way took me like 15 minutes due to traffic lights. Once in the store I waited for the person in front of me to finish so I could place my sub order. Well the guy finished her sub, then she proceeded to order like 3 more foot long subs. Running low on time I had to come up with an alternative plan. I ended up grabbing a small bottle of sweet tea and a 8oz hunk of mild Wisconsin cheddar. Next I come to the cash register where some old hooligan is unloading their whole kart in the ten items or less lane. Seeing no other lane as a better option I waited. When it came time for her to pay, she opens her purse takes out cash, and starts sifting through her purse to find exact change! Arg Flargle Glargle Well I finally paid for my meager snack and got to my car when I realized I had no way of opening the package of cheese. Deciding action must be taken I took the closest pointy object and rammed it into the block of cheese. (my pen probably wasn't the wisest choice I have ever made) Once Open I tried to drive back to school while gnawing off chunk of that cheesy goodness. I made it back with one minute to spare. Karl I blame you for the traffic lights, the lady ordering the subs and the lady that HAD to pay with exact change because they were obviously Ninja Karl spies.

I blame Karl for a block of text!

Sentai_Sage · 09-24-2009 12:38 AM

I blame Karl for PoS's weak FML story.

Mylia · 09-24-2009 03:53 AM

I blame Karl for having a Sun Splitter.

Rhynwa · 09-24-2009 05:50 AM

I blame Karl for mosquitos. All of them.

Infinite_Zero · 09-24-2009 05:55 AM

I blame Karl for spamming the thread that is suppose to blame karl for stuff

Shard_Warrior · 09-24-2009 06:10 AM

I blame Karl for giving Monkey a Pooter

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3Mile · 09-24-2009 07:09 AM

I blame Karl for Kanye!

Az'rial · 09-24-2009 08:00 AM

I blame Karl for the motherboard on 'puter @$$ploding and me not being able to play

PhoenixOfSyrinx · 09-24-2009 02:10 PM

I blame Karl for all college application stress I'm going through.

K Thx Bai

Sun_Splitter · 09-24-2009 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PhoenixOfSyrinx

I blame Karl for all college application stress I'm going through.

I blame Karl for all the grad school application stress I'm going through

Baba_Kanoosh · 09-24-2009 08:43 PM

I blame Karl

For what happened to my car today

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Karl_Rove_Man · 09-24-2009 09:28 PM

Holy crap Baba, I hope everyone is ok. I didn't think mooning you would make you swerve off the road!

Sentai_Sage · 09-24-2009 11:03 PM

I blame Karl for Rove Man.

Baba_Kanoosh · 09-24-2009 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Karl_Rove_Man

Holy crap Baba, I hope everyone is ok. I didn't think mooning you would make you swerve off the road!

I was the only person in my car. The guy I hit isn't so hot right now. After he ran the redlight and met me (well he was doing about 40 I'd say and he kinda blew the intersection bad, he met the tip of my front bumper while I was doing 25ish) he discovered the highway safety rating on his car wasn't so good.

He said, "I saw this huge magnificent white elephant and I had to race towards it to get it."

I was too sad to let him know it was just your buttox he had seen.

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mintmiki · 09-25-2009 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Baba_Kanoosh

He said, "I saw this huge magnificent white elephant and I had to race towards it to get it."

LOL

Glad you're OK. Coulda been much much worse.

I blame Karl for soggy french fries at Wendys

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