To express oneself,
In seventeen syllables,
Is very diffic
Synaesthetix:if your mum wasn't already dead I would go kill her for bringing
you into the world
smashing time, ain't mine
even tho it is divine.
jintsu's stuck, beeing a dom
with area holds and the lust for fulcrum
damn architecttype, being so crappy, i just wanted to be a scrappy
curse the corruptors for being so wide, healing, hitting, buffing, helping us along the ride, ending up getting hit in the side, trying to play like both bonny and clyde.
the stalkers they hide, assasinate and slide, their huge ***** blade between my thight.
placate, AS, death, is the normal route, unless i play my brute, and smash them to beirut.
and i must admit, working is pretty s h i t, thinking about CoV whole day, reading the forums and just wanting to play. maybe one day 
Forgive me for being bored, but you know i work for the lord (recluss), and therefor must post on the board 
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I am a scrapper
Kicking butt and taking names
Flee, it's scrapperlock!
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Nope. The correct Scrapper Haiku is just seventeen repetitions of Kill! It probably even works in Japanese.
Disclaimer: The above may be humerous, or at least may be an attempt at humour. Try reading it that way.
Posts are OOC unless noted to be IC, or in an IC thread.
The blaster's way: pain tumbles
As cherry blossom from trees.
"Rez plz."
Is it time for the dance of joy yet?
Why won't this game load?
The server is down again
Off to the forums
Paragon City
Is a city of heroes
It's pretty cool, huh?
How is "Rez plz." 5 syllables??? 
From range I Blast at
thee, up close I detoggle
thee, I pwn you all.
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How is "Rez plz." 5 syllables???
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Ah, you've obviously never teamed with the same people I have. They can make "plz" as polysyllabic as you like. In all fairness, though, although we traditionally use the 5,7,5 rule for haikus, they can be made up of any length of syllables you like, as long as they express a single thought or observation, and is short, precise, and contains sometimes paradoxial beliefs.
...I'll put away dictionary.com now.
When will this thread end?
Surely we have better things
To do with our time.
Statesman had a kid.
That must have hurt him a lot.
Guys cannot give birth.
Silver Weasel shines
As DreamWeaver drinks a lot.
Me? I just write stuff.
Censorship is dumb
No matter what you might think.
You can all [censored].
See what I did there?
Censored is two syllables.
Clever little me.
Now this is boring
I'm going to write some more
Of my sequel. Now.
I like to move it
Move it. I like to move it
Move it. I like to.
Easter has arrived.
Oh, why have we all been nerfed?
Issue seven out.
What am I do do?
I know, I'll write a Haiku
And it'll rhyme. Nuts.
I am a scrapper
Kicking butt and taking names
Flee, it's scrapperlock!
I like martial arts
Thats my foot in your stomach
Crane Kick makes you fly.
I am /SR
What, you're trying to hit me?
Forget it, you can't.
Add your own...
"The Hamidon is a what what of what?" - Brian the mission guy.