Gozer: [after Ray orders her to re-locate] Are you a God?
[Ray looks at Peter, who nods]
Dr Ray Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
[Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
Dr. Peter Venkman: All right! This chick is TOAST!
maybe ghost busters? 
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
allright MEATBALLS FRIDAY
and thats it last attempt
Tripper: You must be the short depressed kid we ordered.
Tripper: Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef."
Tripper: And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!
Rest of group: IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER
or back to school friday?
Vanessa: I want a divorce!
Thornton Melon: Divorce - I knew we had something in common! Here, sign these.
Vanessa: I'm afraid it's not that easy, Honey! This is gonna cost you plenty!
Thornton Melon: Oh yeah? Let's talk about class a minute, all right?
[pulls out a handful of photos]
Thornton Melon: Here's you and Giorgio in the guest room... classy, isn't it? Here's you and Giorgio in the rumpus room... another classy one, huh? This one I can't figure out... there's you, there's Giorgio... what's with the midget over here?
[Vanessa storms off]
Thornton Melon: Hey, wait! I got more!
After careful consideration how about memoral quotes friday!
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
Puppeh I think it's time for you to go to bed.
NUuuuuuuu *does golpher dance and jumps into hole* 
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
Uh, oh. Over caffeinated. Get the dart gun, and a net
/e flutters in, and recites.
That night I had a dream. I dreamt I was as light as the ether- a floating spirit visiting things to come. The shades and shadows of the people in my life rassled their way their way into my slumber. I dreamed that Gale and Evelle had decided to return to prison. Probably that's just as well. I don't mean to sound superior, and they're a swell couple of guys, but maybe they weren't ready yet to come out into the world.
And then I dreamed on, into the future, to a Christmas morn in the Arizona home where Nathan Junior was opening a present from a kindly couple who preferred to remain unknown.
I saw Glen a few years later, still having no luck getting the cops to listen to his wild tales about me and Ed. Maybe he threw in one Polack joke too many. I don't know.
And still I dreamed on, further into the future than I had ever dreamed before, watching Nathan Junior's progress from afar, taking pride in his accomplishments as if he were our own. Wondering if he ever thought of us and hoping that maybe we'd broadened his horizons a little even if he couldn't remember just how they got broadened.
But still I hadn't dreamt nothing about me and Ed until the end.
And this was cloudier cause it was years, years away. But I saw an old couple being visited by their children, and all their grandchildren too. The old couple weren't screwed up. And neither were their kids or their grandkids. And I don't know. You tell me. This whole dream, was it wishful thinking? Was I just fleeing reality like I know I'm liable to do?
But me and Ed, we can be good too. And it seemed real. It seemed like us and it seemed like, well, our home. If not Arizona, then a land not too far away. Where all parents are strong and wise and capable and all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah.
Mornign Puppeh and Tech and Maricus! Dr. pepper's for everyone! It's FRIDAY!
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
Guy: Hey, Nick, I just committed a felony!
Nick: Did it involve that big knife you've got there?
Guy: Yeah! What should I do with it?
Nick: Get rid of it!
Guy: I'll throw it in the water!
Nick: No, don't do that!
Guy: Why not? I need to ditch it!
Nick: It might wash up somewhere!
Guy: What do I care? MY prints won't be on it! I'm throwing it in!
Guy: ...naaaah. I might need it. See you.
Nick: See you.
ATs to 50 - TA/A Def, Nrg/Nrg Blaster, EM/EA Brute, WS,ELM/ELA Stalker
Plum: We could expose you. Six murders.
Scarlet: I hardly think it would help your reputation, professor, if your U.N. contacts found out that not only were you implicated in adultery with a patient, but her death. And the deaths of five other people!
Plum: You don't know what kind of people they have in the U.N. I might go up with their estimation.
>> I couldn't resist a good, classic bit of comedy.
Yay for ADD Friday!
Ok puppeh, I think you need ... OOOOH!! SHINY!
*follows shiny to the COFFEETRON9000* Oh lookit here. I can haz coffee now.
*waves* good morning peoples. Have a great day.
Lt. Aldo Raine: I need to know about Germans hiding in trees. And you need to tell me right now.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: I respectfully refuse, sir.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazi's to death is the closest we ever get to going to the movies.
[shouts offscren]
Lt. Aldo Raine: Donny!
Sgt. Donny Donowitz: [from offscreen] Yeah?
Lt. Aldo Raine: Got us a German here wants to die for country. Oblige him.
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Bill: Mommy is still angry at Daddy.
B.B.: Why?
Bill: Well sweety, I love Mommy, but I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio.
B.B.: You stomped on Mommy?
Bill: Worse. I shot Mommy. Not pretend shoot, like we were just doing. I shot her for real.
B.B.: Why? Did you want to see what would happen?
Bill: No, I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her. What I didn't know is, when I shot Mommy, what would happen to me.
B.B.: What happened?
Bill: I was very sad. And that was when I learned, some things, once you do, they can never be undone.
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O-Ren Ishii: For ridiculing you earlier, I apologize.
The Bride: Accepted.
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The Wolf: You're... Jimmie, right? This is your house?
Jimmie: Sure is.
The Wolf: I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems.
Jimmie: Good, we got one.
The Wolf: So I heard. May I come in?
Jimmie: Uh, yeah, please do.
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Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Mr. White: What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?
Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
What I love QT
Being rich and power full means I don't have to say I'm sorry
Virtue:Too many at fifty
one then work
Dante Hicks: She was supposed to meet Brad Michaelson in a dark bedroom. She picked the wrong one. She didn't even know I was at the party.
Randal Graves: Oh, my God.
Dante Hicks: Great story, huh?
Randal Graves: That girl was vile to you.
Dante Hicks: Interesting post script to that story - do you know who wound up in that dark bedroom with Brad?
Randal Graves: Your mother?
Dante Hicks: Alan Harris.
Randal Graves: Chess team Alan Harris?
Dante Hicks: The two moved to Idaho together after graduation. They raise sheep.
Randal Graves: That's frightening.
Dante Hicks: Takes different strokes to move the world.
Randal Graves: In light of this lurid tale, I don't even see how you can romanticize your relationship with Caitlin. She broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles.
Being rich and power full means I don't have to say I'm sorry
Virtue:Too many at fifty
Thank Bob! We finally have working Dev and Community Digest "threads" directly from the Development forum. w00t!
Oh... and ... uhm... *thinks*
Inara Serra: Mal, what are you doing here?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You invited me.
Inara Serra: I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well that makes you a tease.
@bpphantom
The Defenders of Paragon
KGB Special Section 8
*wanders in on a black armored steed, wearing black full plate*
/e shouts "None Shall Pass"
*dismounts and stands at the head of the bridge*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690
*pops out of a manhole cover and dusts himself off* Hello.
*staggers on in and looks around*
I bet you get a free bowl of soup with a hat like that.
*Notices BPP*
Oh but on you it looks good.
*rolls eyes and gets his coffee*
Defcon 0 - (D4 lvl 50),DJ Shecky Cape Radio
@Shecky
Twitter: @DJ_Shecky, @siliconshecky, @thecaperadio
When you air your dirty laundry out on a clothesline above the street, everyone is allowed to snicker at the skid marks in your underoos. - Lemur_Lad
*runs in carrying one of those old-fashioned 'black ball' bombs with lit fuse over his head and looks around quickly*
Some days, you just cant get rid of a bomb!
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
Quote:
Excellent movie.
|
William Blake: What is your name? Nobody: My name is Nobody. William Blake: Excuse me? Nobody: My name is Exaybachay. He Who Talks Loud, Saying Nothing. William Blake: He who talks... I thought you said your name was Nobody. Nobody: I preferred to be called Nobody. |
@bpphantom
The Defenders of Paragon
KGB Special Section 8
Look out for those nuns Pogo!
Oh noes! There's a woman with a baby carriage over there!!!
No not THAT way....there is a mama and baby ducks!!!!!!
/e opens up Bayani's manhole cover.
Here! Throw it down there!
And morning Bayano, BP, Emmi, Shecky, Pogo, Fedor, and twipper tux....I hear that monty python music in my sleep sometimes....when having dramatic dreams of course. :P
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
*runs over and throws the bomb down the open manhole*
look out below!!...
boy that was silly to say AFTER I threw it!
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
Morning...
PuppehTechnicalMarciusRookyPogoPogoEmmiBppSheckyBa y
TwipperPrincessYuriDaFoxRad
What is this cut and paste morning?
*He climbs onto the counter and wanders down the length of it to his morning donut.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
From what I can tell, it's movie quote day.
Or perhaps I've missed something *ponder*
@bpphantom
The Defenders of Paragon
KGB Special Section 8
Ok ok ok ... I suppose I'll quote a movie too ...
<censored> <censored> <censored> - Pulp Fiction.
That's my favorite quote from Pulp Fiction!
:P
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
*walks in wrapped up in a towel* Rook! Darn it, you left feathers in the shower again. Sometimes I hate sharing a bathroom....
Now.. Where's my coffee!!
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
FORE!!!!!
*hits a golf ball into attic* hehhehehehehe
puts on sterero and does golpher dance
* pamcakes and bacon in the kitchen and vats of coffee ready for iv injection*
well was either this or the rant from vacation by clark griswold
Clark: I think you're all ****** in the head. We're ten hours from the ******* fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ******* fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're ********! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!
Rusty Griswold: [Grab's Clars shoulder] Dad, you wan an Asprin?
Clark: DON'T TOUCH!
OR
Clark has just been pulled over by a Colorado motorcycle cop]
Clark: Hi officer, what's the problem?
Motorcycle Cop: Get out of the car!
[Clark exits from the car]
Clark: I don't think I was speeding. Was I weaving or something?
Motorcycle Cop: Shut your mouth, sir! You know, if I weren't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver faster than you can say, "police brutality!"
Clark: Well whatever I did, I'm sure I can explain...
[the motorcycle cop forcibily takes Clark by the arm and leads him to the rear of the car, which has a dog leash still tied to it]
Motorcycle Cop: Explain this, you son-of-a-*****!
Clark: Oh my God...
Aunt Edna: I was afraid you'd get pulled over, Clark. You've been exeeding the speed limit for thousands of miles!
Rusty Griswold: Dad wasn't speeding. The cop stopped us because Dad forgot to...
Ellen Griswold: He was speeding, Rusty!
Rusty Griswold: No he wasn't, Mom. He...
Clark: Rusty! Listen to your mother. I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us. You see kids...
[the motorcycle cop appears at the car window with the dog leash]
Motorcycle Cop: Here's the leash, sir. I'm going back to get the rest of the carcass off the road.
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.