*Stands on the sleeping fuzzy Tiger's back for a moment, eyeing the struggle for the squeaky mallet.*
By Excalisock I command this struggle cease!
*And with that he leaps in, swinging Excalisock around to thwomp Neko.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
<taxes the people from his ceaser like position> Pay meh! <brnadishes a stoled squeaka mallet>
Slooow day o.o
Fantasy Friday has turned into a nightmare!! 
Something must be done!!
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
Too many Ceasars not enough Gladiators.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*counters Excalisock with squeeky hammer*
SQUEEKA!
Never! You will fall before me, Sack Hero!
SQUEEKA SQUEEKA SQUEEKA!
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
*Back pedals, flailing his stuffed sock to defend against the furious, squeaky mallet attack.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
Am I not Merciful!? :P
Weekend almost here >.> <tosses out bouncy Big Red Ball>
*gets distracted and drops the mallet, chasing after the red ball*
shiiiny
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
Victory is mine!
*He holds Excalisock and the squeaky mallet high in the air.*
I declare this squeaky mallet to be... Mjolneek. Hammer of the Squeaky Thunder!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*rolls around behind Fedor, wrapped around the ball, gnawing and kicking at it*
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
*CHARGE!!!!!!!* knocks cap'n over still wearing cow outfit
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
Good evening Peasants.
*kills everyone*
Good day...
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*CHARGE!!!!!!!* knocks cap'n over still wearing cow outfit
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GAH! <thuds>
*Uses the combined might of Excalisock and Mjolneek to harmlessly deflect the Count's attacks.*
With the might of these arms, finally justice shall come to this land. And we shall call it..... this land.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*bowls over Fedor from behind, rolling around with her ball*
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
Charge??? I only have cash. 
Bah! You temerarious cretin! You cannot harmlessly deflect This!
*unveils the GROUCHGUN-1200XE*
This unparalleled pinnacle of destructive weaponry is capable of leveling entire threads in its sleep! Weep as it spreads its malignant terror throughout the cosmos, leaving nothing but ashes and misery in its wake!
*Fires*
Plus it gives you Acne! Muahahahahahhahaha!
*Is knocked over from behind just in time for the Count's doom ray to miss completely.*
Darn it Neko, I was in the middle of a super heroic moment there!
*And with that, and with the squeaky mallet and stuffed sock as well, he leaps on Neko and the ball to tussle.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
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Good evening Peasants.
*kills everyone*
Good day...
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*The deadness reverses the previous deadness and the tiger springs back to life*
Myu?
Well dudes and dudettes, I am about to get off work. I am gonna be playing at least until 1:00AM tonight. Come play with me! I'm tired of playing with noobz! 
PS- This was written from my new iPod Touch! Awww yeaaaaah!
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Well dudes and dudettes, I am about to get off work. I am gonna be playing at least until 1:00AM tonight. Come play with me! I'm tired of playing with noobz!
PS- This was written from my new iPod Touch! Awww yeaaaaah!
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This post also belongs in the Awwww Yeaaaaah!!! thread.
That's why I did it.
*Shuffles back in breathing hard, carrying a flyswatter and wearing a cardboard box on his head with "llama protection helmet" scrawled on the side*
Huff! That's it. I've cleared all the llamas out. All gone
*Waves flyswatter around in a manner indicating the non-presence of llamas*
It was a hard, dangerous job, but it's done. No more llamas
*Notices NekoAli, and looks alarmed*
Aha! She might be hiding some!
*starts sneaking up on the kitteh, flyswatter at the ready*
*rolls away on the shiny red ball rapidly*
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
*Is dramatically tussled by the sack person and made into an adorable fur rug*