Paragon Connections: Super Dating for Super People
By
Arctic_Princess,
Posted on: 2006-08-24 07:43 in Roleplaying
This is a repost from Blackdove's... translation... of one of the above.
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(Shadowe) "Male, late 20s, seeks female for companionship and maybe more. GSOH, rich, frequent flier, intelligent, charming & witty. Applicants must be ready for anything, including the occassional police raid and villainous attack. Aliens, mutants, Kheldians & dimensional travellers welcome. Dancing is optional."
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Too good to be true (or single)! Applying dating decipher....
Male, in his thirties, looking for a shag. Laughs at dirty jokes, inherited stinky apartment and seven cats from his granny last year, I'd like to belong to 10-mile club, I passed high school on second try, my mom says I'm charming, I make my mates laugh when I trash-talk my exes. Applicants must be ready for anything, including the occassional police raid and villainous attack. I'll take any kind, especially lapdancers.
HTH. 
Blackdove
Lonely Gunman
Dedicated professional male, 30s, seeks a Scully to help discover if the truth really is out there and stand against the Conspiracy. GSOH, athletic, looking for someone to wine, dine, and abduct. Absense of squid-delusions a must.
Gauisus Somnium
single hero, mediocre dancer looking for someone who likes to have fun, do missions with and go on nice flights over paragon. Anyone interested should be able to stand occasional drunkeness, godly manifestations, sometimes terrible humour and after a particulally bad night on the town potentially lethal chronic halitosis. Well rounded and fond of having a laugh, likes blondes especially.
Fleur de Minuit
Young woman in the prime of her looks looking for a partner in heroism, born in France and fond of heels Chloe Nightingale enjoys both talking a lot and being quiet... relatively normal upbringing for a super heroine brilliant dancer both classic and break dancing. Enjoys the occasional night on the town as well as playing flute. Any possible catches must be aware of her telekinetic abilities which have given her problems with dating in the past...
Young attractive female, seeks someone for fun and frollics. Independantly wealthy, likes to party, I can blow your mind! Only ever dated men, but open-minded.
Psinet legal disclaimer: Any person or persons responding to the above application will not hold Psinet responsible for any harm, real or perceived, that occurs as a result of any meeting with the above person.
The wisdom of Shadowe: Ghostraptor: The Shadowe is wise ...; FFM: Shadowe is no longer wise.
; Techbot_Alpha: Also, what Shadowe said. It seems he is still somewhat wise ; Bull Throttle: Shadowe was unwise in this instance...; Rock_Powerfist: in this instance Shadowe is wise.; Techbot_Alpha: Shadowe is very wise *nods*; Zortel: *Quotable line about Shadowe being wise goes here.*
Courtesy of Blackdove (I suggest that if people do have ideas for other people's toons, get them to post it for you, saves trouble and strife):
A refined gentleman in his prime searching for suitable companion. Requirements: proper upbringing and language, tolerance to quirkiness and eccentric experiments and most importantly suitable moral and ethical standards. An understanding and patient nature would be a good asset. Housing and upkeep will be provided in multidimensional mansion.
There will be sudden absences for unknown periods throughout the relationship, so a hobby of her own is necessary. Looking forward to: intellectually stimulating discussions, exotic voyages to new worlds together, companionship in the trying times of good versus evil, and exploring the capabilities of cybernetics.
Translation:
Uptight cyborg seeking mechanic for 10,000,000,000 mile service.
@FloatingFatMan
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Mock *and post your own*, FFM!
I shall, when I get home and have more time to think one up!
@FloatingFatMan
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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This is a repost from Blackdove's... translation... of one of the above.
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(Shadowe) "Male, late 20s, seeks female for companionship and maybe more. GSOH, rich, frequent flier, intelligent, charming & witty. Applicants must be ready for anything, including the occassional police raid and villainous attack. Aliens, mutants, Kheldians & dimensional travellers welcome. Dancing is optional."
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Too good to be true (or single)! Applying dating decipher....
Male, in his thirties, looking for a shag. Laughs at dirty jokes, inherited stinky apartment and seven cats from his granny last year, I'd like to belong to 10-mile club, I passed high school on second try, my mom says I'm charming, I make my mates laugh when I trash-talk my exes. Applicants must be ready for anything, including the occassional police raid and villainous attack. I'll take any kind, especially lapdancers.
HTH.
Blackdove
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((IC Post))
I find the flagrant disregard of my upstanding nature most disturbing.
I would like to counter each of the points raised, so that future applicants can see for themselves that I was perfectly honest in my presentation.
My name is Doctor Richard Huntington III. Everyone calls me Richard (unless my sister has corrupted them). I was born on 3rd October, 1977. I am 28 years old, coming up to 29. I am seeking female companionship, and possibly a burgeoning relationship, for such has eluded me so far. I am not merely "looking for a shag". I inherited a mansion in the outskirts of the city and control of a medium sized corporation 6 years ago, so wealth is clearly there. I don't own any cats. I can fly. I own a private jet. The 10-mile high club doesn't interest me in the slightest right now, though it may at some point. I hold two Doctorates from Oxford University in England in esoteric physics disciplines, and my deceased mother never referred to me as charming. I take the stance that I am from the nickname recently bestowed upon me by Doctor MacAllister, otherwise known as Doctor Temporis, which is "Captain Smoothypants". I frequently make people laugh, though usually after I've had some champagne for some reason, and I don't speak poorly of the lovely ladies who have formed my previous, though unsuccessful, relationships. I am a hero, but have a poor reputation, so I do occassionally get raided by the police, and the odd villainous organisation does try to attack me every now and then. I don't dance very well, as the video evidence that the heroine Kitmarch undoubtedly obtained a few days ago (despite her claims otherwise) will prove.
