Paragon Connections: Super Dating for Super People
Male Ealry twenties seeks female companion. Must be willing to put up with assaults from evil versions, insane criminal master minds with delusuions of granduer, helping to patch bullet holes and burn holes in purple leather combat suits when invunrability fails, cloned child with early developed super powers, willing to put up with lonely nights as might have to wrok late.
Likes Meditating learning ancient techniques stoppign the occasional super villain/orginisation/alien invaders from conquring earth long haul stake outs, animals especialy big cats. Is a good listener and enjoys long intelectual/general chats.
Male man seeking a woman. I'm in my mid 20's or elderly, your choice. I like weapons and women who can stand being near me, I'm not a fan of babies and cannot stand magic. I don't care who you are, as long as you are a woman, don't mind me being within 20 feet of you and don't use magic.
Guess who
I am the Blaster, I have filled the role of Tank, Controller and Defender
Sometimes all at once.
Union EU player! Pip pip, tally ho, top hats and tea etc etc
Early 20's female Seeks similar anyone/thing, enjoys smashing things, explosions, Ghostbusters reruns and being stroked. You must be into furry.
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Tall, handsome, charming English gentleman not seeking a relationship. I'm taken, you see. Sorry to dissapoint you, I assure you that did my dear Kit not exist, you would be extremely high on the 'list'... Perfectly happy to be pleasant and hand out chocolate, though, if you wish. After all, how can I refuse, especially when you've got that wonderfully beautiful outfit, with those terribly pretty eyes, not to mention you've done your hair in that absolutely delightful wa-
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Translation: Pompous git seeks congratulations.