Dream Badges


AkuTenshiiZero

 

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Not badges I'd like to have, but badges that I literally dreamed I saw in the 'Badge' window:

"Meteor Fist"

This is apparently for intercepting an incoming meteor and tossing it away or back into space.


"Meteor Masher"

This is for attacking already landed meteors and crushing them up until they're the consistency of guacamole. Purple guacamole for some reason. (While I was mashing up said meteor, another player came up and commented on how they thought badging was stupid.)


"Moon Mouse Catcher" and "Moon Cat"

No clue on these, although they were in the defeat tab. They scrolled past too fast for me to read. I think I may be anticipating a space-themed issues. The icons were a piece of cheese on a blue and green backgrounds, respectively.


"QFXDD1STNX|"

Like many dreamers, symbols tend to change shape on me while I attempt to read them. The description for this one was "Defeat 100 Rampaging Gang Members" before it changed shape as well.


 

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Take a break Moo.


Please read my FEAR/Portal/HalfLife Fan Fiction!
Repurposed

 

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I'll have what Moo is having.


 

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It's just been revoked!


 

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More Dream Badges...

* Plummeting : You managed to wake up just before hitting the ground; told ya that wasn't a parachute.

* Student Body : They say public speaking is made easier when you picture the audience in their underwear... I suppose that's why the audience had it so easy when you received your diploma on stage wearing nothing at all.

* Soaring : Flying in your dreams always seems so effortless... now if you could just figure out which muscle to tense while you're awake.

* Sprung a Leak : You hate it when you think you walked to the bathroom while awake but were still actually dreaming... but not as much as you hate rolling over onto the cold spot.

* Rude Awakening : You don't believe you should be held accountable for what you say when you talk in your sleep.. even if it is the name of your ex-girlfriend.

* What Happens in Vegas : Sleep walking is always an adventure... and you can always blame what happened to your wife's flower garden on the neighbor's dog.

* Dream Girl/Guy : The best night's sleep you've ever had... even if you do have to do a load of laundry first thing in the morning.

* Sea of Dreams Navigator : You woke up out of a wonderful dream... that you were somehow able to slip right back into by going back to sleep.

* Bait and Switch : You woke up from a wonderful dream of being in bed with your perfect mate... you hurried right back to sleep into a dream of being in bed with Stheno.

* Night Terror : It's not your fault you woke up beating at the spiders that had been crawling over you in your dream... you're pretty sure your bedmate will forgive you as soon as their black eye heals.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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It's when you start dreaming about having long, multipost arguments on the forums, that's when you know you need a break!


 

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* Bait and Switch : You woke up from a wonderful dream of being in bed with your perfect mate... you hurried right back to sleep into a dream of being in bed with Stheno.
What if Stheno's your dream partner? Do you earn two badges?


 

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* Bait and Switch : You woke up from a wonderful dream of being in bed with your perfect mate... you hurried right back to sleep into a dream of being in bed with Stheno.
*Rolls over*

"Ssssssomething wrong, sssssssweetheart?"


The off-beat space pirate...Capt. Stormrider (50+3 Elec/Storm Science Corruptor)
The mysterious Djinn...Emerald Dervish (50+1 DB/DA Magic Stalker)
The psychotic inventor...Dollmaster (50 Bot/FF Tech Mastermind)

Virtue Forever.