Therefore, I fully intend to sue for the libelous statements your previous correspondent made about me, unless she was female and is interested in a date...
The wisdom of Shadowe: Ghostraptor: The Shadowe is wise ...; FFM: Shadowe is no longer wise.
; Techbot_Alpha: Also, what Shadowe said. It seems he is still somewhat wise ; Bull Throttle: Shadowe was unwise in this instance...; Rock_Powerfist: in this instance Shadowe is wise.; Techbot_Alpha: Shadowe is very wise *nods*; Zortel: *Quotable line about Shadowe being wise goes here.* Translation: Vigilante Seeks Batgirl
Tall, attractive Russian female, mid-20s, seeks athletic, caring male for companionship. Interests include martial arts, ballet, tightrope walking, meditation, classical music, syndicated American sitcoms and vodka. Ability to jog considered a bonus. N/S, no children or animals (either talking or non-sentient)
((*sigh* if only they'd had a chance....
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Tall, attractive Russian female, mid-20s, seeks athletic, caring male for companionship. Interests include martial arts, ballet, tightrope walking, meditation, classical music, syndicated American sitcoms and vodka. Ability to jog considered a bonus. N/S, no children or animals (either talking or non-sentient)
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((dang thought i had a chance till right there at the end lol XD))
(Not actually IC, but it should be funny, at least...)
Tall, handsome, charming English gentleman [u]not[u] seeking a relationship. I'm taken, you see. Sorry to dissapoint you, I assure you that did my dear Kit not exist, you would be extremely high on the 'list'... Perfectly happy to be pleasant and hand out chocolate, though, if you wish. After all, how can I refuse, especially when you've got that wonderfully beautiful outfit, with those terribly pretty eyes, not to mention you've done your hair in that absolutely delightful wa-
Word limit reached.
Just to clarify, this thread is not intended for necessarily canon IC dating posts, merely for 'hypothetical' ones, allowing even Significant Other equipped characters to post ones if they wish.
If people want to put IC ones up as well, they're quite welcome to naturally.
Slim, attractive heroine seeking like minded girl for fun, friendship, and maybe more. Must like seafood, cats and EastEnders.
@FloatingFatMan
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Translation: Fifty-year old fat housewife with super-hero fetish looking for a shag.
Seriously, Oysters, Cats and Eastenders. What was I supposed to think?
I think I have one.
Mid twenties male hero looking for a woman's companionship. Must be willing to help with grave digging.
And if the FA don't get this, then I'll be very dissapointed. :P
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Just to clarify, this thread is not intended for necessarily canon IC dating posts, merely for 'hypothetical' ones, allowing even Significant Other equipped characters to post ones if they wish.
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lol if bout me i was just joking 
Early 20s, female heroine who isn't really all that attractive; well, not to the majority anyway. I'm all gangly and have a rather large nose. My hair's really greasy most of the time too, it's always up in a ponytail because I can never be bothered to brush it. Anyway, yeah. Seeks a guy to put up with my [censored].
Female, seeks male for companionship as that's what humans seem to put a lot of stock in.
Squeak squeeeak. Squeeeaaaaaaaaaaak.
((Funnily enough, none of them are serious 
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Tall,Athletic Male of adult biological age,GSOH, seeks female with own home for commencement of a legal binding relationship,Pre-Nuptual mandatory,Must be legal national.Time wasters will be punished.
Romantic, passionate and adventurous young woman looking for likeminded company. I enjoy outdoors, target practice, scouting, games and sightseeing. I also love to learn new things and discuss politics, as well as sometimes kick back and party. I am very open minded, honest and fun person and enjoy both giving and receiving affection. Looking forward to hear from you. PS. You must like cats.
Wynd: So what am i meant to say? Its on? Oh! Gods! Ahem. Young Karral looking for companionship. Not neccessarily love, as i am not sure i understand that quite yet and would prefer to master the proccess before going into it.
I need a freind more than a lover right now. Must be able to put up with occasional moments of anger, and must be very good at calming people down, and dealing with otherworldly manifestations. Would prefer a non-drinker, as i handle alchahol badly. I am not sure i understand the concept of smoking, so i am not sure whether i am for or against it, really. Must be able to speak archic english, familliarity with Karral would be helpful, but not required.
Am i done? Oh! good. Now.. how do i turn this thing off, is it this switch there? oh good, b-
Soulstruck: Young female, bout 24, feisty i think is a nice description, any possible suitors must be able to put up with spontaneous combustion, burning couches, arrows holes in the wall and frequent bursts of attention and affection... no strong religous people preferred as of divine manifestations and possible calls to other countries on business... likes ice cream and watching movies, Evelyn Nightingale, otherwise known as Evee
The following have been culled from the New GG thread. Try participating even if your toon wouldn't normally, or even if not necesssarily single
It's not IC, after all.
Ironclad/Red Matheson
"40ish ex-hero seeks gal to go on dates, go to the drive in with. Handsome, gsoh, non smoker seeking similar. Must be willing to listen to the occasional tale of past deeds. "
Shadowe
"Male, late 20s, seeks female for companionship and maybe more. GSOH, rich, frequent flier, intelligent, charming & witty. Applicants must be ready for anything, including the occassional police raid and villainous attack. Aliens, mutants, Kheldians & dimensional travellers welcome. Dancing is optional."