Pwnz

I've got it saved at home. I'll post it when I get home from work in the morning.

Anyone else notice that LH almost has the lowest -rep? That's slightly amusing in a sad way.

And at the end of every round, I award points. The points are worthless, they're like rep, don't mean a thing.

And at the end of the show, I chose a winner. And the winner gets to do a little something special with me.[/who'sLine]

The Rules of PWNZ

1. If you have no self confidence, make someone around you more miserable than you are.

2. Always Party Hard

3. Ninjas make threads better

4. Cats > You

5. History is a valid subject, but it must be PWNZorized.

6. Paris Hilton is never attractive. Ever.

7. Screenshots always add the lawlz

8. If you fail, it will be brought to your attention very abruptly.

9. Don't try so hard.

10. Bad grammar can only be tolerated so much. Once you go too far, even someone like Cheita will make fun of you.

11. When it rains, it pours.

12. Unnecessary flames are always appreciated and welcome.

13. We can handle any situation, no matter how dire.

14. Internet fights will not make you look cool.

15. When the King declares it, so shall it be.

16. PvP is what draws us together. If you don't PvP, you don't belong.

17. You don't have friends, you only have distant aquaintances.

18. Serious conversation will always be horribly skewed off topic.

19. Rystorm will always be 100 times more awesome than you.

20. You are a horrible person, and so am I.

21. We will never die.

22. The little people (newbs) are what makes us who we are. Anger them, and you may regret it.

23. Your glass case of emotion? Please, stay in it.

24. This has nothing to do with PWNZ, but it's still awesome.

25. Attractiveness is not on a sliding scale.

26. You will be ***** slapped someday. Accept your fate.

27. Sometimes, no is never a good enough answer. Make it a good enough answer.

28. Failing happens. Get back up and try again, but this time, not so hard.

29. Yes you are.

30. Everday is Caturday.

31. We'll let you know when you win, no sooner.

32. This is why internetz + RL = lawl

33. Sometimes awesomeness comes in a small container.

34. If you are in trouble, call for help.

35. When asked to STFU its best to do so immediately.

36. The power glove. It's so bad.

37. Wiki Vandalization is not only awesome but encouraged!

38. Youtube is fine, but making your own stuff is better.

39. Meatspins WILL get you banninated.

40. Watch out! Dev's r hax!!11(No longer works)

41. When you ride, ride in style.(No longer works)

42. Fear even the little ones.

43. If one of the PWNZ rednames gets a hold of you, STAY CALM

44. Sometimes you'll find yourself on the same side as people you normally wouldn't associate with

45. Don't be afraid to get your hands dirty with the carebears.

46. Virtue in a nutshell

47. Too much slang will get you ***** slapped. See also Rule 10.

50. POWER!

51. SURPRISE!

52. Racial stereotyping is not funny...lol

53. Ignorance is bliss, creativity is fantastic, but stupidity is intolerable.

54. No one can escape teh masterlock

55. No one can escape teh masterlock!!!

56. Always make sure you have back up.

Also freaking amazing toon Spazz made on Champions in homage to Ry.
LOLZ

Oh and if anyone remembers any of the others that weren't originally on the first page lemme know and I'll add them.

Yay! gj boomeh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boomie Also freaking amazing toon Spazz made on Champions in homage to Ry. LOLZ

A smiley face? That's all he gets, a smiley face?

Boomie gave you GOLD. The SWEAT, BLOOD, and TEARS of many people of Classic PWNZ, the greatest of us all, is laid out before you, and your response is a simple smiley emote face that everyone from forum games, to Suggestion threads uses. A Rp'er could come in here and put forth the same effort that you just put forth. A TEMP ACCOUNT COULD HAVE GIVEN MORE PRAISE!

I thought you were better then that.

lol

I shall not be satisfied till the list is complete once more.

It takes more than that to appease me.

whtvr u hav my #

<3

"Heads up, kid: No one in PWNZ gets to make fun of someone by implying they have no life.

There are super hero comics, which are sad (I'm reading comic books!). Then there is a video game about super hero comics, which is a depressing double layer (I'm fantasizing about reading comic books!. Then there are the forums, which are a twisted addition to that (I'm talking about what it would be like to fantasize about reading comic books!).

Then there is PWNZ: I'm talking about people talking about what it would be like to fantastize about reading comic books.

Now you understand why I'm so emo-ish. "

~MarcianTobay

Good to see you round these parts M_T.

So no one has any other rules saved/memorized to add to the list?

Still my favorite classic contribution from Fixer, back in the day.

Rei do you still PvP on lolvirtue these days?

Rarely. I almost never log on anymore. I actually spend more time on the forums than I do in game.

Sadly I'm almost at that point. RL > this game. Speaking of which hows the little one. Haven't heard anything since the thread you posted a long time ago when he was born.

Freaking awesome. Did you let him dig in himself or did you cut him a piece and give it to him? I gave my niece and nephew their own cake to dive face-first into and that was hilarious.

He had a "personal" cake just for him to dig into. It was far less of a catastrophe than I thought it would be.