And there was great rejoicing...


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I don't mean to complain so much, but they seem to forget a lot of things that seem to be too important to forget.
Sometimes, in spite of our best efforts, we still forget some of the most important things.
Just the other day, I went out to the grocery store and I only took one weapon!
Let me tell you, I was glad nothing unfortunate happened while I was out.


 

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Sometimes, in spite of our best efforts, we still forget some of the most important things.
Just the other day, I went out to the grocery store and I only took one weapon!
Let me tell you, I was glad nothing unfortunate happened while I was out.
ONLY ONE!!! What's wrong with you man? I mean, I know you're getting old but for serious. What were you gunna do if there were robbers 1 mile away, hmmm well I tell you what you wouldn't be doing. Shooting them, and why? Because you left the other gun at home. You sicken me.


"while some people would say fish, cow, ambush!"-Ice9

 

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And this, dear Elric, is why you would make a good sidekick.

The fact that you won't work for room and board and a spiffy nickname, is why you would not make a good sidekick.

Kids these days, jeesh.



Oh, and SALAD!


 

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ONLY ONE!!! What's wrong with you man? I mean, I know you're getting old but for serious. What were you gunna do if there were robbers 1 mile away, hmmm well I tell you what you wouldn't be doing. Shooting them, and why? Because you left the other gun at home. You sicken me.
Oh.. it would've been ok, Elric. He would've made a small tactical warhead from materials procured in the grocery store and blew up the robbers (who were a mile away) while STILL protecting the avocados and cukes from the bad guys in the store where he was shopping.


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Oh, and SALAD!
Good thing that grocery store sells ranch dressing.


 

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I never go anywhere without my hatchet and machete now.


My Stories

Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.

 

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Sorry...

* starts playing 'When the Saints Go Marching In' *
::grabs umbrella and starts high steppin'"


 

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::grabs umbrella and starts high steppin'"


like this?


 

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like this?
I want some boots like that.

Not white... but like that otherwise.


 

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Listen the lack of working for things is only because, well you know. I've gotta keep the number of people who know I'm in the states to a minimum.


"while some people would say fish, cow, ambush!"-Ice9

 

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Originally Posted by Ice9_ View Post
Sometimes, in spite of our best efforts, we still forget some of the most important things.
Just the other day, I went out to the grocery store and I only took one weapon!
Let me tell you, I was glad nothing unfortunate happened while I was out.
One is all I need, and in .45 cal its probably above and beyond, but Thats not my problem.


 

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One is all I need, and in .45 cal its probably above and beyond, but Thats not my problem.
Oh, don't misunderstand, it is not a matter of need rather only a matter of having the appropriate option that any situation might call for.


 

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Where do you keep the extra rounds? Next to the baby wipes?


"Goodbye, Jean-Luc. I'm gonna miss you... you had such potential. But then again, all good things must come to an end..." -- Q

 

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Where do you keep the extra rounds? Next to the baby wipes?

He could tell you... but....

>_>

<_<

...you know the rest.


 

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He could tell you... but....
>_>
<_<
...you know the rest.
"We'd break into his stash"?


 

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Where do you keep the extra rounds? Next to the baby wipes?

Spares? Well...

Left hip = 2
Diaper Bag = 8
Center console = 2
Coffee Can in garage = 2
Umbrella stand = 2
Bookshelf = 2

That's just the pistol mags, afterall, pistols help you fight your way to the heavy stuff.







Don't worry y'all, I'm just kidding. Mostly.


 

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Spares? Well...

Left hip = 2
Diaper Bag = 8
Center console = 2
Coffee Can in garage = 2
Umbrella stand = 2
Bookshelf = 2

That's just the pistol mags, afterall, pistols help you fight your way to the heavy stuff.







Don't worry y'all, I'm just kidding. Mostly.
Somehow, I don't think ye'r kidding. Except, MAYBE, about the diaper bag.


 

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I'm pretty sure he's kidding about the diaper bag, it only has 6 magzines.


"Goodbye, Jean-Luc. I'm gonna miss you... you had such potential. But then again, all good things must come to an end..." -- Q

 

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Somehow, I don't think ye'r kidding. Except, MAYBE, about the diaper bag.
I don't think he's kidding about that part.


Huron: "...with Coffee primary / Attitude secondary"
Charnage: "Please. Think of the poor defenseless desks."

"The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace. It failed... In the year of the Praetorian War, it became something greater... our last, best hope for victory."

 

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Originally Posted by Ice9_ View Post
Spares? Well...

Left hip = 2
Diaper Bag = 8
Center console = 2
Coffee Can in garage = 2
Umbrella stand = 2
Bookshelf = 2

That's just the pistol mags, afterall, pistols help you fight your way to the heavy stuff.







Don't worry y'all, I'm just kidding. Mostly.
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Somehow, I don't think ye'r kidding. Except, MAYBE, about the diaper bag.
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I'm pretty sure he's kidding about the diaper bag, it only has 6 magzines.
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I don't think he's kidding about that part.
I'm quite confident he's NOT kidding about the diaper bag.

I don't think he has an umbrella stand, though.


 

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He may not be kidding about the diaper bag.

My father, a proud former US Marine is insistant that since I am pregnant, that I get a hand gun to protect me and the soon to be grandson that will share part of his name.

I asked, "well, what kind do you recommend?".

His answer "something not to large, so you can stick it in the diaper bag."