3 Word Story
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a long pink
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and battery powered
rampant rabbit toy
and procceded to
pwn the world
rather punctually by
throwing frozen peas

If it has eyes, you can blind it, if it has blood, you can make it bleed, if it has a mouth, you can make it scream.
whilst repeating "lol"
and rolling on
broken vodka bottles
of d00mz0rz that
transformed into a
very big hairy
and very cat-like
version of Mr...
T, but suddenly...!
Michael Jackson screamed
(random thought :/)
at the thought
of apple pies
by Mr Kipling
which were exceedingly
bad in fat
but very tasty
especially when Mr.Bean (< does that count as one word? <.>
a long pink