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My name is Maximus Sackpersonus, commander of the Armies of Kittehs, General of the Puppeh Legions, loyal servant to the morning donut, Chotolatus Yummicus. Owner of a sunk pirate ship, pilot of a downed stealth bomber. And I will have my morning donut, in this life or the next.
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This is PURE WIN.
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WELL DONE SPEECH MAXIMUS!! 
[/ QUOTE ] But it gave too much time for the tiger to close the distance. *POUNCE!*
Nonono!!! He was monologuing!! Any time a hero does a monologue all other actions stop for the duration of said monologue! *nods sagely*
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*Is pounced.*
Wait, wait... I give the stirring speech and.. and then the bad guy loses! That's how it always goes!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*scritches Pogo some more and watches the blood and carnage. Or or is it the cute and fluffy? WHO CAN TELL?? dun dun duuuuun*
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
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Nonono!!! He was monologuing!! Any time a hero does a monologue all other actions stop for the duration of said monologue! *nods sagely*
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But...but...It's my turn to be the hero. And villain monlogues are always when the hero strikes and turns things around...
Hmmm....
*Ponders a moment and then just begins flailing and swatting the Tiger with the foam sword.*
Have at you!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
But you didn't monologue..And sackboy vs big tiger..Sorry, sackboy is the hero..Dems da rulz! sorry LCT...
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*Swats the sack person across the ring into a pile of cushy beanbags, conveniently located next to a miniature foam chariot with sack-horses*
Is no hero vs. villain here. 'Tis the Rookery. silly peoples.
Mew!
Ohhhhh... maybe it's a case of mistaken identity! And this is the beginning scene where the two unlikely heroes mistake each other for the enemy. And then after a fight they become unlikely partners and form a comically tense friendship that ultimately allows them to prevail where either would fail alone!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*Is punted in mid theorizing.*
Ok, now I am gonna turn you into a Tiger scented air freshner and hang you in the nearest outhouse!
*He leaps back into the fray.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
Yes! And Tiger is Chris Tucker, and Fed is Jackie Chan!
ACTION!
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But you didn't monologue..And sackboy vs big tiger..Sorry, sackboy is the hero..Dems da rulz! sorry LCT...
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Well,ok....but there better be a suitably evil cat-mistress on hand to tend my wounds after this battle....
*appears in ASDP in the center of the arena, the explosion throwing apart (but not hurting) LCT & Fedor*
I am the demon Phoenicis, fear me for your deams are my domain! I can grant fantasies beyond your wildest imagination or nightmares to chill your very soul! Bow down and worship or feel my wrath!
Morning everyone!
*grabs a monster lo-carb and settles in to wait for the worshiping*
Im sure we can find one or two for you LCT.
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*channels Julie Newmar and cracks a whip, purring seductively*
Defeat that hero, my minion, and my plan will go purrrfectly.
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
mew?
*scritches the emmi-kitteh's belly, still waiting for the worshiping to start*
<Watches from the royal box, a ceaser headdress on o.o> Release the kittehs!
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*scritches the emmi-kitteh's belly, still waiting for the worshiping to start*
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Alright, if you insist. You can start worshiping me now.
*cracks the whip again*
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
*Pounces Fed and tussles with him until there is suitably large dust cloud swirling around them*
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*scritches the emmi-kitteh's belly, still waiting for the worshiping to start*
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*Worships in the traditional NinjaFairyKitty manner...with a Squeaky Mallet to the noggin*
*Squeaka*
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@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
(Wow how did you do that to the post box? X_X my eyes hurt!)
<takes mallet> Silence is golden. -.- <holds da becky in other hand> Kitten with hammer is bad.
*Sees the tiger charging and leaps to meet him in mid air with a valiant glint in his eye and a foam sword held high!*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)