Pwnz

Okay yeah, this game still sucks.

But so does Champs.

****. Guess it's back to TF2.

I was thinking of reactivating my WAR account. I like the game but I quit playing because there aren't many ppl on in the mornings. I'd have to go do random PvE mishs for a bit until a scenario had enough ppl in it.

Ok, ok, I've been neglecting my duties as King. PWNZ just isn't what it used to be so I've not been frequenting the forums that often. On the off chance that I do, I remember we did have a LOT more PWNZ rules. Up to 100 as a matter of fact. But after many broken links, a little more than half actually worked. However I've gotten around to making them again.

1. If you have no self confidence, make someone around you more miserable than you are.

2. Always Party Hard

3. Ninjas make threads better

4. Cats > You

5. History is a valid subject, but it must be PWNZorized.

6. Paris Hilton is never attractive. Ever.

7. Screenshots always add the lawlz

8. If you fail, it will be brought to your attention very abruptly.

9. Don't try so hard.

10. Bad grammar can only be tolerated so much. Once you go too far, even someone like Cheita will make fun of you.

11. When it rains, it pours.

12. Unnecessary flames are always appreciated and welcome.

13. We can handle any situation, no matter how dire.

14. Internet fights will not make you look cool.

15. When the King declares it, so shall it be.

16. PvP is what draws us together. If you don't PvP, you don't belong.

17. You don't have friends, you only have distant aquaintances.

18. Serious conversation will always be horribly skewed off topic.

19. Rystorm will always be 100 times more awesome than you.

20. You are a horrible person, and so am I.

21. We will never die.

22. The little people (newbs) are what makes us who we are. Anger them, and you may regret it.

23. Your glass case of emotion? Please, stay in it.

24. This has nothing to do with PWNZ, but it's still awesome.

25. Attractiveness is not on a sliding scale.

26. You will be ***** slapped someday. Accept your fate.

27. Sometimes, no is never a good enough answer. Make it a good enough answer.

28. Failing happens. Get back up and try again, but this time, not so hard.

29. Yes you are.

30. Everday is Caturday.

31. We'll let you know when you win, no sooner.

32. This is why internetz + RL = lawl

33. Sometimes awesomeness comes in a small container.

34. If you are in trouble, call for help.

35. When asked to STFU its best to do so immediately.

36. The power glove. It's so bad.

37. Wiki Vandalization is not only awesome but encouraged!

38. Youtube is fine, but making your own stuff is better.

39. Meatspins WILL get you banninated.

40. Watch out! Dev's r hax!!11(No longer works)

41. When you ride, ride in style.(No longer works)

42. Fear even the little ones.

43. If one of the PWNZ rednames gets a hold of you, STAY CALM

44. Sometimes you'll find yourself on the same side as people you normally wouldn't associate with

45. Don't be afraid to get your hands dirty with the carebears.

46. Virtue in a nutshell

47. Too much slang will get you ***** slapped. See also Rule 10.

50. POWER!

51. SURPRISE!

52. Racial stereotyping is not funny...lol

53. Ignorance is bliss, creativity is fantastic, but stupidity is intolerable.

54. No one can escape teh masterlock

55. No one can escape teh masterlock!!!

56. Always make sure you have back up.

57. When there's trouble, call Steven Colbert.

58. Getting rickrolled sucks, rickrolling someone else takes timing.

59. Do not worry about losing an argument. This will invalidate any point.

60. Innuendo is your best weapon against the mods.

61. Our love of superheroes is what draws us together.

62. Speaking of that, do not ever question the Joker.

63. It's huge, son!

64. When the King invites you for dinner, its best you accept.

65. The internet is serious business.

66. There is no rule 66.

67. The king knows why things never get done in COH. He will share his wisdom with you.

68. Remember the great Speed Boost flamewar of '08? PWNZ started that.

69. Sometimes, even Carebears can have a change of heart.

70. Sometimes, they don't... because they're still listening to monkeys.

71. Chieta Corps is a shining example to us all.

