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Ah.|
Originally Posted by Count_Logan
Of Course Not! It's a Lightening Beam with a Southern Accent, Duh!
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*jumps in front of the beam*
<.<
I need to lose a few pounds
@bpphantom
The Defenders of Paragon
KGB Special Section 8
A pillow bunker? We much lay seige for the bacon!
*Begins work on a water balloon catapult immediately.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
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*hisses loudly as his hand peers from the dark gun port of his bunker. He takes the bowl before 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 120mm cannons train on Rookery and he points at trespasser warning sign*|
Originally Posted by Rookery.
Ah do declayuh Count Logahn, you do come up with tha most INteresting devicez.
Hiya Jagblade! How are you today? /e hands a bowl of blackberry ice cream to Jagblade. |
You threatening me? You plotting on me? huh?! HUH?! *Pumps shotgun!*
Nah, I'm doing good *giggles like a flamethrower junkie* How are you? O_O
Edit: In response to Fedor...CALL DOKTOR ULRICH! TELL HIM VE NEED ZE LAZER SHARKS AND ZE EXPLOSIVE HELIUM KITTENS!
Oh, he's gonna be a fun addition to the party 
*waves from a safe distance* hiya Jag
/e walks in for the very first time
I heard there was some trouble you folks were having. All I need to know is who needs putting down and if you want the pain short or long and drawn out?
/e pulls out an extremely menacing looking heand held weapon and un-sheaths a large knife with the other hand
Mains: Xero Curve, King Geo, Ahnix, Sphere of Light.
Globals: @XeroCurve, @ZeroCurve
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*An insanely tiny springfield rifle sticks out of the gunport, His dark baggy blue eyes behind the scope.* I dare you to wave that flag you're holding again...or were you waving? NEIN! I SAW ZE FLAG!|
Originally Posted by Emmi_Blaze
Oh, he's gonna be a fun addition to the party
*waves from a safe distance* hiya Jag |
P.S. Hello ._.
Oh no Xero. No one needs putting down. Everyone is welcome here even that giant yellow ball of Haet. 
Here have a bowl of icecream.
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
*Watches Jag and the pillow fort through tiny binoculars.*
He's dug in there like a tick on an old hound dog. We might need to call in some air support on this one.
Hello Xero, nice machete you have there. No worries mate, have a donut and everything should work out fine.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*Quickly sprints out of his bunker, tasers rookery, steals ice cream, and locks himself back in the pillows* My ice cream, NUCLEAR EMBARGO FOR TRESPASSING!
I may be willing to share though... o_o
*Grabs a tiny walkie talkie.*
He's talking nuclear ice cream embargos now. Where are mah kitteh paratroopers? This situation is going critical and you sit there in the safety of your office and deny me the support I need to bring order to this chaos! I need air support and I need it five minutes ago!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
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For a moment there I thought you said "nuclear ice cream embryos" and I didn't know if I was horrified or hungry.|
Originally Posted by Fedor
He's talking nuclear ice cream embargos now.
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Also: "nu-clee-ar" or "nuk-u-lar"?
You're not super until you put on The Cape!
Attercap.Net
*hides in the super sekrit hiding place under the sofa*
He means business! Don't test him, Fed!
*Taking advice from the Kitten-O-Meter thread. He walks out of his bunker in a trench coat. Kittens in his pockets, under his helmet, in his ammo clip, and in his boots*
I DARE YOU! I demand an apology and a plate of rice crispy treats!
*emerges from the matter reintegration and flies through the air to land on Fedor*
WHEEEEEEEE! Oh hai. I heard you called for air kitteh support. Hmm.. I feel strangely caffeinated now...
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
Morning Attercap.
Damn... Jag has hostages, cute hostages at that.
*As he considers strategy he gets kitteh squished from above.*
Medic! Officer down, medic!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*wonders if Fedor will cry like George Bush from 2DTV*
eeeeaaaaahhhheaheaheah!!! Friendly fire!
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*sits down with xero's ice cream*|
Originally Posted by Rookery.
Oh no Xero. No one needs putting down. Everyone is welcome here even that giant yellow ball of Haet.
Here have a bowl of icecream. |
Thank you very much. Hmmm, potatoe ice cream. wasn't expecting that.
*hides under couch with Emmi*
/e whisper, who are we hiding from and why hasn't someone sicked the Rookery. robot on them yet?
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity
*watches the action from the Mystical Healing Hottub*
*While JagBlade parades about demanding an apology, utilizes the one fatal flaw of the kitten coat by throwing a catnip mousie at him, then takes a nap on top of his pillow fort*
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
*Freaks out like he caught on fire or something*
No kitty! bad kitty! stop it kitty! I'm going to hate myself for it...but...
*Ditches the trench and takes shelter in the red sweater he was forced to wear in the old forums*
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IronRook is only used for peace. And applesauce tsunami's ...|
Originally Posted by Peterbilt
*sits down with xero's ice cream*
Thank you very much. Hmmm, potato (fixed spelling) ice cream. wasn't expecting that. *hides under couch with Emmi* /e whisper, who are we hiding from and why hasn't someone sicked the Rookery. robot on them yet? |
*looks at PB*
And how did you know where the super sekrit hiding place under the sofa was?
*starts downloading Win7 from TechNet*
@bpphantom
The Defenders of Paragon
KGB Special Section 8
*sticks self to wall, holding up a giant picture of Corey Haim*
Hey lookit me! I'm a worthless poster! *snickers*
*speaks suddenly from under the sofa*
Probably the same way I did. A certain sackperson gave up it's location a few days ago.
Hello again all.
Ah do declayuh Count Logahn, you do come up with tha most INteresting devicez.
/e sweeps up kitty ashes and heads off to the rematter integrator or is that the expresso machine.
Hiya Jagblade! How are you today?
/e hands a bowl of blackberry ice cream to Jagblade.
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall