Raoul's Leetle Black Book
Can't wait for the first entry.
Raoul, he come to Paragon City for one reason; groupies. Bored of the "normal" chicas in the Rogue Isles, he how you say, lift up sticks and move a caravan on the shores of Platinum Lake. Paragon is muy confusing! After a busy day working on his tan, Raoul, he arrest a Hellion and find out where the heroes hang out.
So Raoul mosies across to the gigantico statue of that mamacita, Galaxy Girl. And si, Raoul he was right, these hero senoritas are so hot! Everywhere Raoul look was figure hugging spandex, revealing tops, skirts - Raoul likes!
Raoul announced himself to the local senoras, flexing his godlike physique, but unlike home, these chicas, they no buying what Raoul is trading, si? These supersenoritas, they not impressed by Raoul's machismo, his body, his swordplay Is Raoul not good enough for them?
Raoul met a senorita called Jo, and she tried to claim that she wasn't into Raoul, but that she preferred chicas too. Raoul was disappointed as she was at least octo (8/10). A younger mamacita, Bluestrike {9/10) played tricks on Raoul, but Raoul thought she might be into him.
Then some Canadian vato called spearmint showed up & kept coming onto Raoul, he even pinched Raoul's [censored]! That vato is loco! Raoul was freaked out, and left for the evening.
(right, that's his first night done, I'll post the rest of the week's events later - need to eat first! Also, please comment, on writing, errors, ideas - I want Raoul to be a character who evolves as he goes, and your feedback will really help!)
All I can say is, if Bluestrike is playing tricks on Raoul, he's in for one hell of a rough time, the last time Blue pulled a trick on Veskit she damn near caused a heart attack and a chalk outline at the base of a rather high building, Raoul, you are a braver man than I
You call that a trick veskit? Poor Inago got teleported into the center of the dancefloor at Pocket D with no pants! That was after he'd started a prank war by putting a fish behind her radiator, she then put springy snakes in his wardrobe before he put itching powder in her bed.
So... uhm.. it's been 11 days and still no update on the 'Leetle Black Book'. Is Raoul losing his touch??
that would imply he had one :P
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that would imply he had one :P
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Ouch harsh
I like Raoul! I command him to go forth and woo the ladies!
(hehe - whilst Raoul isn't losing his touch, I am.. just can't seem to write at the moment - I have a fairly long story type entry that brings him up to date that I just need to finish off. I've done some work on a couple of alts recently, so it may be time to unleash him on the unsuspecting female population again, and get some more material)
We need to get Raoul and Eddie Munt together, preferably with Stargazer and one or two other barely dressed women around.
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Can Eddie handle that much without his skull bursting though?
Eddie can handle it easily... can Raoul?
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lets find out...
Hehe - well the wife is currently grinding the last two bars to 40 on her stalker, but yeah, Raoul is ready to outEddy the Munt
Just give me a shout when he is on, and I'll be there faster than you can say badlyconstitutedandovertlysexualinnuendo.
((After reading the frankly marvellous shimmery's journal, felt inspired to bring you Raoul's little black book. Expect scandal, intrigue, a touch of machismo and a whole load of sexy femmes! Will post the first installment after tonights GG action. Please comment, whether on the content, the writing or to give advice on rp'ing Raoul. Any plot ideas also warmly welcomed!))