Super Parents Super Rules & Super Sayings


Angryellow

 

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Think being a parent is tough? Try being a Super Parent.
Object: Come up with rules or sayings that a Super Parent would say. (Can be an old one with a twist... Example: If all your friends were jumping into a batch of toxic waste to get their powers, would YOU?!)

"Uh-Uh! NO! You're NOT going out fighting crime looking like that, young lady! Go back upstairs and find something else to wear!"


 

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"What did I tell you about fighting Lusca on a full stomach? You'll get cramps!"


 

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"Why are you reading with the lights on? You glow in the dark..." *turns off light* "...STOP WASTING ELECTRICITY!"


 

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No! You can't use invis to peek in the girl locker room!


Pinnacle: Hold my beer. Watch this!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
MA arc #117314!! Try it nao!!

 

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Stop Teleporting your brother out of the bathroom, your making a mess!!


Pinnacle: Hold my beer. Watch this!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
MA arc #117314!! Try it nao!!

 

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We brought you into this world and we can take you out of it with our Doomsday device.

You and you little brothers are blasters. I wish I had never had that lab accident.


 

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OMG they killed Daddy! You Blasters!


 

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Stop running with that pointed lazer beam! You could put your tageting lens out!


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Dang it, Billy, you know better than to hug your father with your Spines out!!



 

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*Dad, Mom and kids are flying to their vacation spot*
Dad: Stop [Taunting] your sister! I will turn us around, and go back home. Don't make me fly back there and [Detention Field] you two!!



 

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...as long as you are living under my shield bubble, you will do as I say!


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Using Grant Invisibility on your veggies wont get you out of eating them! I have a +perception proc and still know where they are.


 

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Said by an actual parent i used to play with to her 10 year old daughter while she was playing CoV: "I'm sorry [insert child's name here], i cant hear you over all the gunfire"


 

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Stop using [Fire Shield] on the cat. I know it doesn't hurt it, but the cat doesn't!