72. There is a global ban on more than 3 PWNZers at a time meeting with the King in real life.

73. Did you see what I did there?

74. There is always a right and wrong way of doing things.

75. For the love of God, put it away in public.

76. Trust the fungus.

77. We will overreact to anything.

78. To escape the mods, take 4 left turns.

79. Because we always Bend the rules.

80. Never forget to feed the Arnold, but never after midnight.

81. Don't mess with the King.

82. Let's be honest. We all know what you're really here for. Don't try and hide it, we're all pretty understanding here.

83. On that note, be careful of the 'women' you flirt with while in PWNZ.

84. Don't lie. You know you love us.

85. Sometimes, you have to be prepared for a flame war.

86. Sorry, ladies. Most of the guys here are not like this... but more like this.

87. When the King says to do the Time Warp Again! Not even Rick Astley can resist!

88. PWNZ is like a tight knitted community... we share many things.

89. Don't ask, don't tell.

90. Don't get caught up in political correctness. You may find yourself in Political wrongness.

91. Take your beatings like a man, Susan!

92. Things don't turn out as you'd expect them in PWNZ.

93. The only good bug is a dead bug.

94. Never give a Klingon a Boo.

95. Xury's guide to beating Super Mario Bros 1.

96. Never ever piss off the forum fairy.

97. Base is safe.

98. Franziska Von Karma WILL hurt you if you do not behave.

99. If at all possible, always make sure you get the best of both worlds.

100. The Cardinal Rule! Links are like packages in PWNZ. Take care you don't open the wrong package, or else...

Hell ******* yeah. You must have gotten in touch with Kid.

Yeah it will never be what it once was but the rules is something that needs to be preserved.

No I didn't get in touch with Kid. I did 57 through 100 myself.

Dammit man that's impressive. No wonder you're the king of Pwnz. I'm glad the list is back though.

Boomie, what server where you on? I found Jemikins and Sixy on Freedom, and do you frequent Freedom?

Primarily these days I'm on lolvirtue. All my blueside stuff is on virtue and all my redside stuff is on triumph. I have a few toons on every server but don't get around to them very much. The highest toon I have on freedom is a 42 db/invuln brute and I have a few toons blueside in the teens.

Ah, well, Victory is my home server, and I also use Freedom. How's pvp on Virtue these days? Or even Triumph?

Triumph's RV isn't bad and occasionally Sirens gets used a bit. Virtue's RV and Sirens aren't decent but they aren't as populated as freedom. I don't think I've ever lvl'd really anything past 10 on victory. Damn altitis and trying to acco/io my new Mind/Therm has been keeping me away from everything else recently.

Reminds me, not to many ppl arena on virtue from what I've seen. I mean the pvp event I referenced upthread was announced with plenty of time and only 6 ppl showed. One was the PvPEC guy running it, I was one, a friend I dragged along was there, and a few ppl the event host gathered together from spamming /ac. After the event was over I hit RV and there were quite a few there. I have seen a few ppl in /ac request 1vs1's but that's few and far between from what I've seen.

I know the feeling. Nowadays I'm just building a few characters to farm stuff for my domblaster and blasterblaster. Damage is king in PvP, so... Yea just getting the IO's and farming Rikti all day.

Unless I'm not paying to much attention to /ac(which is possible), I don't see to much arena use going on. I know a handful or so of ppl that prefer zone and only arena with friends. The only time I've seen the zones basically dead is when I log on early in the mornings besides that there's a decent number of ppl there.

I wonder if we'd get in trouble for doing another Pown.it in forum games...

Not as long as we drag all of forum games into it....

Make it a PWNZ sponcered event.

This place is seriously lacking in any form of win whatsoever.

This should change that!

I believe candlestick means this kind of win:

WIN!

And of course with that comes an oldie but goodie.

that count video always reminds me of Fixer.

So does this one

ello me droogs