Faldette Missing! Sanity Returns to Guardian!?

So, some of you may have noticed I haven't been very active in Guardian chat this past week. In fact, you could probably say that I haven't said a single thing. No poking, no nom'ing, no random thefts/replacements... It may seem like a little bit of sanity could be sneaking back into the channel.

How could this be!? Why would such a thing happen?

Did real life pull me away? Was I waylaid by some other game? Did I grow tired of games altogether?


No... its worse...

My computer isn't working. Won't boot. Won't even show anything on the screen. Suggested fixes from hardware manufacturer website don't work. Don't have a second computer compatible with my hardware and only one of my friends might have a machine I can test my parts on to figure if one of them is faulty, as I can't narrow it down on my own any further...

Don't really have the money to just buy new parts and hope it works. Don't really want to have to pay someone else to fix it, but I'm afraid I may have to...

*Sigh*

I miss you, Guardian! Here I am, stuck on this laptop that's at least five years old and is so freaking slow. Stuck spending my time watching videos and playing Diablo 2, since that's about all it can handle.

I... I want back.... D:

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Shh... its a secret....
Faldette's Secret (ID 416248)
I has a doll.

Have you tried a large hammer?

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No... mainly because I want it to work, not destroy it... >.>

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Shh... its a secret....
Faldette's Secret (ID 416248)
I has a doll.

awe poor faldette I would loan you my old computer bc it still works with coh but I dont think you live close enough

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~Nerferteri~
<--- on Guardian DUH!!!!
@Nerferteri

I can fix anything with the right size hammer and plenty of Duct Tape and WD-40.

If it moves and it is not suppose to, Duct Tape it.
If it does not move and it is suppose to, use WD-40 and the hammer. If it breaks go back to Duct Tape.

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whos faldette?...

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Can I haz your seat while ur gone? I haz been standing in guardian for a long time, me want sit!

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poor fal

did you try the duct tape and WD-40 trick cuz its a proven method

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If this is the case I may be able to help at 1:30

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We miss you Fal!

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" I've said it before, I'll say it again, some of those "Recipe found" messages should be brown." Ullikummis

o_o

*millyun tiny pepsimen steal computer parts for fald*

o_o

*millyun tiny pepsimen gnaw computer parts*

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I play all my toons like a blaster: I die a lot.

global handle: @Pepsiman
Wii Code: 5292 9629 8964 1440
XBL: IndyBanzai

*eats cookies in an effort to get Fald's computer working*

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That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.

I would send you some spare parts, but my Commodore's already running lean and my hotwired Etch-A-Sketch took quite a shaking in this economy.

I hope you get it all worked out soon and we'll keep your cookies warm while yo...Blastit Ulli!! You're suposed to wait til she's not looking...

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millyun tiny pepsimen won the science fair in eighth grade by turning their mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and $#!+.

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@Blood Beret(2)Twitter
I am a bad speeler, use poorer grammar, and am a frequent typoist.
MA ArcID: 1197
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. Winston Churchill

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Sorry to hear you can't login Fald. But I'm also kinda super excited to see this isn't a goodbye(on-purpose) thread though

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Seriously, why would I really want to leave right now? Where would I go? Champions? Pff... heh... Aion? Meh... I haven't really looked into it much, but the little I have seen doesn't feel compelling....

*Sigh* But yeah, still no luck on getting my computer parts tested yet... >.>

I think I really should get my other laptop fixed too... but I know I'm going to have to pay for that one. *Sad to spend money on fixing stuff, rather than saving for more dolls* D:

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Shh... its a secret....
Faldette's Secret (ID 416248)
I has a doll.

Just for kicks, I decided to try installing CoH on this pathetic machine... Yeah, it was a waste of three hours (install + update download + update install + attempts to load the game)... I could log in and select a character, but loading into a zone? Nope, quarter of the way through the loading screen CoH shuts down. Not nearly enough memory (was watching in task manager the page file use hit the cap). So, yeah, the minimum system requirements of the game listed with the GVE edition in the ncsoft store? Ha... haha... yeah, right...

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Shh... its a secret....
Faldette's Secret (ID 416248)
I has a doll.

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40 50s so far.
if you dont like me....i dont really care.
respect is earned , never given

Honestly, no, I didn't miss you in the Guardian Chat Channel. But I have a legit reason!

I was gone this past week, out of town on vacation.

And it seems I wasn't missed, either...

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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:

*millyun tiny pepsimen parade around wif 'dey back nao!' banners, wif pics of Kheld and Fald*

o_o

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I play all my toons like a blaster: I die a lot.

global handle: @Pepsiman
Wii Code: 5292 9629 8964 1440
XBL: IndyBanzai

back? me? no... it still doesn't work... but welcome back, kheld. i obviously couldn't miss you, you know... at least, not any more than i miss the rest of the server...

it just seems kind of weird... its been more than two weeks... i don't know how i'm getting by... :P

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Shh... its a secret....
Faldette's Secret (ID 416248)
I has a doll.

It's weird. The more time you spend away from CoH, the less attached to it you become... I almost didn't think about it at all while I was on vacation...

I think we need to get Fald an intervention!

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So, I finally relented today and bought some new parts, despite not knowing exactly which of my current hardware is the offending item. Of course, while I was at it, I made sure they were actual upgrades too. :3

I should be back in the game by next Wednesday.

I must also say that having cute Pepsi, cute Kheld, and cute Fald all on the same page is just too cute.

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Shh... its a secret....
Faldette's Secret (ID 416248)
I has a doll.

Too much cute.......O.o

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" I've said it before, I'll say it again, some of those "Recipe found" messages should be brown." Ullikummis